Do you need an extra player to pad out your group? Is your party a bunch of murder hobos and you just can't seem to find a solution? Do you wish you could just betray them, so they never cross you again? Well do I have the perfect product for you! Introducing the Chameleon Player! Powered by caffeine and hundreds of hours of playing D&D, as well as my patent pending technology, Lying, the chameleon player can fit right in with any party, and follows orders direct from the DM! Never again will you need to spend hours waiting for a response on your D&D subreddit, simply plot your moves alongside the Chameleon Player and provide them with the tools they need for your job and let them take care of the rest! And there's no need to worry about the removal of the Chameleon Player, because when their job is done, they are equipped with a near infinite list of excuses to leave a campaign at your signal! The Chameleon Player perfectly adapts to all campaigns and assignments, simply release them and watch them go! But don't take my word for it, just listen to all these satisfied customers!
"What a product!" - Hugh Mann
"Wowzers!" - Wo Mann (unrelated to Hugh)
"Mama Mia what a player!" - Don John Masters
Gosh, those are some happy customers! What are you still doing here? Go get yourself a Chameleon Player, and watch your troubles fade away!
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Do you need an extra player to pad out your group? Is your party a bunch of murder hobos and you just can't seem to find a solution? Do you wish you could just betray them, so they never cross you again? Well do I have the perfect product for you! Introducing the Chameleon Player! Powered by caffeine and hundreds of hours of playing D&D, as well as my patent pending technology, Lying, the chameleon player can fit right in with any party, and follows orders direct from the DM! Never again will you need to spend hours waiting for a response on your D&D subreddit, simply plot your moves alongside the Chameleon Player and provide them with the tools they need for your job and let them take care of the rest! And there's no need to worry about the removal of the Chameleon Player, because when their job is done, they are equipped with a near infinite list of excuses to leave a campaign at your signal! The Chameleon Player perfectly adapts to all campaigns and assignments, simply release them and watch them go! But don't take my word for it, just listen to all these satisfied customers!
"What a product!" - Hugh Mann
"Wowzers!" - Wo Mann (unrelated to Hugh)
"Mama Mia what a player!" - Don John Masters
Gosh, those are some happy customers! What are you still doing here? Go get yourself a Chameleon Player, and watch your troubles fade away!