Itzlisi sits next to Hek and merely watches with a grin. Patting the other reptilian on the back. “Good, right?”
"WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?!”
”I’m a Yuan-Ti, honey. I’ve had worse.” Itzlisi takes a bit of the cooked meat and takes a bite with her especially sharp teeth.
"THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TREAT THE DEAD, YOU DAMNED REPTILE!"
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“If you know the enemy and know yourself, you need not fear the result of a hundred battles. If you know yourself but not the enemy, for every victory gained you will also suffer a defeat." -Sun Tzu
"Everyone, calm down. I don't want any unnecessary fighting here. I recommend not eating the guard because... that's unhealthy and disgusting. But if you continue, can everyone calm down." He looks at Noxus. "Maybe we perform a ritual of respect to the body so the spirit is angered? Does anyone have incense or a candle?"
“Woah.. woah… no need to get racist. It’s.. [Insert current D&D year here].. do better. Come on, Hekkie. Let’s go somewhere where we won’t be judged for HAVING A MEAL!” Itzlisi stands, turning up her nose to the Tiefling.
"Everyone, calm down. I don't want any unnecessary fighting here. I recommend not eating the guard because... that's unhealthy and disgusting. But if you continue, can everyone calm down." He looks at Noxus. "Maybe we perform a ritual of respect to the body so the spirit is angered? Does anyone have incense or a candle?"
"You don't understand Bathuk and Iz. I KILLED THAT GUARD! My Mentor Assassins Taught me that after every kill, You Close their eyes, Say a prayer for their souls, and finish with 'Rest in Peace.'" Noxus is fuming at this point, he goes over to the wall, and attempts to punch a hole through it.
“If you know the enemy and know yourself, you need not fear the result of a hundred battles. If you know yourself but not the enemy, for every victory gained you will also suffer a defeat." -Sun Tzu
“If you know the enemy and know yourself, you need not fear the result of a hundred battles. If you know yourself but not the enemy, for every victory gained you will also suffer a defeat." -Sun Tzu
OCC No. DM, was I sucsessful with punching a hole through the wall?
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“If you know the enemy and know yourself, you need not fear the result of a hundred battles. If you know yourself but not the enemy, for every victory gained you will also suffer a defeat." -Sun Tzu
"Yes, I understand the dead should be respected. So maybe the body is ruined, and that's bad. But maybe a ritual of respect and peace could be useful."
"Yes, I understand the dead should be respected. So maybe the body is ruined, and that's bad. But maybe a ritual of respect and peace could be useful."
"The Only Thing that I can Dois say a prayer for their next life" Noxus starts muttering a prayer.
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“If you know the enemy and know yourself, you need not fear the result of a hundred battles. If you know yourself but not the enemy, for every victory gained you will also suffer a defeat." -Sun Tzu
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"Well, can anyone cook? And I mean real food, not the guard. I can cook some, but I'm not that good." Bathuk enters the kitchen and tries to search for food with a perception check of 11.
"Well, can anyone cook? And I mean real food, not the guard. I can cook some, but I'm not that good." Bathuk enters the kitchen and tries to search for food with a perception check of 15.
You find some eggs and bread. They're both fresh enough to eat.
Bathuk finds a place to cook the eggs, making some eggs and toast. "Everyone who doesn't want to eat the guard, I have some toast and eggs. They may be a little overcooked."
If the spider is poisonous, I try to harvest the poison with a bottle from the kitchen, being careful not to touch it. "Is everybody ok? Anyone hurt?"
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"THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TREAT THE DEAD, YOU DAMNED REPTILE!"
“If you know the enemy and know yourself, you need not fear the result of a hundred battles. If you know yourself but not the enemy, for every victory gained you will also suffer a defeat." -Sun Tzu
"Everyone, calm down. I don't want any unnecessary fighting here. I recommend not eating the guard because... that's unhealthy and disgusting. But if you continue, can everyone calm down." He looks at Noxus. "Maybe we perform a ritual of respect to the body so the spirit is angered? Does anyone have incense or a candle?"
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"Be the change you wish to see in the world." - Mahatma Gandhi
“Woah.. woah… no need to get racist. It’s.. [Insert current D&D year here].. do better. Come on, Hekkie. Let’s go somewhere where we won’t be judged for HAVING A MEAL!” Itzlisi stands, turning up her nose to the Tiefling.
"You don't understand Bathuk and Iz. I KILLED THAT GUARD! My Mentor Assassins Taught me that after every kill, You Close their eyes, Say a prayer for their souls, and finish with 'Rest in Peace.'" Noxus is fuming at this point, he goes over to the wall, and attempts to punch a hole through it.
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Strength
“If you know the enemy and know yourself, you need not fear the result of a hundred battles. If you know yourself but not the enemy, for every victory gained you will also suffer a defeat." -Sun Tzu
OCC: Irran, Was I Sucsessful in punching a hole through the wall?
“If you know the enemy and know yourself, you need not fear the result of a hundred battles. If you know yourself but not the enemy, for every victory gained you will also suffer a defeat." -Sun Tzu
OOC: Noxus new name is Kyle.
OCC No. DM, was I sucsessful with punching a hole through the wall?
“If you know the enemy and know yourself, you need not fear the result of a hundred battles. If you know yourself but not the enemy, for every victory gained you will also suffer a defeat." -Sun Tzu
"Yes, I understand the dead should be respected. So maybe the body is ruined, and that's bad. But maybe a ritual of respect and peace could be useful."
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"Be the change you wish to see in the world." - Mahatma Gandhi
"The Only Thing that I can Dois say a prayer for their next life" Noxus starts muttering a prayer.
“If you know the enemy and know yourself, you need not fear the result of a hundred battles. If you know yourself but not the enemy, for every victory gained you will also suffer a defeat." -Sun Tzu
You made a dent in the wall.
DMing:
OOC: DM, what time of day is it?
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Morning.
DMing:
"Well, can anyone cook? And I mean real food, not the guard. I can cook some, but I'm not that good." Bathuk enters the kitchen and tries to search for food with a perception check of 11.
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You find some eggs and bread. They're both fresh enough to eat.
DMing:
Bathuk finds a place to cook the eggs, making some eggs and toast. "Everyone who doesn't want to eat the guard, I have some toast and eggs. They may be a little overcooked."
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[OOC : I will not be able to post until this Sunday, unless my planning changes]
My favourites creations :
Half-Cloaker, Cloaker Lord, Potion of the Cloaker
I am looking for advice to upgrade my campaign.
There are troglodytes in my living room and cloakers in my basement.
OOC: Recap, please?
Will everyone stop calling him "The Demogorgon"? It's his name, not a title!
Eh, too fast. I'll have to drop out.
DMing:
Dragons of Stormwreck Isle
Playing:
None sadly.
Optimization Guides:
Literally Too Angry to Die - A Guide to Optimizing a Barbarian
OOC: Hek cooks the warrior and then Bathuk makes breakfast, toast and eggs.
DMing: