Two Newbies Looking For A Group

Hi!

My brother and I need a DnD group to play with, as I’m getting tired of making up random stories for him to follow. I have zero experience being a player. I want to play from 4:00 to 6:00 or from 5:00 to 6:00 pm eastern time on Saturday. Whichever one is ok with me. Alterations might be ok on request, so feel free to ask. Also, I have some questions.

1: What is your favorite race, class, and background? 
2: What is your hobby? 
3: How experienced are you? 
4: What is your alignment? (Real life or ingame) 

My answer to these questions at the moment are; human, sorcerer, and sage. My hobby is listening to music and digital drawing. Like I said before, I have zero experience being a player. I love CG and I don’t have a single character of any other alignment. I’m not joking. I have around 20 or 30 characters and they are all CG. 

Hello I can do this thing so here is my answers

part 1 of 1. I like any I dont have a favorite tho.

part 2 of 1. I dont know?

part 3 of 1. sci-fi, dungeons, saving villages, and steampunk. but im flexible for story's.

2. My hobby's are engendering, modifying ,and wrighting a few comics.

3.I have a few experience but my dad taught me how to play and be good at it have 3 tales under my belt.

4.I cant go any where so no real life alignment but for the start of the tale it can start with the adventurers trying to go to ___ and finding ___ to defeat the giant ___ . (the ___ is for suspense).

So if you want a story in your guy!

if you have any questions let me know.

Hi! This is on discord so you do need a discord account, I forgot to mention this in the description. Are you are player or a DM? You can play with us either way but I still need to know. 
This is an edit, we are playing the gods are crazy optional rule,we already have a started DM too. 
professor_dice, session zero is today, so you need to tell me your discord so I can contact you. 

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Hello, I'm Will. 1. Half elf, Warlock, Scholar. 2. My hobbies are reading and editing. 3. Ive been dming/ playing for 2 years. 4. Chaotic neutral ( Crazy squared). 

I like bein whacky and mirroring my players desires. i have a few others from my old campaign that'd like to join if possible. if interested feel free to message me at Royal#4041 . 

Hi! I’ll send discord messages to both of you and then we can start playing soon? 

I cant join by the discord thats is a big problem for me but maybe one day our paths may cross again one day we will see..

Maybe

Hi I'm mikayla. 1. Elf, druid, sage. 2. My hobbies are drawing and reading. 3. I'm not really experienced but I know the basics. 4. lawful good.

My discord is Rabies#7919 and I'm a player.