I just wanna be a wizard. [5.5e]

Hello, I'm kenzie, I'm 30, LGBT and neurodivergent. I've been a dm nearly my entire time playing DND and while I love it, I just wanna be a player at least once. 

I'm a pretty roleplay heavy player, while still being a little obsessive about the rules. Don't worry, I'm a hard believer in the rule of cool and fun before anything else, I just really like the system. I try to be helpful instead of rules lawyering. I've always believed the intent behind the rules is more important than what's actually written. 

I'm looking for a group looking to play a semi serious game while still leaving room for plenty of goofy silly ness. 

Unfortunately I work retail, so my schedule is always changing, but I usually have Thursday and Friday off. GMT-4

While I have nothing against homebrew or house rules, for this game I'd really love to play raw as much as possible, standard array or pointed by with fixed health. I just wanna experience the standard game at least once before I'm fully comfortable with messing around with the system.

Please help your local forever DM live out their dream of being a wizard?