honestly, im kinda tired of even looking anymore, this may sound kinda whiny and all that, but im pretty sick of dnd groups being flaky, am i the only one that feels that way? cuz i know it happens to other people, i guess ive never really heard of anyone with as much bad luck as i have... every attempt i make at joining a group is either ignored, looked at and rejected, or accepted, and then the group just flakes, like wtf!??!  i just want to try my hand at an actual campaign!?! or maybe just a oneshot?!?

this kinda sucks, but maybe its my fault, my characters are trash halfelf rogues and bards, with bs-ed backstories and random ass gimmicks as their main form of attack....

any suggestions, or should i just give up on dnd?

Whats a example of a bs-ed backstory and gimmicks for attacks?

I have a text based dnd campaign server on discord, its guild based I'd be willing to have you join the server lmao, I dont really dont care about age especially cuz it's a game meant for everyone. As long as you aren't harassing people on the server everything is all good 😂

i mean you can join a server and try your luck there i have one with about 15 active games https://discord.gg/MyKuvC

DM application:

I need your first name, your email, your Discord name, your character sheet of Level 1 to 5 and a good attitude. To create a character, go to aidedd.org (register in forum then create) or at https://fastcharacter.com/results.php or https://www.dndbeyond.com/characters/builder

I will host on Tuesday, Wednesday, Friday 8h40am to noon Eastern Time. Shop’s closed on July 1-2-3.

I am loose on rules, prefer role play rather than dice rolling.

Name: Roger

Age: 50+

Gender: M

Country/Timezone: Eastern Time

Do you have discord and a decent mic?: y

are you ok with teaching if need be?: ok

experience as a DM?: 1984

Favourite thing about DND?: developing imaginative unpredictable stories with characters as heroes.

What do you like to do/ what are your hobbies?: developing content, teaching French

What kind of game will you be running?: sand desert with Low Politics, Medium to High Roleplay, Low Combat, Medium to High Magic, Medium to High Lethality. I prepared 437p of extension of the famous module "Pharaoh", 300+ pics, sounds, tons of magic items. This is linked to “Against the cult of the reptile god, Temple of elemental evil, Ravenloft." If you already know these modules, you can participate with restrictions. This is 140h long, online. It took us 2 months to reach 80h, so this is a long term commitment. There is also Pharaoh #2, “The oasis of white palm” and #3 “The lost tomb of Martek”. There are links and hooks to at least 40 other modules.

Last misdeeds: encouraged player to charge at an uncooperative door; detailed finger collection obsession; assigned 4 curses on the same character; tried unsuccessfully to vacuum clean a team; had a paladin team up with 3 convicts, later kill 2 of them then rob an artefact for “safe keeping”; haunted heads with baboon screams; entombed a character into a wall hieroglyph (2D); crushed a whole party (TPK) with walls; had 3 lions and 20 hyenas to eat 2 adventurers loafing around in a sand desert; bestowed a plate mail on a warlock; condemned a character to perpetual disagreement; successfully enticed a character to jump into a random dimensional gate; gassed a whole party, triggering a PvP fight where a mummified character died against a lizardman; cursed a character with Khepri avatar.

Last good deeds: revived a character who played perfectly the doppelganger who ate him (and others), had a door declare its emotional attachment to a Cthulhu worshiper, distributed 22 magic items in 80h; revived a character into his own shield; used a 3cm high collection of 8 Egyptian Gods to help a yuan-ti enter into the adventure; helped players develop character background and quests