*whistles, strolling by*

*stops. Looks around. pulls a crate out of a bag of holding*

*sets the crate down, and climbs on top of it*

Good evening, or afternoon, or morning, my fellows. As some of you know, the council of our great Reclaimed City has employed a brave group of heroes to save us form eternal doom! The best of the best. The creme da le creme if you will. Word has reached our ears that one of those heroes has perished, and the Council seeks another hero to go and assist in the saving of all of civilization! if you wish to apply, do so at the: Council Headquarters (AKA, the recruitment thread)