Funniest Deaths

Wizard tries to steal candy from children. Candy store owner(Willy Wonka) paralyzes wizard with stun rod. Get's arrested and goes to jail. Friends pick Wizard up in the morning. Wizard regains movement later. Wizard goes back for vengeance after friends suggest they ask Willy Wonka for the stun rod to help with beating Crow, a bandit leader. Wizard tries to go to the back of the store. Employees only. Teenage employee attempts to stop Wizard. Wizard shoots him with 2d6+10 damage gun that also deals half the damage back to the user. Teen still tries to stop wizard. Shoots teen again. Teen is dead. Goes into back. Rolls 2 on perception. Breaks a clothes rack with the Willy Wonka suit on it with gun, dealing damage to themselves AGAIN. Rolls bad and doesn't realize it isn't Willy Wonka. Casts create bonfire. Store is now on fire. Realizes Willy Wonka is gone in the firelight. Is now trapped in burning candy store. Rest of party gets the children out. Barbarian jumps over counter and falling stuff and breaks into back. Picks up wizard and Kool-Aid Man's through the wall. Bonks Wizards head on wall. Wizard has to make death saving throws. Barbarian who has healing equipment and herbalism kit runs off to play with cat. Wizard rolls a 20 and gets 2 successes. Wizard then rolls bad 3 times and bleeds out while the children watch. Barbarian gets back and realizes he had a revival kit, adrenaline shots, and the herbalism kit. Yoinks the cursed gun and his money. Ex-Wizard has to sit there for 3 hours doing nothing because they died sticking up a candy store.

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Wizard tries to steal candy from children. Candy store owner(Willy Wonka) paralyzes wizard with stun rod. Get's arrested and goes to jail. 

 Willy Wonka with a stun rod!? That is not in character for Willy Wonka. Capturing a thief with a ten foot long licorice whip and a net made of very sticky taffy would be more in character. Then, you have the Oompah Loompah security squad roll the miscreant into a large garbage can for transport to the jail.

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Wizard tries to steal candy from children. Candy store owner(Willy Wonka) paralyzes wizard with stun rod. Get's arrested and goes to jail. Friends pick Wizard up in the morning. Wizard regains movement later. Wizard goes back for vengeance after friends suggest they ask Willy Wonka for the stun rod to help with beating Crow, a bandit leader. Wizard tries to go to the back of the store. Employees only. Teenage employee attempts to stop Wizard. Wizard shoots him with 2d6+10 damage gun that also deals half the damage back to the user. Teen still tries to stop wizard. Shoots teen again. Teen is dead. Goes into back. Rolls 2 on perception. Breaks a clothes rack with the Willy Wonka suit on it with gun, dealing damage to themselves AGAIN. Rolls bad and doesn't realize it isn't Willy Wonka. Casts create bonfire. Store is now on fire. Realizes Willy Wonka is gone in the firelight. Is now trapped in burning candy store. Rest of party gets the children out. Barbarian jumps over counter and falling stuff and breaks into back. Picks up wizard and Kool-Aid Man's through the wall. Bonks Wizards head on wall. Wizard has to make death saving throws. Barbarian who has healing equipment and herbalism kit runs off to play with cat. Wizard rolls a 20 and gets 2 successes. Wizard then rolls bad 3 times and bleeds out while the children watch. Barbarian gets back and realizes he had a revival kit, adrenaline shots, and the herbalism kit. Yoinks the cursed gun and his money. Ex-Wizard has to sit there for 3 hours doing nothing because they died sticking up a candy store.

 Serves him right.