Looking for online viseo or text based chat game

I'm never actually played a game of dnd before but I like to theory craft and watch critical role and high rollers, so I have a basic grasp of the mechanics, I've got the players handbook, volos guide, and xanathars guide. I do NOT want to be the dm. I'd prefer a game that's loose with rules and is more about roleplsy as well as that allows exotic races and multi classing, I have a character concept in mind already but I'm perfectly willing to bend that at the dungeon masters discretion, I'd like to use some form of digital dice roller but I'm willing to go and buy a set of physical dice if need be. I'd rather not join a group that's super woke or sjw, i am unavailable from the hours of 930 pm to 8 am eastern standard time except Tuesdays and Wednesdays due to my job. I may have to create an account for whatever platform it is that the group is using but again that's acceptable to me. I'm a 23 yo man, so I'd prefer a semi serious but beer and pretzels kind of game

So you're looking to start a campaign and stuff.

Yeah I'm looking for a group

Just like with the right vibe I mean

OK, I'm also new here but if you want to meet up with people IRL you should search up stuff like that on Google also, and I'd recommend getting a little bit of a reputation on here and stuff.

No I want to play over the internet I mean. I'm just trying to be specific about the kinds of people I'd like to play with just to avoid any potential disagreements or conflicts

Well then you have found the first person to join.

New player here, I'm a human ranger if you need one. 

https://discord.gg/tDcX6K

Oof It's blocked.

 I guess I'll be a Drow Bard.

So is this thing gonna exist?