https://discord.gg/Mp2q8ead3Z

The Outer Bureau

[5E] and [Pathfinder 2e] and [Cyberpunk Red] and a few more, [Online], [Anytime], [LGBTQIA+], [18+]

(Pardon me D&D friends, the big boss NPC on our west marches server orderedasked me to post the message below)

https://suno.com/song/9f63610e-f1d5-424f-9a14-dda696ffed88

*static* *crackle*

Hello?

*taps microphone*

Ah, there we go.

Greetings, wanderers of the multiverse. This is OB-001, texting to you live from the Castle Beyond the Void. At least, I think it's live. "Time" and "life" gets a bit wibbly-wobbly-bibbly-bobbly here, if you know what I mean.

Now, I know what you're thinking. "OB-001? What kind of a callsign is that?" Well, let me tell you, when you've seen the things I've seen, you learn to keep your real identity under wraps tighter than a mummy's bandages. Trust me, it's for your own good. And mine, of course.

You see, I've had a front-row seat to the horrors that lurk in the darkest corners of reality. I've watched organizations that were supposed to protect us fall apart like a house of cards in a hurricane. And let me tell you, it's not a pretty sight. But hey, that's the multiverse for you. One day you're saving the world, the next you're fighting off an interdimensional tentacle monster with a paperclip and a rubber band.

But I digress. The point is, the Outer Bureau is here to pick up the pieces and keep the multiverse from imploding on itself. We're like the duct tape holding reality together, if duct tape was made of pure awesomeness and pie.

Our agents? They're the best of the best, hand-picked from across the multiverse for their unique skills and ability to look danger in the eye and say, "Not today, sir."
But don't let that fool you. Trust is harder to come by around here than an in-stock potion of heroism. We keep our secrets close and our eyes open, because you never know who might be trying to unravel the fabric of reality for their own nefarious purposes.

So, if you find yourself at one of those pesky crossroads in life, where your timeline is more tangled than a ball of yarn after a cat convention, just know that the Outer Bureau is watching. We see that special spark in you, that potential to be a hero (or a villain, but we're really hoping for hero).

And if you choose to join us, well, buckle up, otter pup (you thought I was going to say buttercup but I didn't, I like otters, ok). The TemPortal is about to take you on the ride of your life. Just remember, the fate of the multiverse is in your hands, so try not to drop it, okay?

This is OB-001, signing off. And remember, if you hear a strange noise in the middle of the night, it's probably just an eldritch horror from the void because someone left the door to the observation deck open again. Or it's the vending machine. It's a toss-up, really.
*static*
*static pop*

Newbies & DMs welcome!...

*static*

*fade*

https://discord.gg/Mp2q8ead3Z

bump

Bumpity 

recruits welcome. Agents to save the multiverse. 

That's the mission!  Save the multiverse!

I wonder if we should maybe have said *something detailed* about the server in this ad.  *stares at OB-001*

I joined the discord, but highly interested. I am a forever DM looking to actually enjoy being a player. Are there spots open to this? 

P.S. my name here is the same in discord.

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https://discord.gg/Mp2q8ead3Z

The Outer Bureau

[5E] and [Pathfinder 2e] and [Cyberpunk Red] and a few more, [Online], [Anytime], [LGBTQIA+], [18+]

(Pardon me D&D friends, the big boss NPC on our west marches server orderedasked me to post the message below)

https://suno.com/song/9f63610e-f1d5-424f-9a14-dda696ffed88

*static* *crackle*

Hello?

*taps microphone*

Ah, there we go.

Greetings, wanderers of the multiverse. This is OB-001, texting to you live from the Castle Beyond the Void. At least, I think it's live. "Time" and "life" gets a bit wibbly-wobbly-bibbly-bobbly here, if you know what I mean.

Now, I know what you're thinking. "OB-001? What kind of a callsign is that?" Well, let me tell you, when you've seen the things I've seen, you learn to keep your real identity under wraps tighter than a mummy's bandages. Trust me, it's for your own good. And mine, of course.

You see, I've had a front-row seat to the horrors that lurk in the darkest corners of reality. I've watched organizations that were supposed to protect us fall apart like a house of cards in a hurricane. And let me tell you, it's not a pretty sight. But hey, that's the multiverse for you. One day you're saving the world, the next you're fighting off an interdimensional tentacle monster with a paperclip and a rubber band.

But I digress. The point is, the Outer Bureau is here to pick up the pieces and keep the multiverse from imploding on itself. We're like the duct tape holding reality together, if duct tape was made of pure awesomeness and pie.

Our agents? They're the best of the best, hand-picked from across the multiverse for their unique skills and ability to look danger in the eye and say, "Not today, sir."
But don't let that fool you. Trust is harder to come by around here than an in-stock potion of heroism. We keep our secrets close and our eyes open, because you never know who might be trying to unravel the fabric of reality for their own nefarious purposes.

So, if you find yourself at one of those pesky crossroads in life, where your timeline is more tangled than a ball of yarn after a cat convention, just know that the Outer Bureau is watching. We see that special spark in you, that potential to be a hero (or a villain, but we're really hoping for hero).

And if you choose to join us, well, buckle up, otter pup (you thought I was going to say buttercup but I didn't, I like otters, ok). The TemPortal is about to take you on the ride of your life. Just remember, the fate of the multiverse is in your hands, so try not to drop it, okay?

This is OB-001, signing off. And remember, if you hear a strange noise in the middle of the night, it's probably just an eldritch horror from the void because someone left the door to the observation deck open again. Or it's the vending machine. It's a toss-up, really.
*static*
*static pop*

Newbies & DMs welcome!...

*static*

*fade*

https://discord.gg/Mp2q8ead3Z

 Bump

Hello wanderers of the multiverse!  At least one of our DMs is annoyed because he posted a game and it did not immediately fill up... we need more players!  Pop on in and get your game face on  https://discord.gg/Mp2q8ead3

Fun place! Great people! Worth while to hop on in and play!

Come play toys.

This D&D server is awesome, small enough that you dont have to read 100 rules docs to get a quest, big enough that there are several sessions every day. Come join us!

Once more I must bump by command of the boss lady.

Accepted invite, reading the rules & regs now.  Hope to join you all very soon.

Discord: JLRichter

Hey everyone, this is a great place to get a long term character going with a cool and diverse group. Hope to meet you all soon!

Excellent, happy to have a new player!  Let us know if you got questions of course & see you on discord!.  

*waves enthusiastically to DNDBeyond people* Hi guys!  Dang it's been a month!  There's so many new games popping... the GMs want new players because there's at least two of them that want to try a thing and well I can't go into it here because it's not D&D but another RPG that shall not be named *looks nervous* oh wait it probably is legal, so Lancer ok.  Anyway there's a lot of 5e games going on!   New DMs/GMs wanted too!  Summer is almost over, let's have some fun together :)   

https://discord.gg/Mp2q8ead3Z

*poking thread into activity*

Hello DNDBeyonders!  We have spots for new players :)  

https://discord.gg/jgFCx7prJS

and.. this is pretty great news... DIVISIONS ARE NOW OPEN!

What's that about? Pop on over and find out