Timezone: CAT (GMT +2) will only be available on most Fridays and Saturdays if school/my parents aren't busting my ass. (Not to late, so not from 2am-4am or somthing like that cause my mom will beat my ass xD)(maby like 9pm-1am max)
Experience: Basically none. Barely know the rules and will need a shit tone of guidance
Joke: Mountains aren't just funny, they are hill areas
My name is Josh/Farleyvoo, I'm 42 years old and I'm new to D&D I've had the Players Handbook and Dungeon Master's Guide for about a month now and I've studied my butt of since then. I've also watched countless hours of live playthroughs. I live in West Virginia so I'm on EST. A Sorcerer, A bard, and a Barbarian all male walk into a tavern when a beautiful brunette Human adventure catches their eye. The Sorcerer says I just cast a spell and she will go adventuring with me. The Bard says I will sing her a song and she will adventure with me. The Barbarian say well guys im sorry but after she sees my Great Sword you guys don't stand a chance. As they walk out of the tavern and start there first adventure. lol I was trying to keep it clean. lol
Name: Deranged Weasle (Mike) Age: 40 Discord: derangedweasle Timezone: Central Time zone (Wisconsin) A Funny Joke: What did the farmer say when his crops wouldn't grow... "Why won't my crops grow?"
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Name: Sin for now until I’m comfortable sharing my actual name
Age: 24
Discord: siinnaamon
Timezone: PST / with work and going back to school soon my schedule is hectic until I get my classes but flexible once I know what days I am free!
Joke cause I forgot initially: Rick Astley will let you borrow any movie in his Disney collection… but he’s never gonna give you Up (my actual fave dad joke LOL)
I am still relatively new to the realm of dnd but not to the aspect of written role play I would say. I about 7+ years of story writing/role play experience just not in a dnd setting. I am currently I two campaigns with friends so I’m still learning but I’m sure it’ll take time for me to really understand the rules and mechanics to the game. Another note it’s that I am kind of shy when doing verbal role play in a dnd setting but can get comfortable over time so please be patient :)
So this will be a bit different, me and a Group of friends are searching for a creative patient DM to teach new and old players that are looking for roleplay based DND Games.
Now I saw your advertisement and was intrigued so let me see if I can fill everything out for you.
I am Yamira the Bold! I am 31 years old and I have not yet created a discord. (Next on my To-Do list), I live in California, USA (Pacific Timezone). I am BRAND NEW, know next to NOTHING about the game (have played maybe 3 times at the local library) A funny joke? My Life. Just kidding. I am awkward. What do you call a magical dog? A Labracadabrador.
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Name: River (Very much a new player)
Age: 17
Discord: Yeah that's fine, do you need my discord id as well? It's RiverOverHere#8109
Timezone: GMT +2 (I'm available on weekends)
A Funny Joke: What do you call a snake that's 3.14 meters long? A pi-thon!
Name: Joshua but go by Afritect
Age: 17
Discord: iartifact
Timezone: CAT (GMT +2) will only be available on most Fridays and Saturdays if school/my parents aren't busting my ass. (Not to late, so not from 2am-4am or somthing like that cause my mom will beat my ass xD)(maby like 9pm-1am max)
Experience: Basically none. Barely know the rules and will need a shit tone of guidance
Joke: Mountains aren't just funny, they are hill areas
Name : Lola
Age : 16
Discord : Loloninja
Timezone : central
Why did the bird get in trouble in class ? Because he was tweeting on a test
And i have a year of experience
Hello,
My name is Josh/Farleyvoo, I'm 42 years old and I'm new to D&D I've had the Players Handbook and Dungeon Master's Guide for about a month now and I've studied my butt of since then. I've also watched countless hours of live playthroughs. I live in West Virginia so I'm on EST. A Sorcerer, A bard, and a Barbarian all male walk into a tavern when a beautiful brunette Human adventure catches their eye. The Sorcerer says I just cast a spell and she will go adventuring with me. The Bard says I will sing her a song and she will adventure with me. The Barbarian say well guys im sorry but after she sees my Great Sword you guys don't stand a chance. As they walk out of the tavern and start there first adventure. lol I was trying to keep it clean. lol
discord: joshfarley1981
roll 20: Farleyvoo
Name: Britt
Age: Just turned 40 but get along w Gen Z & X just fine ^_^
Discord: brittamus84
Timezone: EDT/EST (-4 / -5 GMT)
A Funny Joke:My fave riddle:
Why is a Raven like a writing desk?
(from Alice's Adventures in Wonderland)
Former Nurse
Current Harriette ON-ON
Forever Nerd
Name: Deranged Weasle (Mike)
Age: 40
Discord: derangedweasle
Timezone: Central Time zone (Wisconsin)
A Funny Joke: What did the farmer say when his crops wouldn't grow... "Why won't my crops grow?"
Time to rescue some dragons in distress and slay some evil damsels.
Name: Jenna
Age:16
Discord: boiled_egg7259
Timezone: NZDT
A funny joke: why don't the circus lions eat the clowns
Because they taste funny.
I'm new to d&d, I've never played a game but would really like to try it out.
Name: Glo
Age: 16
Discord: ge1o
Timezone: Pst
A Funny Joke What did the football coach say to the vending machine?..... Give me my Quarter back.
Name: Sin for now until I’m comfortable sharing my actual name
Age: 24
Discord: siinnaamon
Timezone: PST / with work and going back to school soon my schedule is hectic until I get my classes but flexible once I know what days I am free!
Joke cause I forgot initially: Rick Astley will let you borrow any movie in his Disney collection… but he’s never gonna give you Up (my actual fave dad joke LOL)
I am still relatively new to the realm of dnd but not to the aspect of written role play I would say. I about 7+ years of story writing/role play experience just not in a dnd setting. I am currently I two campaigns with friends so I’m still learning but I’m sure it’ll take time for me to really understand the rules and mechanics to the game. Another note it’s that I am kind of shy when doing verbal role play in a dnd setting but can get comfortable over time so please be patient :)
Name: Vel (ik my name says smt different but Vel was taken so had to use that)
Age: 19
Discord:shikai096 (ik its cringe)
Time zone: Western est
Funny Joke: why are gay people so mean? cuz there F*cking A**holes(censorship on top
So this will be a bit different, me and a Group of friends are searching for a creative patient DM to teach new and old players that are looking for roleplay based DND Games.
Now I saw your advertisement and was intrigued so let me see if I can fill everything out for you.
Name: Moody (thats what I go by online)
Age: 31 (the group is inbetween 25-31)
Discord: kitmoody
Timezones: CET
Funny Joke: We could not agree on one
Name: Janwen
Age: 18
Discord: Janwen
Timezone: GMT+8
A Funny Joke: I don't know any
I am Yamira the Bold! I am 31 years old and I have not yet created a discord. (Next on my To-Do list), I live in California, USA (Pacific Timezone). I am BRAND NEW, know next to NOTHING about the game (have played maybe 3 times at the local library) A funny joke? My Life. Just kidding. I am awkward. What do you call a magical dog? A Labracadabrador.