Watching Dirk gesture wildly with his arms, he turns to the other behind a rock, screws his brow thoroughly as if to plead for some understanding- squints, sighs, then draws two arrows and sends them with a loud throng over the crest of the rocksat the center and easternmost meat mass.
Fjolnir finishes out the surprise round with a two arrow volley to Middy and Lefty. Middy is struck but the arrow for Lefty bounces harmlessly off his hide armor.
Absinthe hits Middy with three more strikes doing a total of 19 damage, and the giant-kin looks rough.
Dirk levels his crossbow and sinks a bolt directly into Middy's heart, dropping the beastly guy with a giant thud.
Az Emberi pulls a magical flame blade from thin air on the way to his target (Which you would have been able to reach if Middy was still alive. As of now, you'll be 5' away from Lefty, so you could hold the flame blade attack until it gets closer, or use your action for something else. You will not be able to attack with your shillelagh this turn either way since it would be a bonus action and you already used that to summon the flame blade.)
Dustfinger is in the same boat as Az, 5' away with 30' of movement, I assume at Righty because that's you were closest to. You can either hold your attack action or select another action.
This post has potentially manipulated dice roll results.
(Edited above post to include Az Emberi's, Dustfinger's and Fjolnir's turns.)
Lefty and Righty, not being the smartest or most tactically minded creatures, move around Az Emberi and Dustfinger respectively, Lefty taking Az Emberi's readied strike for 9 fire damage, Righty taking an attack of opportunity from Dustfinger. Lefty charges Fjolnir, rage in his eyes for shooting him in the cheek. Righty noticed that Dirk laid the killing blow on Middy, and yells, "You kiwed my fweind!" as he charges the bard. Fjolnir: Attack: 9 Damage: 9 Fjolnir just manages to roll to the side. Dirk: Attack: 13 Damage: 10 I think that hits, noted.
The ogre's leg, not being a tree, resists the Hewing.
Lefty glances back at Absinthe, says, "That's not proper tense," and brings his club downward at Fjolnir again. Attack: 22 Damage: 11 Righty is hurting after taking so much damage at once, and spins around with his club in a wide arc at Az Emberi, too confused to deal with the multiples of Dustfinger. Attack: 20 Damage: 14 Damage noted on both.
You continue your trek back to town, figuring you're only about an hour away. A loud crack of thunder rings your ears and all your hair stands up as Dirk is suddenly struck by lighting. Once your eyes adjust from the blinding flash and your ears stop ringing, you notice Dirk on the ground, sizzling, with all his hair singed. The sky shows no signs of storm clouds... Or anything for that matter.
Watching Dirk gesture wildly with his arms, he turns to the other behind a rock, screws his brow thoroughly as if to plead for some understanding- squints, sighs, then draws two arrows and sends them with a loud throng over the crest of the rocksat the center and easternmost meat mass.
Longbow 21 DMG 7 Hordebreaker 9 DMG 5
I draw my crossbow and fire. Attack: 14 Damage: 6 Middy, sorry, forgot to specify which.
Rainbow....... Mooo....
Dustfinger joins the charge against the ogres, summoning his mirror images as he moves toward the unharmed ogre, cursing it with his hexblade powers.
(Keep my movement the same, action spent on Mirror Image, bonus spent on hexblade's curse)
Fjolnir finishes out the surprise round with a two arrow volley to Middy and Lefty. Middy is struck but the arrow for Lefty bounces harmlessly off his hide armor.
Absinthe hits Middy with three more strikes doing a total of 19 damage, and the giant-kin looks rough.
Dirk levels his crossbow and sinks a bolt directly into Middy's heart, dropping the beastly guy with a giant thud.
Az Emberi pulls a magical flame blade from thin air on the way to his target (Which you would have been able to reach if Middy was still alive. As of now, you'll be 5' away from Lefty, so you could hold the flame blade attack until it gets closer, or use your action for something else. You will not be able to attack with your shillelagh this turn either way since it would be a bonus action and you already used that to summon the flame blade.)
Dustfinger is in the same boat as Az, 5' away with 30' of movement, I assume at Righty because that's you were closest to. You can either hold your attack action or select another action.
Fjolnir needs to take another turn.
23-Absinthe
18-Dirk
15-Az Emberi
11-Dustfinger
10-Fjolnir
2-Ogres
Lefty (Taken 3 Damage, Faeried)
Middy (Taken 53 Damage, Faeried)
Righty (Faeried)
-We are all just one failed saving throw away from someone else's fantasy...
Fjolnir steps out from around the rock, nocks an arrow and whistles it at lefty's face.
Longbow 9 DMG 9
(Edited above post to include Az Emberi's, Dustfinger's and Fjolnir's turns.)
Lefty and Righty, not being the smartest or most tactically minded creatures, move around Az Emberi and Dustfinger respectively, Lefty taking Az Emberi's readied strike for 9 fire damage, Righty taking an attack of opportunity from Dustfinger. Lefty charges Fjolnir, rage in his eyes for shooting him in the cheek. Righty noticed that Dirk laid the killing blow on Middy, and yells, "You kiwed my fweind!" as he charges the bard.
Fjolnir: Attack: 9 Damage: 9 Fjolnir just manages to roll to the side.
Dirk: Attack: 13 Damage: 10 I think that hits, noted.
Everyone is up again.
23-Absinthe
18-Dirk
15-Az Emberi (Flame Blade)
11-Dustfinger (Mirror Image)
10-Fjolnir
2-Ogres
Lefty (Taken 21 Damage, Faeried)
Righty (Faeried, Cursed by Dustfinger)
-We are all just one failed saving throw away from someone else's fantasy...
"We're going to Kiwed you two as well!"
Absinthe doubles back to try and lay the hurt down on Lefty.
Lightbringer Attack: 16 Damage: 6
Punch to spine Attack: 16 Damage: 6
Ki point kick to ass Attack: 23 Damage: 5
I turn on my heel and charge at the one on the right to take some pressure off dirk.
Flame blade atk. 21 Dmg. 10
Shillelagh atk 16 dmg. 7
Dustfinger tries to slice righty's undercarriage into bloody ribbons.
Attack 1 21 12 Damage 10
Attack 2 27 22 Damage 11 Extra crit damage 3
Shit! Rapier attack! Attack: 24 Damage: 6
Rainbow....... Mooo....
Absinthe does indeed lay down the hurt on Lefty, for 17 damage of the bludgeoning type.
Dirk panics and stabs Righty with a piercing strike to the belly.
Az Emberi takes his new Flame Blade Shilelagh combo to Righty, with a burn-whack for 20 total damage.
Dustfinger double-slices Righty's bottom, totalling 24 slashing damage.
Fjolnir is up.
23-Absinthe
18-Dirk
15-Az Emberi (Flame Blade)
11-Dustfinger (Mirror Image)
10-Fjolnir
2-Ogres
Lefty (Taken 38 Damage, looks hurt, Faeried)
Righty (Taken 49 Damage, looks rough, Faeried, Cursed by Dustfinger)
-We are all just one failed saving throw away from someone else's fantasy...
Fjolnir draws hew and swings with both hands at the Ogre's leg.
Hew 9 8
The ogre's leg, not being a tree, resists the Hewing.
Lefty glances back at Absinthe, says, "That's not proper tense," and brings his club downward at Fjolnir again. Attack: 22 Damage: 11
Righty is hurting after taking so much damage at once, and spins around with his club in a wide arc at Az Emberi, too confused to deal with the multiples of Dustfinger. Attack: 20 Damage: 14
Damage noted on both.
Everyone is up.
-We are all just one failed saving throw away from someone else's fantasy...
Con save for concentration on flame blade 3
Smash with shillelagh 24 dmg. 12
Ba wolfy for temp hp
Hp changes noted.
Die die die die!!! Rapier Attack: 13 Damage: 6 Righty.
Rainbow....... Mooo....
Swing again with both hands at the Ogre's leg.
Hew 12 3
Dusty is convicted to the notion of killing righty. Kill Righty! Kill Righty!
Attack 1 16 27 Damage 12
Attack 2 24 24 Damage 11
Plus extra crit dam from attack 1 5
Absinthe continues on Lefty.
Lightbringer Attack: 8 Damage: 5
Punch to face Attack: 10 Damage: 7
Extra damage: 6
Absinthe hits Lefty with a 1-2 combo, but he still stands.
Dirk stabs Righty again and takes him very near to death.
Az Emberi finishes Righty off with a solid blow to his already wrecked body.
Dustfinger, about to kill Righty, changes his target and moves behind Lefty and lays a killing slash.
Combat is over.
23-Absinthe
18-Dirk
15-Az Emberi
11-Dustfinger (Mirror Image)
10-Fjolnir
2-Ogres
Lefty (Taken 50 Damage, looks rough, Faeried)
Righty (Dead)
-We are all just one failed saving throw away from someone else's fantasy...
You continue your trek back to town, figuring you're only about an hour away. A loud crack of thunder rings your ears and all your hair stands up as Dirk is suddenly struck by lighting. Once your eyes adjust from the blinding flash and your ears stop ringing, you notice Dirk on the ground, sizzling, with all his hair singed. The sky shows no signs of storm clouds... Or anything for that matter.
-We are all just one failed saving throw away from someone else's fantasy...