Creative player looking for a game

Do let's be blunt: I am a 32 year old straight man that acts like a 12 year old gay child. I don't like being evil, and I have many random ideas that I would like to experiment with, but definitely do not need to play to have fun.

I work Friday-Tuesday 10pm-7am CST (4am-1pm CET Saturday-Wednesday, I think), but can make myself free to play literally any other time. I play well with others, am potty trained, and can literally craft any character to fit any campaign. I like to do voices, but don't need to. I like to be crazy, but don't need to. I like to eat consumables but don't need to. I mean... I am human...

I has discord and do not UwU or OwO often. Do not need belly rubs or hand holdings. Just need to play. I have no outlet.

Please and thank you, 

Jim Haverdash L'Croix Wimpleton DeRollo XIII Esquire of the flavorian mountain Dawgama clan

Or McJeebus for short.