Looking for a player for Wednesday at 330pm-730pm EST in homebrew campaign

Welcome to the world of Arteria where magic is abundant, tech is made, and wars are waged. You great adventure(s) have heard the cry for help from the kingdom of Grimlou who is in desperate need of help fighting off bandits, monsters, and now a possible war incoming from a rival nation. Can you step up to the plate to help them out to gain possible favor with the queen and earn some coin?
This campaign is a homebrew world with it's own lore so we will work together on how to add it all together so don't worry. There are many ways to play it as it is more open world as you will have many ways to complete the story that depends on how your group does things.

Rules:
1.No Drama, This is a place to have fun, rp, and play DnD
2.No Meta Gaming
3.No Min Maxing characters
4.Respect one another Out of character. If your character behaves a certain way do make it clear that it is the character not you
5.No Fudging Dice rolls, If you want to use RL Dice it is fine but I expect you to show the roll
6.Dms word is law in the end
7.Show up for sessions, if your not going to make it let me know beforehand

House Rules:
1.Fixed HP
2.Health potions are an action to use on other players and a bonus action for yourself
3.Dm will Roll stats
4.Nat 1 and Nat 20 Will have different effects depending on use
5.Inspiration per session will be a d10 +10 (or a d100 of random lore)
6.Crit hits will be Max Damage plus roll
7.Death saves will be rolled by the dm and pmed to who is down to add suspense
-Nat one is 2 fails and if you have a fail already is instant death
-Nat 20 is two saves if you have one positive already you return to consciousness at 1hp

The team:
A cleric
A fighter/paliden
A monk
A ranger
A artificer
A Druid

What I am looking for:
Preferably female player(s) to round out the team as there is only two in the group at this time but not necessary
Have some dnd experience, you don't have to be an expert but don't want to waste time teaching a brand-new player this far into the game
Has availability for 330-730pm EST
Has a decent quality mic so you can be understood, if we can hear you that is fine but if it's staticky and you have to repeat things constantly it won't work
If you can't make a session or have to leave, early give a heads up so I can plan things instead of just bailing or no showing up
Be 18 as this will have some adult themes based on choices you make, you can go many routes and what you do will have consciences
Be respectful to other players, if you have any issues with them dm me and we can talk it out
If you arnt having fun let me know so we can change that and make it so everyone including yourself has a great dnd experience
Has a character in mind/backstory if you do we can plot some stuff out or try to make something
Have fun

Now then feel free to add me on discord to try out, can't wait to see who applies
Discord: themanofmagics

This will be open till Monday so I can get a mini session done with whoever passes before Wednesday 

Who else had a problem with "DM will roll your stats?"

Dude, just use Standard array.

It's to make thinks easier and prevent getting low stats, I roll 2 sets and the player chooses which to use to give more options instead if Rollin one set as the player and risk getting mediocre stats. You won't have alot if fun with 3 10's, a 8,9,7 so it helps to prevent it and give more opportunities to get better stats

I understand the rationale, just not the application. Array gives you 8, 10, 12, 13, 14, 15, which allows for even a good dual class (combined with the right race) and that 8 is always a dump stat (Like Str for a Wiz, for example.)

But, from one Forever DM to another, you do you...

It understandable, it's more my preference to give more then one and being a higher lvl now it can help to have that better chance for the higher stats along with other stuff given to those joining now later in the game after the sudden drop of a player 

Plus it was the rules set when we first started so it would be a bit unfair to change them for one player, but either way I appreciate the suggestion, I enjoy some criticism as it helps me to try an be a better dm.

Well, I have an opening in my Saturday game, if you're looking to be a player at all.

I appreciate the offer but I both have work and run a game on Saturdays so I wouldn't have time 

I work most the time and am I'm 5 sessions 2 I run

Just to keep it relevant

Spots still open

still open? im pretty new but i know the most of the rules and have an open schedule

Today is the last day to apply as final decisions are tonight, early Tuesday at the latest. But at work so can't talk much now

yea im down whenever you have time just dm me and ill shoot you my discord 

 I'm interested in finding out a little more about this campaign, I sent you a request, you'll recognize my username, let's VC when you're available to discuss some finer details and potentially approve my character idea.