Hello. 

I am new to dnd and would like to play a game or a few. (I know what dnd is I have just never played it before). I have no friends who would play with me so I'm looking for new friends, who like dnd and would like to play with me. :)

I am willing to play with anyone. (just a warning I like to do very dumb stuff so you have to be able to deal with that).

Uh, online or in-person? If online, what’s your time zone? If in-person, where? What times are you available? What are you looking for in a game?