I had one of my characters who was a kobold war wizard with a -2 strength lose a fistfight with a big rabbit. It got to the point that another player who was a fighter had to come rescue him.
I have a warlock who has a re-skinned Sprite as a familiar. I gave it an attitude. It complains whenever I ask it to do stuff, points out whenever my warlock misses or makes a mistake, competes with it's master to see who hits more or wins on initiative (the familiar always wins on initiative - always), and talks about my warlock behind my character's back.
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Playing D&D since 1982
Have played every version of the game since Basic (Red Box Set), except that abomination sometimes called 4e.
My current character is a barbarian/fighter/Paladin with 8 strength (I planned to multiclass into hexblade later), so my strength modifier was -1. I ended up drowning in a river because the other PC’s were too lazy to help me or forgot the game mechanics and tried to Rob me from 300 feet way lol. I almost died, but the dm had mercy on me and npc’s came to the rescue.
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DM: “Who’s your patron?”
Warlock: “Ummm”
DM: “Hurry Up”
Warlock: “yOu”
*All other players look at each other with utter fear*
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@Jackoflanterns I think the worst idea of your build is having all strength classes then dumping strength.
In my campaign I once shot mordecain in the fort while he was on mars drinking coffee with a Nat 20 with a crossbow. I shot him because he cheated in a magic chess game against Tasha. Don’t ask how I got there.
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I had one of my characters who was a kobold war wizard with a -2 strength lose a fistfight with a big rabbit. It got to the point that another player who was a fighter had to come rescue him.
I was DMing a solo campaign for my brother and he managed to punch down a tree with his bare hands. It then fell on him and he couldn't get it off.
I have a warlock who has a re-skinned Sprite as a familiar. I gave it an attitude. It complains whenever I ask it to do stuff, points out whenever my warlock misses or makes a mistake, competes with it's master to see who hits more or wins on initiative (the familiar always wins on initiative - always), and talks about my warlock behind my character's back.
Playing D&D since 1982
Have played every version of the game since Basic (Red Box Set), except that abomination sometimes called 4e.
My current character is a barbarian/fighter/Paladin with 8 strength (I planned to multiclass into hexblade later), so my strength modifier was -1. I ended up drowning in a river because the other PC’s were too lazy to help me or forgot the game mechanics and tried to Rob me from 300 feet way lol. I almost died, but the dm had mercy on me and npc’s came to the rescue.
DM: “Who’s your patron?”
Warlock: “Ummm”
DM: “Hurry Up”
Warlock: “yOu”
*All other players look at each other with utter fear*
__________________________________________________________________________________
Check out my homebrew: My Homebrew
@Jackoflanterns I think the worst idea of your build is having all strength classes then dumping strength.
In my campaign I once shot mordecain in the fort while he was on mars drinking coffee with a Nat 20 with a crossbow. I shot him because he cheated in a magic chess game against Tasha. Don’t ask how I got there.
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