If your happy to be pun intended 'a part time lover' and meet the string of demanding requirements/hoops listed below - you can win my then the groups heart and join a fabulous group of film directors, a model, officer in the navy, me the scumbag and cast of others

I need someone: cultured, intelligent, a friendly person, a nut bag but you know a nice nut bag not a shouty nut bag

It's for a campaign but basically only appearing for a few sessions or on demand (hey them's the breaks)

Its UK time 9am on a Saturday, you need to be 22+ too (life experience and just so i can discriminate further makes me feel big and powerful)

If you can name a decent artist and read some classics your basically in. Everyone is European, and basically i'm a snob/sudo-intellectual who gets bored easily with morons (but i'm great in bed and an amazing DM and totally humble so thats fine)

Experience not a massive problem but being a moron (in a purely subjective and non discriminatory way) is a big one, so if you don't like something interesting to me: art, literature, history etc your not in (your hook is thrown in a totally non discriminatory open way in which your feelings are all important)

Call me Mr Picky if you like, but I do hope that spelling of "pseudo-intellectual" as "sudo-intellectual" is a pun on the Linux/Unix command and not an actual error, especially given the contextual setting :D

Sounds like an interesting group, I bite.

I'm 28, studying physics and the last book I read is animal farm by orwell. I guess naming a decent artist strongly depend on what you consider art, but I will go with the first one that pop into my head: Eminem.

Should you be interested:

If your still looking - we just lost another someone just decided and get this to choose flying back to another continent and time zone to be with the wife rather than be there for me and play D&D with me (shocking)

I am curious as to whether the parameters have changed on this or if you're still looking for an on-demand drop-in drop-out player. A few queries from my part:

1: How long do your sessions usually last? I am generally free on Saturday mornings but if it has a tendency to push much further than 1pm I may not be able to fill this role.

2: What extent of a nutbag are you interested in having? I can offer long, semi-logical rambles which most people refer to as "Plogic" (P being my first initial, basically saying it's my version of logic). I can also give you reasons to consider that Lettuce may be a dangerous creature, guinea pigs come from space, and other semi-coherent ramblings of an overactive mind. I certainly fit the bill for "not shouty", but will offer pause for thought in most of my interactions with near enough anything. 

3: Curious as to why Art & Classic Books are being used as a gatekeeping exercise for intellect, as I have a propensity for reading more modern books with some vigor. Perhaps the most pertinent "classic" book that I love is a Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy. Frankly if this is not sufficient then I doubt my irreverent humor would gel well anyway!

4, though technically 0 as it was mentioned before 1: have the parameters changed for needing and on-demand drop-in drop-out player?

5: What level of warning might I expect if I were to step in with a view to join? Friday night is not sufficient warning for me, as by then I will have planned my weekend.

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I am curious as to whether the parameters have changed on this or if you're still looking for an on-demand drop-in drop-out player. A few queries from my part:

1: How long do your sessions usually last? I am generally free on Saturday mornings but if it has a tendency to push much further than 1pm I may not be able to fill this role.

2: What extent of a nutbag are you interested in having? I can offer long, semi-logical rambles which most people refer to as "Plogic" (P being my first initial, basically saying it's my version of logic). I can also give you reasons to consider that Lettuce may be a dangerous creature, guinea pigs come from space, and other semi-coherent ramblings of an overactive mind. I certainly fit the bill for "not shouty", but will offer pause for thought in most of my interactions with near enough anything. 

3: Curious as to why Art & Classic Books are being used as a gatekeeping exercise for intellect, as I have a propensity for reading more modern books with some vigor. Perhaps the most pertinent "classic" book that I love is a Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy. Frankly if this is not sufficient then I doubt my irreverent humor would gel well anyway!

4, though technically 0 as it was mentioned before 1: have the parameters changed for needing and on-demand drop-in drop-out player?

5: What level of warning might I expect if I were to step in with a view to join? Friday night is not sufficient warning for me, as by then I will have planned my weekend.

 2 to 2 1/5 hours game time then as an alpha male I’m in the kitchen cleaning or cooking possibly flexing at the same time

independent thought and amusing is nutbag level good ... having an odd rant is fine too ... I guess David Ike types might be interesting .... drinking your own urine and telling everyone to do the same or you will shout at them while comedy gold is nutbag level bad for Saturday morning but who am I to judge

I get bored with convo on game mechanics or some magic item but I’m interested in lots of other things say Dutch Art or great boxers so I’m bringing in others like me then I’m normal. I think being funny is a winner

not sure I’m not sure if I terrified the beautiful young people and they have fled or they are head down studying and dreaming of rejoining us post exams

Days weeks months of warning are all possible