Funny things you have/want to have your character do in your campaign.

Post funny things you've made your characters do in your campaigns. My dm and I did a mock session and I somehow killed her invincible character. By hitting it with an enchanted rubber chicken… and microwaving him. 

Oh and please refrain from using foul language. Thank You!

Have a goblin character look at the tallest character in the party (preferably a dragonborn or goliath) hold arms up and go "Uppies"

Gnoll Charecter: talk about food...alot. 

Make a clan Skyre Warlock, and make crazy machines

My sorcerer to do color spray and yell: Pocket Sand!