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📜 OFFICIAL RECRUITMENT NOTICE 📜
(Written by Gribnuk the Goblin, Head of Hiring, Treasurer, and Currently Acting Prisoner)

HELLO POTENTIAL ADVENTURERS AND STORY-TORTURERS!

Are YOU interested in:

• Fighting dragons?
• Stealing treasure?
• Making deeply questionable life choices?
• Rolling a natural 1 at the worst possible moment?

GOOD! You hired.

Wait.

No.

Apply first. Then hired.

WE NEED:
⚔️ Players who can swing swords, cast spells, or accidentally set taverns on fire.

🎲 Dungeon Masters who enjoy creating entire worlds only to watch players ignore all plot hooks and adopt a random goat.

🐉 Heroes, villains, antiheroes, morally questionable merchants, and at least one person whose backstory is longer than the campaign.

BENEFITS INCLUDE:
✔️ Treasure (maybe)
✔️ Glory (unlikely)
✔️ Emotional damage (guaranteed)
✔️ New friends
✔️ Several ongoing investigations by local authorities

NO EXPERIENCE REQUIRED!

Can you roll shiny math rocks?
Can you make bad decisions with confidence?
Can you say "I cast Fireball" before asking if that's a good idea?

THEN YOU QUALIFY.

Join us as we battle monsters, save kingdoms, accidentally destroy kingdoms, and spend forty-five minutes arguing about whether a mimic can legally own property.

SIGN UP TODAY!

Before Gribnuk gets fired.

Again.

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