Hello Adventurers,

I have DMed a few, story-driven, campaigns and my wife and I are looking to start a bi-weekly game on the weekends. A few things about our game style:

1. We play to have fun and laugh, I do swear. Not as much as a sailor but more than not.
2. Must be over 18, I will not end up on dateline trying to find players.
3. I am very familiar with the 5e rules but they do not dictate our games. If there are alterations from the rules, I will let you know ahead of time. No rule surprises from me.
4. I do not want to manage finances in real life, why would I do it in a fantasy world. All land is tax free! What a utopia. 
5. I do not care how many arrows you have shot, there are arrows around you, all the time. 
6. Unless it is pertinent to the story or a main characteristic of an environment, we will not spend time foraging for food and water normally. Everyone has an iron stomach and dirt is nutritious and delicious. 
7. you can play whatever character you want, just work with me on what it is to make sure it isn't anything game breaking. I have created entirely new races, classes, sub-classes, we are flexible.

Lastly, this should go without saying but sadly the world kinda sucks, we do not discriminate at our table. 

You can send me a message if you're interested on dndbeyond or send me a message on discord, my username is rabidmonkey89.