"Well, mister Captain, I WAS going to talk to you about your neglected taxes, but it seems that you and your band's treason is a far more pressing matter. What do you have to say for your pitiful selves?"
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"Well, mister Captain, I WAS going to talk to you about your neglected taxes, but it seems that you and your band's treason is a far more pressing matter. What do you have to say for your pitiful selves?"
"A lot of these people were just there, they weren't a part of this but they were dragged into it by your idiotic excuse for guards. If I may be blunt, most of the people here, shouldn't even BE HERE!" Sear said, tired of the portmaster's crap already
"Well, mister Captain, I WAS going to talk to you about your neglected taxes, but it seems that you and your band's treason is a far more pressing matter. What do you have to say for your pitiful selves?"
"Yeah, got any water? I'm parched."
"Perhaps I do. It seems you are the ringleader here, so it might be wise for Vrothu here to simply tie a stone to you and toss you off the dock."
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He looked at the overweight man, And he was desperately trying to hold back his laughter (Before you ask I don't support fatshaming, But I feel like describing him as overweight would be a waste of time.) "Wait-What!?"
"Well, mister Captain, I WAS going to talk to you about your neglected taxes, but it seems that you and your band's treason is a far more pressing matter. What do you have to say for your pitiful selves?"
"Yeah, got any water? I'm parched."
"Perhaps I do. It seems you are the ringleader here, so it might be wise for Vrothu here to simply tie a stone to you and toss you off the dock."
"Ah, so you're that guy, the one who has others do his dirty work for him? Good to know. Why are we here?"
"Well, mister Captain, I WAS going to talk to you about your neglected taxes, but it seems that you and your band's treason is a far more pressing matter. What do you have to say for your pitiful selves?"
"Yeah, got any water? I'm parched."
"Perhaps I do. It seems you are the ringleader here, so it might be wise for Vrothu here to simply tie a stone to you and toss you off the dock."
"Ah, so you're that guy, the one who has others do his dirty work for him? Good to know. Why are we here?"
"In case you forgot, I have an extra fee for ships docking here that are owned by you...vermin. Now you ARE under arrest for attacking Vrothu, but...a thousand Gold may help me...how you say...forget about this whole affair."
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"Well, mister Captain, I WAS going to talk to you about your neglected taxes, but it seems that you and your band's treason is a far more pressing matter. What do you have to say for your pitiful selves?"
"Yeah, got any water? I'm parched."
"Perhaps I do. It seems you are the ringleader here, so it might be wise for Vrothu here to simply tie a stone to you and toss you off the dock."
"Ah, so you're that guy, the one who has others do his dirty work for him? Good to know. Why are we here?"
"In case you forgot, I have an extra fee for ships docking here that are owned by you...vermin. Now you ARE under arrest for attacking Vrothu, but...a thousand Gold may help me...how you say...forget about this whole affair."
"Heh, knew there was something else. How about this, you eff off, and I'll go and find some extra gold yeah?"
(Are we just gonna talk or is someone gonna fight back?)
entirely your choice :)
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(Cassandra is not going to fight with the local authorities for nothing. But if they start violence, she will try to stop it. Otherwise She will tag along with the guards and try to meet the dock master and get some work out of the situation.
"Well, mister Captain, I WAS going to talk to you about your neglected taxes, but it seems that you and your band's treason is a far more pressing matter. What do you have to say for your pitiful selves?"
"Yeah, got any water? I'm parched."
"Perhaps I do. It seems you are the ringleader here, so it might be wise for Vrothu here to simply tie a stone to you and toss you off the dock."
"Ah, so you're that guy, the one who has others do his dirty work for him? Good to know. Why are we here?"
"In case you forgot, I have an extra fee for ships docking here that are owned by you...vermin. Now you ARE under arrest for attacking Vrothu, but...a thousand Gold may help me...how you say...forget about this whole affair."
"Heh, knew there was something else. How about this, you eff off, and I'll go and find some extra gold yeah?"
The Port Master chuckled.
"You misunderstand this situation. A thousand Gold now, or this otter sinks."
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"Let's deal with the situation at hand, then we'll see 'bout gettin' you a job on mae boat."
Farewell.
"Thank you, sir." she said quietly to him, hearing the booming voice of the half-orc in front of them.
"Guilty! You really should try being a bit more friendly, then your assistant wouldn't be showing off his knickers."
Ceesh remarks, unusually cheerful for an otter in his position.
Farewell.
"Well, mister Captain, I WAS going to talk to you about your neglected taxes, but it seems that you and your band's treason is a far more pressing matter. What do you have to say for your pitiful selves?"
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"Yeah, got any water? I'm parched."
Farewell.
"A lot of these people were just there, they weren't a part of this but they were dragged into it by your idiotic excuse for guards. If I may be blunt, most of the people here, shouldn't even BE HERE!" Sear said, tired of the portmaster's crap already
"Perhaps I do. It seems you are the ringleader here, so it might be wise for Vrothu here to simply tie a stone to you and toss you off the dock."
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He looked at the overweight man, And he was desperately trying to hold back his laughter (Before you ask I don't support fatshaming, But I feel like describing him as overweight would be a waste of time.) "Wait-What!?"
"Ah, so you're that guy, the one who has others do his dirty work for him? Good to know. Why are we here?"
Farewell.
Røwan spits on one of the captors boots
"In case you forgot, I have an extra fee for ships docking here that are owned by you...vermin. Now you ARE under arrest for attacking Vrothu, but...a thousand Gold may help me...how you say...forget about this whole affair."
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Cassandra says “I don’t know nothing about any taxes, a boat or any of it, but I am sure we don’t be needen to drown anybody”.
(Are we just gonna talk or is someone gonna fight back?)
Røwan stays quiet and just stares blankly around( for those who don't know I'm a water sorcerer Genasi)
"Heh, knew there was something else. How about this, you eff off, and I'll go and find some extra gold yeah?"
Farewell.
(A water and a fire genasi, nice)
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(Cassandra is not going to fight with the local authorities for nothing. But if they start violence, she will try to stop it. Otherwise She will tag along with the guards and try to meet the dock master and get some work out of the situation.
The Port Master chuckled.
"You misunderstand this situation. A thousand Gold now, or this otter sinks."
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(They never cuffed us, or took our weapons away.. right?)