Before I tell you this story I will let you know most of this story just explains what lead up to the "birth" to give you a better understanding of why and how this happened. I am going to give a little background on the characters on our party who are all 5th level.
First we have me, Forsythe, a Silver Dragonborn Barbarian with a criminal background in his Chaotic Evil, we have Vyle, a Green Dragonborn fighter with a Chaotic Neutral alignment. Next we have a High Elf Cleric who's Lawful Good don't remember his name though (he showed up late to the session so I'll mention when he does shows up). And then there's Foxtrot. Foxtrot is a interesting character because he is a Tiefling Druid who is obsessed with foxes who's Chaotic Neutral and tends to have mood swings witch cause him to Wild Shape into a fox (using a Dire Wolf stat block) and becomes what Foxtrot calls his ultimate form named Kahuma. Enjoy.
How the male Dragonborn "gave birth".
By Druidvsadventure
Our DM starts the campaign in a slightly hilly area and tells us that there is a village about 100 miles north which is our parties objective right now. So we're like okay cool and we start walking there. We eventually set up camp that night and in the morning we're surrounded by 6 Bugbears and a Bugbear Chief so we're like okay it's on. Everyone in the party except me get surprised by the ambush so I rage and start swinging my Greatsword at the chief. The DM goes through all the Bugbear's turns since the rest of the party was surprised. Next round I hit the Bugbear Chief twice. Then Foxtrot uses Wild Shape to turn into a fox (Kahuma) and, using his Tiefling spellcasting traits, casts Hellish Rebuke on the chief and burns him to death.
We then kill 3 more Bugbears (3 Bugbear's left) and this one Bugbear goes and tries to swing his Morningstar at Kahuma who is still a fox. He misses him and the Morningstar is lands 3 inches away from the fox's tail. Enraged by this, Kahuma casts Darkness using his Tiefling traits on the point around the Bugbear. In the process however, the Darkness spell has now Blinded the remaining bugbears and all the party. The Cleric now show up and sees the brawl, and then walks away toward some nearby trees to go pray. Meanwhile, back in the wariness, Kahuma castsThaumaturgy on himself, causing his voice to to be 3 times louder than normal and shouts at the Bugbear who missed him with the Morningstar saying: You don't mess with Kahuma!!! Nobody move this Bugbear is my prey to kill!!!
So me being Chaotic Evil and having a personality trait stating: " I am a free sprint - no one tells me what to do." I did the exact opposite of what Kuhuma says and more. On my turn I tell the DM that I move using my 40 ft speed to back up until I can get out of the darkness then I'm going to charge back into the cloud and grab the first creature that I touch and slam it against the tree that I see on the other side. DM has me make an Athletics check. I easily succeed s I run in I end up grabbing not 1, but 2 creatures the DM stats, and that I won't know until I get through to the other side. Turns out it was 2 Bugbears thankfully and I slam these things against the tree, one of them dies the other one looks like it's pretty close to unconsciousness if not death. However it turned out that the one I just killed whar was Kahuma's dinner so now he's mad at me and play goes around. The one other Bugbear that i grabbed tries to hit me and rolls NAT 1, the Bugbear still in the darkness tries to to randomly swing his Morningstar and fails.
Vyle does nothing since Kahuma said don't move so Kahuma runs out of the darkness pushes the one Bugbear next to me out of the way like he was a pillow, then pounces on me, knocks me Prone and then just starts scratching at my face. After he attacked he tells the DM, I'm going to take a long rest. So this man just lays down right next to me after just scratching the heck out of my face in the middle of a fight. So I take my Javelin and stick it through the Bugbear next to me to where I go through his throat and pin him down to the ground using the end of the Javelin. The bugbears still alive but he's clearly on the verge of death. The Darkness spell finally theses and Vyle kills the that one. Now I do not know what possessed me to do this but since I'm a criminal, I get out my 50 ft of rope out of my Dungeoneer's pack and tied up Kahuma then I pick him up with a NAT 20 on the Stealth check to keep him from awakening.
I ask the DM if there is any water nearby. DM says no so I tell him I'm going to dig a hole he says: "With what shovel or digging tool the ground is to hard to dig by hand." I didnt have a digging tool so Itold the DM: "I'm going to take my speed and move 20 feet away from the Bugbear that I have pinned down with my Javelin and I am going to YEET the fox at the Bugbear that I have pinned down. I roll to hit and throw. I hit the Bugbear and the DM asks how I want to kill it since it has 1 hp. I tell him: "YOLOOOOOOO!!!" DM then has to Kahuma roll Perception to see if he even awakens with advantage he awakens on top of the Bugbear confused of what's happening.
By this point I run and charge Vyle and try to hit him with an unarmed strike to knock them unconscious I end up hitting him but only knock him Prone. Kahuma makes a STR check he succeeds the DM tells him he has to make one more check before he can get out but he can attempt on his next turn. Vyle tries to get up and fails so I use my breath weapon trying to freeze his head so I roll to hit. I hit him but just before the attack hits Vyle says: "I use my reaction to use my breath weapon to cancel out the other breath weapon". DM allows the even though that it's supposed to be an action to use the breath weapon so both breath weapons just disappear so now we can't use our breath weapons for the rest of the day so now I go back to using my fists and miss.
Kahuma fails the STR check and instead uses Wild Shape to turn into a flee. He then jumps onto my forehead and crawls down my nose and he crawls down my throat and into my stomach I have no idea what he's doing I'm guessing that he's probably going inside of me to bite me from the inside out to try to stop me from fighting Vyle. Kahuma then does the unthinkable, he looks at the DM and then to out-of-game Vyle with the biggest smirk on his face and says to the DM: I'm going to cast that spell that makes my voice three times louder and yell: "You don't mess with Kahuna!!!! Then I cancel my Wild Shape so I start expanding and destroy his stomach.
I make a CON saving throw, fail it and then all sudden my stomach explodes and I fall Unconscious and I end up having to make a death saving throw I end up succeeding and Kuhuma uses his spells to heal man and repair my body. I then am looking at out-of-game Foxtrot/Kahuma I'm like: "You did not just do that." And he's says: "Yes I did". After that the DM and the players start laughing at me and the DM says: "Your stomach rips open and you give birth to a male, adult Tiefling Druid and then Vyle shouts: "It's a boy!!!" The Cleric finally gets back from praying after we slaughtered all of these Bugbears and he's seeing my stomach explode and he just says nothing and walks off to go pray again.
So yeah that's the story of my character's pain and suffering of how a male Dragonborn "gave birth" to a male, adult, Tiefling Druid.
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Always figured thiefling would hard to digest and a potential cause of heartburn, stomach pain, indigestion, nausea... (Cue Pepto Bismol ad music!) But didn't know that a dragonborn could give birth to one!
Always figured thiefling would hard to digest and a potential cause of heartburn, stomach pain, indigestion, nausea... (Cue Pepto Bismol ad music!) But didn't know that a dragonborn could give birth to one!
Before I tell you this story I will let you know most of this story just explains what lead up to the "birth" to give you a better understanding of why and how this happened. I am going to give a little background on the characters on our party who are all 5th level.
First we have me, Forsythe, a Silver Dragonborn Barbarian with a criminal background in his Chaotic Evil, we have Vyle, a Green Dragonborn fighter with a Chaotic Neutral alignment. Next we have a High Elf Cleric who's Lawful Good don't remember his name though (he showed up late to the session so I'll mention when he does shows up). And then there's Foxtrot. Foxtrot is a interesting character because he is a Tiefling Druid who is obsessed with foxes who's Chaotic Neutral and tends to have mood swings witch cause him to Wild Shape into a fox (using a Dire Wolf stat block) and becomes what Foxtrot calls his ultimate form named Kahuma. Enjoy.
How the male Dragonborn "gave birth".
By Druidvsadventure
Our DM starts the campaign in a slightly hilly area and tells us that there is a village about 100 miles north which is our parties objective right now. So we're like okay cool and we start walking there. We eventually set up camp that night and in the morning we're surrounded by 6 Bugbears and a Bugbear Chief so we're like okay it's on. Everyone in the party except me get surprised by the ambush so I rage and start swinging my Greatsword at the chief. The DM goes through all the Bugbear's turns since the rest of the party was surprised. Next round I hit the Bugbear Chief twice. Then Foxtrot uses Wild Shape to turn into a fox (Kahuma) and, using his Tiefling spellcasting traits, casts Hellish Rebuke on the chief and burns him to death.
We then kill 3 more Bugbears (3 Bugbear's left) and this one Bugbear goes and tries to swing his Morningstar at Kahuma who is still a fox. He misses him and the Morningstar is lands 3 inches away from the fox's tail. Enraged by this, Kahuma casts Darkness using his Tiefling traits on the point around the Bugbear. In the process however, the Darkness spell has now Blinded the remaining bugbears and all the party. The Cleric now show up and sees the brawl, and then walks away toward some nearby trees to go pray. Meanwhile, back in the wariness, Kahuma casts Thaumaturgy on himself, causing his voice to to be 3 times louder than normal and shouts at the Bugbear who missed him with the Morningstar saying: You don't mess with Kahuma!!! Nobody move this Bugbear is my prey to kill!!!
So me being Chaotic Evil and having a personality trait stating: " I am a free sprint - no one tells me what to do." I did the exact opposite of what Kuhuma says and more. On my turn I tell the DM that I move using my 40 ft speed to back up until I can get out of the darkness then I'm going to charge back into the cloud and grab the first creature that I touch and slam it against the tree that I see on the other side. DM has me make an Athletics check. I easily succeed s I run in I end up grabbing not 1, but 2 creatures the DM stats, and that I won't know until I get through to the other side. Turns out it was 2 Bugbears thankfully and I slam these things against the tree, one of them dies the other one looks like it's pretty close to unconsciousness if not death. However it turned out that the one I just killed whar was Kahuma's dinner so now he's mad at me and play goes around. The one other Bugbear that i grabbed tries to hit me and rolls NAT 1, the Bugbear still in the darkness tries to to randomly swing his Morningstar and fails.
Vyle does nothing since Kahuma said don't move so Kahuma runs out of the darkness pushes the one Bugbear next to me out of the way like he was a pillow, then pounces on me, knocks me Prone and then just starts scratching at my face. After he attacked he tells the DM, I'm going to take a long rest. So this man just lays down right next to me after just scratching the heck out of my face in the middle of a fight. So I take my Javelin and stick it through the Bugbear next to me to where I go through his throat and pin him down to the ground using the end of the Javelin. The bugbears still alive but he's clearly on the verge of death. The Darkness spell finally theses and Vyle kills the that one. Now I do not know what possessed me to do this but since I'm a criminal, I get out my 50 ft of rope out of my Dungeoneer's pack and tied up Kahuma then I pick him up with a NAT 20 on the Stealth check to keep him from awakening.
I ask the DM if there is any water nearby. DM says no so I tell him I'm going to dig a hole he says: "With what shovel or digging tool the ground is to hard to dig by hand." I didnt have a digging tool so Itold the DM: "I'm going to take my speed and move 20 feet away from the Bugbear that I have pinned down with my Javelin and I am going to YEET the fox at the Bugbear that I have pinned down. I roll to hit and throw. I hit the Bugbear and the DM asks how I want to kill it since it has 1 hp. I tell him: "YOLOOOOOOO!!!" DM then has to Kahuma roll Perception to see if he even awakens with advantage he awakens on top of the Bugbear confused of what's happening.
By this point I run and charge Vyle and try to hit him with an unarmed strike to knock them unconscious I end up hitting him but only knock him Prone. Kahuma makes a STR check he succeeds the DM tells him he has to make one more check before he can get out but he can attempt on his next turn. Vyle tries to get up and fails so I use my breath weapon trying to freeze his head so I roll to hit. I hit him but just before the attack hits Vyle says: "I use my reaction to use my breath weapon to cancel out the other breath weapon". DM allows the even though that it's supposed to be an action to use the breath weapon so both breath weapons just disappear so now we can't use our breath weapons for the rest of the day so now I go back to using my fists and miss.
Kahuma fails the STR check and instead uses Wild Shape to turn into a flee. He then jumps onto my forehead and crawls down my nose and he crawls down my throat and into my stomach I have no idea what he's doing I'm guessing that he's probably going inside of me to bite me from the inside out to try to stop me from fighting Vyle. Kahuma then does the unthinkable, he looks at the DM and then to out-of-game Vyle with the biggest smirk on his face and says to the DM: I'm going to cast that spell that makes my voice three times louder and yell: "You don't mess with Kahuna!!!! Then I cancel my Wild Shape so I start expanding and destroy his stomach.
I make a CON saving throw, fail it and then all sudden my stomach explodes and I fall Unconscious and I end up having to make a death saving throw I end up succeeding and Kuhuma uses his spells to heal man and repair my body. I then am looking at out-of-game Foxtrot/Kahuma I'm like: "You did not just do that." And he's says: "Yes I did". After that the DM and the players start laughing at me and the DM says: "Your stomach rips open and you give birth to a male, adult Tiefling Druid and then Vyle shouts: "It's a boy!!!" The Cleric finally gets back from praying after we slaughtered all of these Bugbears and he's seeing my stomach explode and he just says nothing and walks off to go pray again.
So yeah that's the story of my character's pain and suffering of how a male Dragonborn "gave birth" to a male, adult, Tiefling Druid.
Hope you enjoyed. Have a great day. :)
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I really love playing online games even though I'm a girl.
I have been playing games for most of my life. I think it is because video games are really fun to play. It doesn't matter what you are playing, they are all fun to play!
Wtf thats nuts.
Always figured thiefling would hard to digest and a potential cause of heartburn, stomach pain, indigestion, nausea... (Cue Pepto Bismol ad music!)
But didn't know that a dragonborn could give birth to one!
Well, the more you know! :D
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The more you know lol.
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Reviving the story and daaaaaang thats an awesome story 5 out of 5 stars
Thanks for reviving and glad you enjoyed.
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