Game: D&D 5e Group preferred: Online or Face-to-face Experience: New-ish, 1 year Location/Timezone: Longview, WA Availability: 2 weeks days, 2 weeks nights, intermittent otherwise. Preferred role: DM (no exprience)/ Player Game style: Roleplay, I like to try and focus on RP and inventing ways to interact with campaigns, challenging the DM and somewhat complicating party dynamics. I once stole something from a party member because he ignored my questions about an item, examined it myself, returned it suggesting he lost it, which pissed him off so he tried to fireball me the DM was flustered because he thought it would be innocent horseplay, wanted to offer the opportunity to retract the events but I suggested we keep it. I tried to cast sleep on him, but since I lost health first I fell asleep for 1 minute, stormed off IC, he cooled off and everyone learned a lesson... don't steal from wizards, they can't take a joke :-D. This is a Yuan-Ti bard btw I've been playing, who has charged into a room of bandits screaming "Get out, run, they're here!" successfully forcing a retreat, full on liplocked a wizard because in the pre-emptive strike the rest of the party seemed to have the combat locked down and I didn't know what else to do. I did use suggestion to make a kobold pleasure himself while locking eyes with a party member but that's about as nsfw as I get, not into the details but as long as everyone understands what just happened. I don't want to be problematic, but I like to complicate things a little while I still push on the walls of the universe and try to make the DM generate content on the spot, make rulings. Oh hey, btw.... this is my bard. Not quite Yuan-Ti pureblood, but that would be why I'm not very close to my nation either..... Hey the DM didn't contest!
Of course, I have. Being a learning experience I don't even want to deal with details of anything weird, If anything I've said thus far is too much, than I'm too much. At the same time we all do what we do. I'm like flight of the conchords Business time at worst. I can respect your opinion but at the same time, who are you? Whatever you come here for, don't judge others based on your own principals. If no one is interested in my play style, this post dies here. If all anyone takes away is that I'm "too vulgar", like you, than..... I'll gladly give up D&D. I hate the already boring, narrow existence that is life, I don't need some a-hole telling me I have to be proper when I pretend.
Game: D&D 5e

Group preferred: Online or Face-to-face
Experience: New-ish, 1 year
Location/Timezone: Longview, WA
Availability: 2 weeks days, 2 weeks nights, intermittent otherwise.
Preferred role: DM (no exprience)/ Player
Game style: Roleplay, I like to try and focus on RP and inventing ways to interact with campaigns, challenging the DM and somewhat complicating party dynamics. I once stole something from a party member because he ignored my questions about an item, examined it myself, returned it suggesting he lost it, which pissed him off so he tried to fireball me the DM was flustered because he thought it would be innocent horseplay, wanted to offer the opportunity to retract the events but I suggested we keep it. I tried to cast sleep on him, but since I lost health first I fell asleep for 1 minute, stormed off IC, he cooled off and everyone learned a lesson... don't steal from wizards, they can't take a joke :-D. This is a Yuan-Ti bard btw I've been playing, who has charged into a room of bandits screaming "Get out, run, they're here!" successfully forcing a retreat, full on liplocked a wizard because in the pre-emptive strike the rest of the party seemed to have the combat locked down and I didn't know what else to do. I did use suggestion to make a kobold pleasure himself while locking eyes with a party member but that's about as nsfw as I get, not into the details but as long as everyone understands what just happened. I don't want to be problematic, but I like to complicate things a little while I still push on the walls of the universe and try to make the DM generate content on the spot, make rulings. Oh hey, btw.... this is my bard. Not quite Yuan-Ti pureblood, but that would be why I'm not very close to my nation either..... Hey the DM didn't contest!
Rainbow....... Mooo....
Dude, try to be less NSFW when it comes to games
Of course, I have. Being a learning experience I don't even want to deal with details of anything weird, If anything I've said thus far is too much, than I'm too much. At the same time we all do what we do. I'm like flight of the conchords Business time at worst. I can respect your opinion but at the same time, who are you? Whatever you come here for, don't judge others based on your own principals. If no one is interested in my play style, this post dies here. If all anyone takes away is that I'm "too vulgar", like you, than..... I'll gladly give up D&D. I hate the already boring, narrow existence that is life, I don't need some a-hole telling me I have to be proper when I pretend.
Rainbow....... Mooo....