Brand new to D&D. Looking for a patient group and a 18+ humor.

Hello everyone,
My name's Jay, and I am in my 30's.  I have never played D&D before, but after watching about a dozen campaigns on YouTube I have become very interested.  I have created a character (as far as I can tell) and would love to dip my toes into this world, but can't seem to find a group on PST.  I am most available Thursday-Sunday at the moment, essentially anytime would work.  
I consider myself semi-creative and like to make jokes.  I swear, drink, am 420/LGBTQ+ friendly, and would like to play with a similar group and see how this world and its characters develop.  
Let me know if you'd be interested.  

Also, not sure where to play on/at.  

Thanks,
(Fezzum the Unlucky)