"Well... I've never heard of a weight, so how will I know what it looks like. Does it squawk or something?"
Aris is always looking around, mentally checking in on everyone. Insight: 19
Alloy's blue aura is larger than usual when they move. Aris gets the idea they didn't mean to snap at Hector earlier, they're just stressed and terrified.
The kid leads you all through the door, nodding to a huge demon with three wolf heads sprouting out of his chest, each wearing Ray-Bans. He grins and says, "Tsup, do you guys have gym memberships?"
The kid produces a small slip of paper and one of the wolf heads nods. "That'll do for you, but the others will need to pay their entry or go round. And we all know how long going round will take."
The demon widens its question to address the group at large. "You guys got gym passes or will you be paying to enter?"
The wolf heads are eyeing up Caiman's hellhounds from behind their sick Ray-Bans. Animal handling or insight could probably work out what they're thinking behind those shades
"Why are we entering this gym in the first place?"
The demon gives a deep belly laugh. "I mean, you're very welcome to walk round instead! But that'll take weeks and I'm guessing you don't have the time!"
"Why are we entering this gym in the first place?"
The demon gives a deep belly laugh. "I mean, you're very welcome to walk round instead! But that'll take weeks and I'm guessing you don't have the time!"
Zaza sighs "How much for a membership or ticket or whatever?"
Zaza sighs "How much for a membership or ticket or whatever?"
"The only currency a gym bro deals in is mad gains, dude. You want to enter, you'll have to tell me a story about a time you got more powerful in order to reach a goal!"
Zaza sighs "How much for a membership or ticket or whatever?"
"The only currency a gym bro deals in is mad gains, dude. You want to enter, you'll have to tell me a story about a time you got more powerful in order to reach a goal!"
Zaza sighs "How much for a membership or ticket or whatever?"
"The only currency a gym bro deals in is mad gains, dude. You want to enter, you'll have to tell me a story about a time you got more powerful in order to reach a goal!"
“How about a show of strength instead?” Caiman suggests.
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"That was meant to be a meta commentary on the nature of failing musicians. But sure."
Zaza pulls out her harp, and begins playing a melody. It is best described as pop rock played by a chamber orchestra.
I sing a tale of gains and power, protein bars I did devour, strength I was seeking in a magnitude untold.
I was needing something more to leave the hells (what a bore), Fierna was so strict, must be because she's old.
The magic I was wanting was not for taking though, I needed to fight for it, tooth and nail, blow for blow
That's what I did, almost killed a kid, but in the end, to me, the magic was bestowed
Sorry that this song has taken me so long, writing lyrics hurts my brain and my heart.
Maybe sometime, I will find more things that rhyme, but for now, I'll just take a bow, and depart
"Whoa!" A collective cheer goes up across the gym, where it was getting blared out by the PA system with a D&B beat under the harp. "You got some great beats, I think we'll give you the season pass!"
"That was meant to be a meta commentary on the nature of failing musicians. But sure."
Zaza pulls out her harp, and begins playing a melody. It is best described as pop rock played by a chamber orchestra.
I sing a tale of gains and power, protein bars I did devour, strength I was seeking in a magnitude untold.
I was needing something more to leave the hells (what a bore), Fierna was so strict, must be because she's old.
The magic I was wanting was not for taking though, I needed to fight for it, tooth and nail, blow for blow
That's what I did, almost killed a kid, but in the end, to me, the magic was bestowed
Sorry that this song has taken me so long, writing lyrics hurts my brain and my heart.
Maybe sometime, I will find more things that rhyme, but for now, I'll just take a bow, and depart
"Whoa!" A collective cheer goes up across the gym, where it was getting blared out by the PA system with a D&B beat under the harp. "You got some great beats, I think we'll give you the season pass!"
The wolves exchange a look. "Hey man, you ever done any recording work?"
"Firstly, I do happen to be female, so saying hey man seems a bit odd. Secondly, no. I record some of my music magically, but only so I can critique my work."
"Firstly, I do happen to be female, so saying hey man seems a bit odd. Secondly, no. I record some of my music magically, but only so I can critique my work."
"Oh shoot, thanks for calling me out on that. Here in Gym Bro Hell its pretty much full of all the most chauvinistic toxic people in history. I try to keep an eye on my biases, but it's always good to get told when you've made someone uncomfortable, ya know? I may be the Gym Demon but that doesn't mean I can't do better!
I use 'bro', 'dude' and 'man' for everyone regardless of gender but if you'd rather I didn't of course I'll stop."
The chest wolves nod and the Gym Demon continues, "Awright, well you totally shredded, after this it'd be sick if you could come back and record some tunes for these eternally tormented souls to vibe to."
“How about a show of strength instead?” Caiman suggests.
"Well man, gains are more important that what you actually lift, but also... Hell yeah, what did you have in mind?"
“Arm wrestle.” Caiman says with a smile.
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Zaza sighs "How much for a membership or ticket or whatever?"
"The only currency a gym bro deals in is mad gains, dude. You want to enter, you'll have to tell me a story about a time you got more powerful in order to reach a goal!"
"What if we don't have a story?" Aovin asks curiously
Zaza sighs "How much for a membership or ticket or whatever?"
"The only currency a gym bro deals in is mad gains, dude. You want to enter, you'll have to tell me a story about a time you got more powerful in order to reach a goal!"
"What if we don't have a story?" Aovin asks curiously
Zaza sighs "How much for a membership or ticket or whatever?"
"The only currency a gym bro deals in is mad gains, dude. You want to enter, you'll have to tell me a story about a time you got more powerful in order to reach a goal!"
"What if we don't have a story?" Aovin asks curiously
Alloy will shrug. "I got less powerful in order to escape the Hells, but when I first broke free, I managed to run to Levistus' private library and steal many books. They say knowledge is power, and so I will use that as my story."
"Life. It doesn't matter."
Frequent Eladrin || They/Them, but accept all pronouns
Luz Noceda would like to remind you that you're worth loving!
The demon widens its question to address the group at large. "You guys got gym passes or will you be paying to enter?"
The wolf heads are eyeing up Caiman's hellhounds from behind their sick Ray-Bans. Animal handling or insight could probably work out what they're thinking behind those shades
Chilling kinda vibe.
Zaza is...very confused
"Why are we entering this gym in the first place?"
N/A
The demon gives a deep belly laugh. "I mean, you're very welcome to walk round instead! But that'll take weeks and I'm guessing you don't have the time!"
Chilling kinda vibe.
Zaza sighs "How much for a membership or ticket or whatever?"
N/A
"The only currency a gym bro deals in is mad gains, dude. You want to enter, you'll have to tell me a story about a time you got more powerful in order to reach a goal!"
Chilling kinda vibe.
"Can I do it in song?"
N/A
"Aw man, I love a good tune, really gets the blood pumping!" The wolves howl their approval
Chilling kinda vibe.
"That was meant to be a meta commentary on the nature of failing musicians. But sure."
Zaza pulls out her harp, and begins playing a melody. It is best described as pop rock played by a chamber orchestra.
I sing a tale of gains and power, protein bars I did devour, strength I was seeking in a magnitude untold.
I was needing something more to leave the hells (what a bore), Fierna was so strict, must be because she's old.
The magic I was wanting was not for taking though, I needed to fight for it, tooth and nail, blow for blow
That's what I did, almost killed a kid, but in the end, to me, the magic was bestowed
Sorry that this song has taken me so long, writing lyrics hurts my brain and my heart.
Maybe sometime, I will find more things that rhyme, but for now, I'll just take a bow, and depart
N/A
“How about a show of strength instead?” Caiman suggests.
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making a smoothie for meta
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Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
"Whoa!" A collective cheer goes up across the gym, where it was getting blared out by the PA system with a D&B beat under the harp. "You got some great beats, I think we'll give you the season pass!"
Chilling kinda vibe.
"Well man, gains are more important that what you actually lift, but also... Hell yeah, what did you have in mind?"
Chilling kinda vibe.
"Cool...I suppose. "
Zaza begins packing up the harp
N/A
The wolves exchange a look. "Hey man, you ever done any recording work?"
Chilling kinda vibe.
"Firstly, I do happen to be female, so saying hey man seems a bit odd. Secondly, no. I record some of my music magically, but only so I can critique my work."
N/A
"Oh shoot, thanks for calling me out on that. Here in Gym Bro Hell its pretty much full of all the most chauvinistic toxic people in history. I try to keep an eye on my biases, but it's always good to get told when you've made someone uncomfortable, ya know? I may be the Gym Demon but that doesn't mean I can't do better!
I use 'bro', 'dude' and 'man' for everyone regardless of gender but if you'd rather I didn't of course I'll stop."
The chest wolves nod and the Gym Demon continues, "Awright, well you totally shredded, after this it'd be sick if you could come back and record some tunes for these eternally tormented souls to vibe to."
Chilling kinda vibe.
“Arm wrestle.” Caiman says with a smile.
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making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
The Gym Demon grins and says, "What's at stake?"
He lifts his right arm which is about as thick as a tree trunk and made of pure rippling muscle.
Chilling kinda vibe.
"What if we don't have a story?" Aovin asks curiously
Alloy will shrug. "I got less powerful in order to escape the Hells, but when I first broke free, I managed to run to Levistus' private library and steal many books. They say knowledge is power, and so I will use that as my story."
Frequent Eladrin || They/Them, but accept all pronouns
Luz Noceda would like to remind you that you're worth loving!