Mine was in Rime of the Frostmaiden, where we had caught a duergar who had snuck into our inn room and began interrogating him. My half-orc barbarian, Glutton, got impatient and decided to hit that duergar out the window with his maul like a baseball!!! The aarakocra paladin jumped on top of me to prevent me from doing so as combat imitated. As I was trying to shake him off, Glutton uttered these immortal words:
"GET OFF ME, CHICKEN WINGS!!!!"
Needless to say, the paladin was NOT happy about this insult.
My namesake, Thoruk the Duck Slayer, once misunderstood the instructions from a pair of dwarves to clear the kobolds out of their house, instead went in to "destroy everything", broke an alter, summoned the dwarven goddess of homely protection, mistook her for a man because of her beard and said "stay back sir, there could be more of them", killed most of the kobolds, then got stopped by the panicking party to answer to the goddess. Rolled a nat 20 on a persuasion check that he had been asked by the dwarves to "destroy everything, so he did". Goddess fixed the alter and the house (by smashing Thoruks head into the alter) and then knocked him out. Party carried him outside, where he awoke to see that the dwarves had been mysteriously locked out - the doors were sealed shut!
The best ones are when the Barbarian is the only one of the party who figures out a puzzle while everyone else (including the DM) is just shocked.
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Human. Male. Possibly. Don't be a divider. My characters' backgrounds are written like instruction manuals rather than stories. My opinion and preferences don't mean you're wrong. I am 99.7603% convinced that the digital dice are messing with me. I roll high when nobody's looking and low when anyone else can see.🎲 “It's a bit early to be thinking about an epitaph. No?” will be my epitaph.
NOT ME BUT A GUY I PLAYED WITH GUY WHO RAN LOL "SPELLCASTER" berserker BARBARIAN
RAGE WAS HIS CONCENTRATION EFFECT
AND HIS STRENGTH ATTACKS WHERE SPELLS
HE WOULD RUN IN I CAST RAGE AND I CAST CLEAVE OR BYSECT
his barb used to be a mage who lost his mind when he was captured tortured thus resistance and put to slave work. He talks to his sword and his lunacy makes him see his greatsword as his spellbook
when he runs out of rage. no my magic its leaving me, not again.
the funny thing is he looks like a buff nerdy wizard but absolutely insane but he thinks he is smart when he is not.
Mine was in Rime of the Frostmaiden, where we had caught a duergar who had snuck into our inn room and began interrogating him. My half-orc barbarian, Glutton, got impatient and decided to hit that duergar out the window with his maul like a baseball!!! The aarakocra paladin jumped on top of me to prevent me from doing so as combat imitated. As I was trying to shake him off, Glutton uttered these immortal words:
"GET OFF ME, CHICKEN WINGS!!!!"
Needless to say, the paladin was NOT happy about this insult.
Tortle barbarian, there’s a certain amount of irony to it. No need for a moment because his whole existence is a moment
My namesake, Thoruk the Duck Slayer, once misunderstood the instructions from a pair of dwarves to clear the kobolds out of their house, instead went in to "destroy everything", broke an alter, summoned the dwarven goddess of homely protection, mistook her for a man because of her beard and said "stay back sir, there could be more of them", killed most of the kobolds, then got stopped by the panicking party to answer to the goddess. Rolled a nat 20 on a persuasion check that he had been asked by the dwarves to "destroy everything, so he did". Goddess fixed the alter and the house (by smashing Thoruks head into the alter) and then knocked him out. Party carried him outside, where he awoke to see that the dwarves had been mysteriously locked out - the doors were sealed shut!
Yeah, that was probably high up the list!
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The best ones are when the Barbarian is the only one of the party who figures out a puzzle while everyone else (including the DM) is just shocked.
Human. Male. Possibly. Don't be a divider.
My characters' backgrounds are written like instruction manuals rather than stories. My opinion and preferences don't mean you're wrong.
I am 99.7603% convinced that the digital dice are messing with me. I roll high when nobody's looking and low when anyone else can see.🎲
“It's a bit early to be thinking about an epitaph. No?” will be my epitaph.
Usually by smashing the puzzle to bits, revealing the way forwards
Very Clever character concept!
My first character ever was a barbarian who rolled a nat one on an intelligence check and forgot what food was.