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More spikes hitting Sloop, followed by more salsa dancing for half damage, followed by more lady’s hearts thumping with desire for Sloop, followed by some hokey pokey on Manticore3:
Chandor turns to Sana. "I know that you've been wondering why I'm usually so quiet and reclusive. The truth is, every time I look at your beautiful face, I want to confess my feelings, but I can't because my vague backstory won't let me. But I can't hold it in any longer! I don't care that the crew will hear it, I don't even care that these damn dirty manticores will hear it! Sana, I love you more than anyone I've ever met in my entire life and I want to be with you." He drops to one knee and pulls out a small box. "Sana, will you make me the happiest man in the world and be my wife?"
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Like a scratching record, the battle stops to see Sana's reaction. Misha looks into the camera like she was on The Office, but it's a face of utter surprise and happiness.
Carrhae was about to tell Sloop to stop playing around and save the dancing for when they're not on the battlefield, but she stops when she sees Chandor make his sudden declaration of love, eager to see whether Sana accepts his proposal or not.
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Sana gasps in surprise, gold spreading through her hair and eyes. There's a moment of silence, and then she beams. "Yes! And I know there are many happy times ahead of us, the first one being kicking these manticores' asses together!" With a massive grin, she allows Chandor to slide the ring onto her finger, then gives him a hand up as they turn to face the manticores together.
Misha disengages towards both of you, and in a mighty dual bear hug, embraces both of you and laughs joyously. "This is WONDERFUL!! Congratulations to you both!!" She gestures to Carrhae, who probably had a specific spell in place for this. The manticores and the Slaad patiently wait until you all are done.
Carrhae beams with pride and happiness for her friend as Sana accepts Chandors' proposal. "It's a bit sudden, but who can predict the workings of the heart? Regardless, it would be my honor to unite the both of you in holy matrimony, so by the power invested in me by the Lady of Love, I now pronounce you man and wife!" And upon that, Carrhae tosses silver dust into the air, which gleams as it swirls around the new couple for a few moments, before finally ascending towards the heavens.
The instant the ceremony is over and the Belle exchange words of congratulations, Misha roars and returns to the fight. Love is in the air, mother ****ers! Misha tried to kill the Slaad. Which is already dead cuz i'm dumb, so I attack..mm...Manticore2!
As they travel to the next area Wolf pulls up next to Sloop and quietly says, “Hey. I’m just going to tell you this for your own good. Your Salsa moves don’t impress ladies of substance. They kind of turn them away in fact. That’s why the Captain or Misha hasn’t given you what you want. And that’s why you’ve had to pay for it. It attracts woman who do it for money and gay men. So....I’d suggest changing your tactics. Maybe be more like Chandor. That got him married and everyone know they need to consummate the marriage once it’s over.”
The interior of the warehouse is piled high with crates, boxes, and packages, most marked with alchemists’ personal symbols and “FRAGILE” or “HANDLE WITH CARE.” A closed door offers a way into a walled-in area to the northwest. A mechanical lift stands along the south wall to the east, and two iron spiral staircases rise from the northeast and southwest corners. A search of the crates reveals a wealth of alchemical gear and supplies, including everything from acid and alchemist’s fire to portable alchemy labs — a total value of 2,500 gp.
D2 - OFFICE
This area appears to be the business office of the warehouse, containing filing cabinets, a work desk, and a large table, along with two sets of rickety bunk beds. A search of this room turns up nothing suspicious. All the paperwork suggests that the warehouse and its activities are perfectly legitimate.
D3 - LOFT
This area is used for long-term storage. The crates in this area and their contents are similar to those in area D1. Much of what’s here has spoiled or lost its potency, but 1,700 gp worth of still-valuable equipment and supplies can be collected with a thorough search.
D4 - UPPER WALKWAY
A walkway surrounds the highest level of the warehouse, which is now used only as an approach to area D5.
D5 - CRANE
A narrow, rotting walkway with missing boards and no railing surrounds the rusting bulk of this ancient crane. The hull of the ship dangles from the crane’s arm, fifty feet above the broad mud pool below. A wooden trough connects the ship to a nearby water tower, and a crude bridge suspended between the crane and the ship’s deck promises a treacherous climb. Steam rises from the hulk, and rivulets of water spill out from between the planks of the hull, raining down to the mud below. Three horribly mutated humanoid fish like abominations with tentacles for legs are patrolling this small area.
Carrhae points out the loot in D1 and D3, making sure that the crew returns for it later once they've finished their business here. Right now, she points towards the area with the fish people. "I think that might be what we're looking for. Let's go." She says as she begins to lead them there.
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As they travel to the next area Wolf pulls up next to Sloop and quietly says, “Hey. I’m just going to tell you this for your own good. Your Salsa moves don’t impress ladies of substance. They kind of turn them away in fact. That’s why the Captain or Misha hasn’t given you what you want. And that’s why you’ve had to pay for it. It attracts woman who do it for money and gay men. So....I’d suggest changing your tactics. Maybe be more like Chandor. That got him married and everyone know they need to consummate the marriage once it’s over.”
“No way am I gonna MARRY anyone! My pappa always said that’s too much headache!”
More spikes hitting Sloop, followed by more salsa dancing for half damage, followed by more lady’s hearts thumping with desire for Sloop, followed by some hokey pokey on Manticore3:
Rapier 1 Attack: 15 Damage: 8
Rapier 2 Attack: 28 Damage: 11
Snek Tack damage: 24
Last to know and first to be blamed...
As a free action, can I regret my life choices?
Manticore1(33), Sloop27, Wolf22, Manticore3(57), Chandor18, Misha17, Manticore2(20), Carrhae12, Erriviel12, Sana10, Kali6
Nicely done!
Manticore1(33), Sloop27, Wolf22, Manticore3(30), Chandor18, Misha17, Manticore2(20), Carrhae12, Erriviel12, Sana10, Kali6
Manticore3 attacks Chandor:
Bite Attack: 25 Damage: 9
and Kali:
Claw Attack: 14 Damage: 5
and Sana:
Claw Attack: 9 Damage: 8
Manticore1(33), Sloop27, Wolf22, Manticore3(30), Chandor18, Misha17, Manticore2(20), Carrhae12, Erriviel12, Sana10, Kali6
Chandor turns to Sana. "I know that you've been wondering why I'm usually so quiet and reclusive. The truth is, every time I look at your beautiful face, I want to confess my feelings, but I can't because my vague backstory won't let me. But I can't hold it in any longer! I don't care that the crew will hear it, I don't even care that these damn dirty manticores will hear it! Sana, I love you more than anyone I've ever met in my entire life and I want to be with you." He drops to one knee and pulls out a small box. "Sana, will you make me the happiest man in the world and be my wife?"
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Like a scratching record, the battle stops to see Sana's reaction. Misha looks into the camera like she was on The Office, but it's a face of utter surprise and happiness.
Carrhae was about to tell Sloop to stop playing around and save the dancing for when they're not on the battlefield, but she stops when she sees Chandor make his sudden declaration of love, eager to see whether Sana accepts his proposal or not.
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Sana gasps in surprise, gold spreading through her hair and eyes. There's a moment of silence, and then she beams. "Yes! And I know there are many happy times ahead of us, the first one being kicking these manticores' asses together!" With a massive grin, she allows Chandor to slide the ring onto her finger, then gives him a hand up as they turn to face the manticores together.
Stella Diamant, Human Rogue 17 (Swashbuckler), The Exploits of Misfit Company
Kat, Medtech, Cyberpunk: Red
Shi, Changeling Bard 4 (College of Spirits), Tyrant's Grasp
Dani, Human Artificer 9 (Armorer), Skulls and Starships
DM, Project Point (Teams Scimitar and Longsword)
Everything Else!
Misha disengages towards both of you, and in a mighty dual bear hug, embraces both of you and laughs joyously. "This is WONDERFUL!! Congratulations to you both!!" She gestures to Carrhae, who probably had a specific spell in place for this. The manticores and the Slaad patiently wait until you all are done.
Carrhae beams with pride and happiness for her friend as Sana accepts Chandors' proposal. "It's a bit sudden, but who can predict the workings of the heart? Regardless, it would be my honor to unite the both of you in holy matrimony, so by the power invested in me by the Lady of Love, I now pronounce you man and wife!" And upon that, Carrhae tosses silver dust into the air, which gleams as it swirls around the new couple for a few moments, before finally ascending towards the heavens.
(Carrhae has cast Ceremony.)
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Wolf lets out a loud celebratory howl for the couple.
Manticore1(33), Sloop27, Wolf22, Manticore3(30), Chandor18, Misha17, Manticore2(20), Carrhae12, Erriviel12, Sana10, Kali6
The instant the ceremony is over and the Belle exchange words of congratulations, Misha roars and returns to the fight. Love is in the air, mother ****ers! Misha tried to kill the Slaad. Which is already dead cuz i'm dumb, so I attack..mm...Manticore2!
Spiritual Warhammer Attack: 11 Damage: 9
Warhammer Attack: 16 Damage: 18
Warhammer Attack: 12 Damage: 16
Menacing Attack: 2
Jeesh, that was close. Manticore2 goes down!
Manticore1(33), Sloop27, Wolf22, Manticore3(30), Chandor18, Misha17, Carrhae12, Erriviel12, Sana10, Kali6
Beaming widely, Sana swings at Manticore 3 with her blade, which has started to glow a fiercer gold.
Attack: 19 Damage: 9
Attack: 25 Damage: 10
Stella Diamant, Human Rogue 17 (Swashbuckler), The Exploits of Misfit Company
Kat, Medtech, Cyberpunk: Red
Shi, Changeling Bard 4 (College of Spirits), Tyrant's Grasp
Dani, Human Artificer 9 (Armorer), Skulls and Starships
DM, Project Point (Teams Scimitar and Longsword)
Everything Else!
And with that, the wedding reception can begin. Which area next?
Area 2. What's in there?
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As they travel to the next area Wolf pulls up next to Sloop and quietly says, “Hey. I’m just going to tell you this for your own good. Your Salsa moves don’t impress ladies of substance. They kind of turn them away in fact. That’s why the Captain or Misha hasn’t given you what you want. And that’s why you’ve had to pay for it. It attracts woman who do it for money and gay men. So....I’d suggest changing your tactics. Maybe be more like Chandor. That got him married and everyone know they need to consummate the marriage once it’s over.”
D1 - MAIN WAREHOUSE
The interior of the warehouse is piled high with crates, boxes, and packages, most marked with alchemists’ personal symbols and “FRAGILE” or “HANDLE WITH CARE.” A closed door offers a way into a walled-in area to the northwest. A mechanical lift stands along the south wall to the east, and two iron spiral staircases rise from the northeast and southwest corners. A search of the crates reveals a wealth of alchemical gear and supplies, including everything from acid and alchemist’s fire to portable alchemy labs — a total value of 2,500 gp.
D2 - OFFICE
This area appears to be the business office of the warehouse, containing filing cabinets, a work desk, and a large table, along with two sets of rickety bunk beds. A search of this room turns up nothing suspicious. All the paperwork suggests that the warehouse and its activities are perfectly legitimate.
D3 - LOFT
This area is used for long-term storage. The crates in this area and their contents are similar to those in area D1. Much of what’s here has spoiled or lost its potency, but 1,700 gp worth of still-valuable equipment and supplies can be collected with a thorough search.
D4 - UPPER WALKWAY
A walkway surrounds the highest level of the warehouse, which is now used only as an approach to area D5.
D5 - CRANE
A narrow, rotting walkway with missing boards and no railing surrounds the rusting bulk of this ancient crane. The hull of the ship dangles from the crane’s arm, fifty feet above the broad mud pool below. A wooden trough connects the ship to a nearby water tower, and a crude bridge suspended between the crane and the ship’s deck promises a treacherous climb. Steam rises from the hulk, and rivulets of water spill out from between the planks of the hull, raining down to the mud below. Three horribly mutated humanoid fish like abominations with tentacles for legs are patrolling this small area.
Carrhae points out the loot in D1 and D3, making sure that the crew returns for it later once they've finished their business here. Right now, she points towards the area with the fish people. "I think that might be what we're looking for. Let's go." She says as she begins to lead them there.
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“No way am I gonna MARRY anyone! My pappa always said that’s too much headache!”
Last to know and first to be blamed...
As a free action, can I regret my life choices?
The fish abominations engage you all. They emit horrible noises, as if alerting someone, or something.
Skum1: 10
Skum2: 13
Skum3: 20
Misha: 8
Skum20(94), Skum13(94), Skum10(94), Misha8
Carrhae: 16
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