He trips on nothing, then runs at you and swings his club so clumsily that he ends up hitting himself. He falls onto the floor, then starts crawling away in the least effective way possible.

(Ogres are very stupid and clumsy)

i get up off my chain an ask "My friend are you okay let me help you up".

 He lunges at you and bites you, but breaks his teeth on your scales.

then he gets bored and goes to Mcdonald's.

i attempt to throw my trident

trident hits him, knocking him out.

Waiting for players so we can start this! People, please join!

Please people, I don't want to wait too long! Just 3 more people! Get a free character!

please play game

Can I use ddb.ac/characters/86201519/p4IrIa ?

sorry, but we need the 4 players I made because It will be important for the plot and storyline. you can choose one of these:

• Wispacker, lv.4, an Air Genasai Bard, a master of performance and light. Available
• Tova, lv.4, an intelligent human ranger who is a skilled archer. He hunts giants for a living. Available
• Nomu, lv.4, a wise elf monk, a fighter with quite a lot of money. Available

sorry for the inconvenience

Hey can i be tova the ranger

yes, you can. Thank you for joining, Tova! We could really use some archery if we want to save King Kiama!

Well i'll have you know i am the best of the best when it comes to archery

Yes, I know. I heard you shot a wasp out of the air from 30 feet away, if I remember correctly?

Oh, wait a second... I heard you are actually the second-best at archery. There is an elder goblin who is 3% better than you. But, you are 2nd best, so that's good!

Leaderboard:

1st: Elder Hadonu 5.000001 stars

2nd: Tova 5 stars

3rd: Sir Candleworth 5 stars

4th: Hamachi 4.9 stars

5th: Sir Waterbrand 4.9 stars

I sure did do that

Hey Tova, I heard there's a giant in the mountains. You can hunt it while your waiting for 2 more players to join!