I've decided for every dumb item that I have made, I will update a list that includes all of their uses and effects. I won't get mad if ya'll decide to use some of them. You too can in fact post your dumb items and criticize the items that others have made. Make sure you include your items in a spoiler so that people don't have to scroll through walls of text just to see it.
Mic of Hype: For once a day, drop the sickest rap (or other style of singing) ever on one creature to cause the effect of Otto's Irresistable Dance.
Body Pillow of Power. A body pillow who's image holds the creature being summoned by the user. The creature can be any monster or person that has a CR of 5 once a day if it isn't a minor. The creature is summoned for 2d20 minutes and when it dies or runs out of time, that creature's picture will turn into it's sexy pose.
Action Davenport. An action figure of everybody's favorite guy! It's able to distract enimies with it's totally cool pullstring that lets him spout out classic Davenport lines! When activated the user rolls a deception check with a +5 modifier. However, Davenport actually takes batteries and can only be used 5 times per day.
The Calzone Of Truth. The Calzone of Truth is an edible food item that effects any creature that eats it with the same effects of Zone of truth. The Calzone of Truth has 4 charges and magically refills it's charges after one day.
The Glasses of 4 Eyes. Gives you a -4 on intimidation, but a +4 in Perception
If the target creature comes from a civilised society they must make a DC 15 Wisdom saving throw or have the frightened effect until the end of their next turn.
The Convenient Rope - While in possession of this rope it will appear in convenient places. I.E. Hanging over a precipice so you can swing across or strung across a hall to trip a fleeing enemy. DM's discretion.
I've decided for every dumb item that I have made, I will update a list that includes all of their uses and effects. I won't get mad if ya'll decide to use some of them. You too can in fact post your dumb items and criticize the items that others have made. Make sure you include your items in a spoiler so that people don't have to scroll through walls of text just to see it.
Mic of Hype: For once a day, drop the sickest rap (or other style of singing) ever on one creature to cause the effect of Otto's Irresistable Dance.
Body Pillow of Power. A body pillow who's image holds the creature being summoned by the user. The creature can be any monster or person that has a CR of 5 once a day if it isn't a minor. The creature is summoned for 2d20 minutes and when it dies or runs out of time, that creature's picture will turn into it's sexy pose.
Action Davenport. An action figure of everybody's favorite guy! It's able to distract enimies with it's totally cool pullstring that lets him spout out classic Davenport lines! When activated the user rolls a deception check with a +5 modifier. However, Davenport actually takes batteries and can only be used 5 times per day.
The Calzone Of Truth. The Calzone of Truth is an edible food item that effects any creature that eats it with the same effects of Zone of truth. The Calzone of Truth has 4 charges and magically refills it's charges after one day.
The Glasses of 4 Eyes. Gives you a -4 on intimidation, but a +4 in Perception
Poop on a stick
If the target creature comes from a civilised society they must make a DC 15 Wisdom saving throw or have the frightened effect until the end of their next turn.
The Convenient Rope - While in possession of this rope it will appear in convenient places. I.E. Hanging over a precipice so you can swing across or strung across a hall to trip a fleeing enemy. DM's discretion.