Septimus Wail (human, variant, LUCKY!) started his career as a charlatan with a knack for getting out of the trouble he caused who could, somehow, manage to cast a few wizard spells. Fortunately he had a high INT(17),BUT only average con/wis/cha, and abysmal str and dex. Traveling with his first group of adventures, the wizard managed to come up on some adamant armor and a magic shield. Neither of which he could use. But, he fancied them, so, after three levels of wizard, he petitioned to become a cleric! Nice guy, very fair, all on the level, but absolutely neutral evil. Thing is, just cus you're evil doesnt mean you have to act it. Life cleric! Yes! Very wise(13...)! Neutral Evil god of Death, im yer guy!
So. Now im a healer? I mean... i .. guess so... kinda? Better if i just pick you up after you die, methinks.. but i have this awesome armor and shield! And im a wizard, Harry!
A random act of ... wild magic? Bestowed sorcerer at his next level up, because.. his charisma was 14, so, i guess more first level spells and cantrips for me... and wild magic.. or not, more likely.
Pathetic.
Armor, shield, lots of variety in low level magics, but, damn, i should focus.... on this awesome Sword i just found! Hmm... what does that remind me of... oh SNAP! Hexblade! Another new class, this time because i want to wield a weapon... with a strength 8... oh. Well, with warlock, i can use my cha 14 instead! Sealed! Gunna need at least 3 levels in warlock to make it palatable, however.. but before that..
Recap
LUCKY
Wiz3 DIVINATION
Cleric1 life
BADASS suit of armor and shield.
Sorcerer 1 WILD CARD(magic)
Very shiny sword
Warlock 1 Hexblade/bladepact
Huh... im having difficulty casting spells, using a shield, and a sword, all at the same time...
I need warcaster now? Sure.. why not.
Ok, its been six levels, at my 7th, i think its time to do that before we go any further with warlock.
So. Wizard 4! And warcaster.... 7 levels and i can only barely cast 2nd level spells... FINE ill get ONE MORE in wizard, mostly for counterspell.
Wizard done, now back to warlock..
GAUNTLETS OF OGRE POWER! Yay! Now i can.. use strength instead of cha when i use a sword, instead of .. casting... ah heck, lets keep going!
Picking up momentum, now, warlock 3 gets me.. i know, i like seeing in the dark, and being able to read any language... see? Im smart!
I just got to warlock 4 Wednesday, sept 30. I took the feat Prodigy. Noone in our group has survival, weve been wandering around blindly, so ill take that. Alchemy seems a good hobby, and, ive always wanted to speak elvaan! Three things! Thats certainly better than the scant 2 attribute points given by the standard asi...
My plans for the future...
Warlock 5- eldritch smite
Ive been wandering and collecting stories for years now, so, obviously im going to pick up Bard. SWORD bard. Yea! Probably three levels there, eventually.. cus who doesnt want more cantrips...
Surely im not the worst pc out there?
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Septimus Wail (human, variant, LUCKY!) started his career as a charlatan with a knack for getting out of the trouble he caused who could, somehow, manage to cast a few wizard spells. Fortunately he had a high INT(17),BUT only average con/wis/cha, and abysmal str and dex. Traveling with his first group of adventures, the wizard managed to come up on some adamant armor and a magic shield. Neither of which he could use. But, he fancied them, so, after three levels of wizard, he petitioned to become a cleric! Nice guy, very fair, all on the level, but absolutely neutral evil. Thing is, just cus you're evil doesnt mean you have to act it. Life cleric! Yes! Very wise(13...)! Neutral Evil god of Death, im yer guy!
So. Now im a healer? I mean... i .. guess so... kinda? Better if i just pick you up after you die, methinks.. but i have this awesome armor and shield! And im a wizard, Harry!
A random act of ... wild magic? Bestowed sorcerer at his next level up, because.. his charisma was 14, so, i guess more first level spells and cantrips for me... and wild magic.. or not, more likely.
Pathetic.
Armor, shield, lots of variety in low level magics, but, damn, i should focus.... on this awesome Sword i just found! Hmm... what does that remind me of... oh SNAP! Hexblade! Another new class, this time because i want to wield a weapon... with a strength 8... oh. Well, with warlock, i can use my cha 14 instead! Sealed! Gunna need at least 3 levels in warlock to make it palatable, however.. but before that..
Recap
LUCKY
Wiz3 DIVINATION
Cleric1 life
BADASS suit of armor and shield.
Sorcerer 1 WILD CARD(magic)
Very shiny sword
Warlock 1 Hexblade/bladepact
Huh... im having difficulty casting spells, using a shield, and a sword, all at the same time...
I need warcaster now? Sure.. why not.
Ok, its been six levels, at my 7th, i think its time to do that before we go any further with warlock.
So. Wizard 4! And warcaster.... 7 levels and i can only barely cast 2nd level spells... FINE ill get ONE MORE in wizard, mostly for counterspell.
Wizard done, now back to warlock..
GAUNTLETS OF OGRE POWER! Yay! Now i can.. use strength instead of cha when i use a sword, instead of .. casting... ah heck, lets keep going!
Picking up momentum, now, warlock 3 gets me.. i know, i like seeing in the dark, and being able to read any language... see? Im smart!
I just got to warlock 4 Wednesday, sept 30. I took the feat Prodigy. Noone in our group has survival, weve been wandering around blindly, so ill take that. Alchemy seems a good hobby, and, ive always wanted to speak elvaan! Three things! Thats certainly better than the scant 2 attribute points given by the standard asi...
My plans for the future...
Warlock 5- eldritch smite
Ive been wandering and collecting stories for years now, so, obviously im going to pick up Bard. SWORD bard. Yea! Probably three levels there, eventually.. cus who doesnt want more cantrips...
Surely im not the worst pc out there?