Tired of your Life?  Join the Second Wind Syndicate!
Feeling Stuck?
Career Stalled?
Divorced again?
Wondering if this is all there is?

Good News: It's not.
At Second Wind Syndicate, we believe it's never too late to start risking your life for profit! Whether you're:

• A failed Artisan,
• A retired Soldier with no pension,
• A blacksmith
• A Watchmaker with bad eyesight
• A once-promising Wizard who forgot half of your spells,
• Or just someone with poor impulse control....

We HAVE A PLACE FOR YOU!

What we Offer:

• Minimal training before active deployment.
• The chance to "grow" (mostly emotionally, sometimes physically-due to curses).
• Access to real dungeons, ruins, and other lethal workplaces.
• Exposure to eldritch horrors, helping you recalibrate what "bad days" feel like.

Compensation:

• 35% share of loot after guild fees and hazard charges.
• Bonus share if you survive three jobs (limited terms and conditions do apply).
• Guild-mandated therapy sessions (currently waitlisted).

Notable Perks:

• Complimentary funeral arrangements.
• Self-Discovery (usually in the form of screaming in the dark).
• Discounted motivational crystals.

Are you ready to change your life?  Apply today.

Second Wind Syndicate.
"Your midlife crisis starts here."

(we are not responsible for any deaths, dismemberment, existential crises, or accidental/intentional cursing or maiming resulting from employment)

To Apply for the Current Franchise Opening Positions, Please message the following:

1. Prefered Pronouns/Name.
2. Are you over 18+
3. What timezone are you in? When are you available?
4. What type of player would you bring to the table?
5. What type of players do you wish to work along side?
6. Any other info that you think that corporate should consider for your application process?

DM sent 

1. Prefered Pronouns/Name. Dave he/him
2. Are you over 18+ yes, 26 in fact
3. What timezone are you in? When are you available? GMT+3 
4. What type of player would you bring to the table? Chaotic magical drama
5. What type of players do you wish to work along side? Players that can communicate and not act like children. Communication is a key
6. Any other info that you think that corporate should consider for your application process? I think you will love to hate my character/s