The war forged orders a brandy, neat. He responds to the red slime ‘Good day?”, a quizzical tone evident.
Upon this, the blue slime (still inside the red slime) releases a stream of bubbles into the red slime's body, in the form of "Good Day", as if in a mocking, silly manner.
The warforged's dagger slides into the slime, dealing no damage... as it is a slime.
Slime #1, as it is drunk, starts shifting its shape, as if ill, and throws up on the bar table.
With it, comes 3 gold coins, a masterfully made pair of Adamantium chest plate armor, and the head of a wanted man (500 gold bounty).
-Archie
The warforged stares at the regurgitation for a moment before downing his champagne.
I reserve the right to /stillme for any reason whatsoever.
The fires of Hell scorch you,
My vengeance terrible,
I, ascendant,
Above the flames of
The Inferno,
Of whom the lowest and most torturous
of circles is
Reserved for traitors.
The dead shall
Laugh at
Your eternal fate
Your sins
Shall return
To mock
And torment you.
OOC: I just find this interaction between two slimes and a warforged HILARIOUS. There should be an animated mini-series on this.
-Archie
Slime 2. Gets off of the warforged and then becomes exactly like the warforged only shadowy and with reddish eyes. It says "good day"
"When at first you don't succeed. Try and try again" Story of my life.
Nicknamed 'doppleganger' by AnnoyedCecealia. given title: that guy! by drummer. lol XD
wishing to live.
whispering wind.
falling through sky.
knowing i died.
falling.
dying...
slowly......
OOC: when I said consumed I meant covered but not eating. Sorry for confusion. :P
"When at first you don't succeed. Try and try again" Story of my life.
Nicknamed 'doppleganger' by AnnoyedCecealia. given title: that guy! by drummer. lol XD
wishing to live.
whispering wind.
falling through sky.
knowing i died.
falling.
dying...
slowly......
OOC: I'll be a blue slime and you'll be a red slime.
In a drunken haze, having seen the red slime transform into the warforged, the blue slime forms the same shape... but it's legs are on backwards
-Archie
The red slime turns to blue and face palms
"When at first you don't succeed. Try and try again" Story of my life.
Nicknamed 'doppleganger' by AnnoyedCecealia. given title: that guy! by drummer. lol XD
wishing to live.
whispering wind.
falling through sky.
knowing i died.
falling.
dying...
slowly......
The blue slime, still confused by its recent drunkenness, proceeds to face palm... the warforged standing in between them.
-Archie
Red slime socks up blue slime covering him so he can't do any more stupid stuff. Then smiles smuggly.
"When at first you don't succeed. Try and try again" Story of my life.
Nicknamed 'doppleganger' by AnnoyedCecealia. given title: that guy! by drummer. lol XD
wishing to live.
whispering wind.
falling through sky.
knowing i died.
falling.
dying...
slowly......
The blue slime reverts to its original form... and you may be seeing... for the first time in history... a slime inside of a slime.
-Archie
The war forged orders a brandy, neat. He responds to the red slime ‘Good day?”, a quizzical tone evident.
I reserve the right to /stillme for any reason whatsoever.
The fires of Hell scorch you,
My vengeance terrible,
I, ascendant,
Above the flames of
The Inferno,
Of whom the lowest and most torturous
of circles is
Reserved for traitors.
The dead shall
Laugh at
Your eternal fate
Your sins
Shall return
To mock
And torment you.
OOC: So do I. There really should be. ‘A war forged and two slimes in a bar.”
I reserve the right to /stillme for any reason whatsoever.
The fires of Hell scorch you,
My vengeance terrible,
I, ascendant,
Above the flames of
The Inferno,
Of whom the lowest and most torturous
of circles is
Reserved for traitors.
The dead shall
Laugh at
Your eternal fate
Your sins
Shall return
To mock
And torment you.
Upon this, the blue slime (still inside the red slime) releases a stream of bubbles into the red slime's body, in the form of "Good Day", as if in a mocking, silly manner.
-Archie
The war forged takes a sup from his brandy. “Control yourself” He says to the blue slime.
I reserve the right to /stillme for any reason whatsoever.
The fires of Hell scorch you,
My vengeance terrible,
I, ascendant,
Above the flames of
The Inferno,
Of whom the lowest and most torturous
of circles is
Reserved for traitors.
The dead shall
Laugh at
Your eternal fate
Your sins
Shall return
To mock
And torment you.
The red slime spits out the blue slimes alchohol and offers him this. "You be the body I'll be the weapons and armor, how does that sound?"
"When at first you don't succeed. Try and try again" Story of my life.
Nicknamed 'doppleganger' by AnnoyedCecealia. given title: that guy! by drummer. lol XD
wishing to live.
whispering wind.
falling through sky.
knowing i died.
falling.
dying...
slowly......
The war forged opens a book.
I reserve the right to /stillme for any reason whatsoever.
The fires of Hell scorch you,
My vengeance terrible,
I, ascendant,
Above the flames of
The Inferno,
Of whom the lowest and most torturous
of circles is
Reserved for traitors.
The dead shall
Laugh at
Your eternal fate
Your sins
Shall return
To mock
And torment you.
The blue slime agrees.
It transforms into a giant chicken.
-Archie
The red slime becomes armor for a giant chicken and wraps around blue slime.
"When at first you don't succeed. Try and try again" Story of my life.
Nicknamed 'doppleganger' by AnnoyedCecealia. given title: that guy! by drummer. lol XD
wishing to live.
whispering wind.
falling through sky.
knowing i died.
falling.
dying...
slowly......
This is the dream. XD
I'm adding this as a monster in my next campaign. Armored Chicken Rider
-Archie
The red slime is questioning his choices now.
"When at first you don't succeed. Try and try again" Story of my life.
Nicknamed 'doppleganger' by AnnoyedCecealia. given title: that guy! by drummer. lol XD
wishing to live.
whispering wind.
falling through sky.
knowing i died.
falling.
dying...
slowly......