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This wand has 800000000 charges. Each charge can be used once to summon a Tarrasque.
THIS IS OWNED BY DARRYL'S MAGIC SHOPPE
Disclaimer : This item is to be used at the DM's digression. Not our fault the barbarian broke it and summoned 800000000 tarrasques, Copyright Daryll's magic shoppe 2020. Not available in some campaigns.
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This isn't a homebrew thread, this is a troll item thread.
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I am part of the Cult of Grammar. Respect us. Or we will find the slightest mistake in your grammar, and never let you forget it. Clones would have saved Star Wars, and Kylo Ren sucks. MAKE THE EMPIRE GREAT AGAIN!!! I am a stormtrooper, and the Skywalker family is made of nothing but idiots who are insane. Cough Anakin and Luke Skywalker Cough
This isn't a homebrew thread, this is a troll item thread.
Yes, but they're supposed to be funny. Not just random and weird.
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Welcome to Daryll's Magic Shoppe your one stop shop for all your basic magical needs.
This rod has 6 charges, and it regains 1d4 + 2 expended charges daily at dawn. While you are holding this staff, you can use an action to expend all 6 charges, causing the staff to incinerate itself in a blaze of heat, permanently turning to ash. Each creature that was touching the staff then takes 10d6 fire damage.
Disclaimer: It's not our fault that you tried to use this as a walking stick and burned your hands off. Copyright Darryl's Magic Shop 2020, not available in some campaigns.
This has the seal of approval of me.
** Player: What is it? DM: It's a rod of Incineration. Player: OOH! OOH! I USE IT ON THE MINOTAUR! DM: OK. Take 10d6 damage.**
What about mine? Or are they just dumber than we are supposed to have?
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I am part of the Cult of Grammar. Respect us. Or we will find the slightest mistake in your grammar, and never let you forget it. Clones would have saved Star Wars, and Kylo Ren sucks. MAKE THE EMPIRE GREAT AGAIN!!! I am a stormtrooper, and the Skywalker family is made of nothing but idiots who are insane. Cough Anakin and Luke Skywalker Cough
Welcome to Daryll's Magic Shoppe your one stop shop for all your basic magical needs
This wand has 8 charges. Each charge can be used once to summon a random monster ( Flip randomly through the Monster Manual ). The monster is friendly until 10 minutes later where it fights the nearest entities for 1 minute and then disappears regardless if it was defeated or not.
THIS IS OWNED BY DARRYL'S MAGIC SHOPPE
Disclaimer : This item is to be used at the DM's digression. Not our fault the barbarian broke it and summoned 8 tarrasques, Copyright Daryll's magic shoppe 2020. Not available in some campaigns.
Welcome to Daryll's Magic Shoppe your one stop shop for all your basic magical needs
This wand has 8 charges. Each charge can be used once to summon a random monster ( Flip randomly through the Monster Manual ). The monster is friendly until 10 minutes later where it fights the nearest entities for 1 minute and then disappears regardless if it was defeated or not.
THIS IS OWNED BY DARRYL'S MAGIC SHOPPE
Disclaimer : This item is to be used at the DM's digression. Not our fault the barbarian broke it and summoned 8 tarrasques, Copyright Daryll's magic shoppe 2020. Not available in some campaigns.
:P Fixed it ( Kinda )
Better than my original one.
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I am part of the Cult of Grammar. Respect us. Or we will find the slightest mistake in your grammar, and never let you forget it. Clones would have saved Star Wars, and Kylo Ren sucks. MAKE THE EMPIRE GREAT AGAIN!!! I am a stormtrooper, and the Skywalker family is made of nothing but idiots who are insane. Cough Anakin and Luke Skywalker Cough
Dang, you guys are making a lot. Can't just let you do all the work.
The Book
Wondrous Item, artifact
Welcome to Daryll's Magic Shoppe your one stop shop for all your basic magical needs
This is a fairly normal book. Reading it gives you +1 intelligence for 24 hours ( Effect can only be used once per day ). If a PC with the Barbarian Class, or with a Chaotic alignment, reads this they take 2d10 psychic damage and are stunned for 1d4 hours. In these hours their alignment becomes Lawful Good and they gain the Flaw, " I will always follow the plan no matter what "
Disclaimer : Lovely, the Barbarian can now follow the plan. Copyright Daryll's magic shoppe 2020. Not available in some campaigns.
So... How do I say this... I just found out all my items have charges... They don't need charges and I don't know why they're there. I'll go fix it, but for now...
Welcome to Daryll's Magic Shoppe your one stop shop for all your basic magical needs
Almost anyone who touches this will die a horrible death at the hands of the grim reaper.
Copyrighted by Darryl's Magic Shoppe. At Death's request. So this isn't our fault.
Disclaimer : It's not our fault the storm giant can throw these. DM's fault if that happens and you all die. Copyright Daryll's magic shoppe 2020.
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I am part of the Cult of Grammar. Respect us. Or we will find the slightest mistake in your grammar, and never let you forget it. Clones would have saved Star Wars, and Kylo Ren sucks. MAKE THE EMPIRE GREAT AGAIN!!! I am a stormtrooper, and the Skywalker family is made of nothing but idiots who are insane. Cough Anakin and Luke Skywalker Cough
Welcome to Daryll's Magic Shoppe your one stop shop for all your basic magical needs
Upon touching this item there is a 10% chance that a Grim Reaper will be summoned ( Use the Gladiator stat block but replace the normal weapon with a Scythe, and with an AC of 21 Natural Armor ), the Grim Reaper is hostile towards the Summoner and has the following features. The Grim Reaper is immune to all conditions, and has resistance to non-magical weapons.
Actions
Death Touch ( Recharge 6 ). The Grim Reaper can cast Finger of Death without material components from its scythe
Misty Step. the Grim Reaper can cast Misty Step as a Bonus Action
Reactions
Death Comes Closer. When the Grim Reaper is hit with an attack it can use its reaction to give the creature that attacked it the frightened condition as the creature sees a world beyond death.
Parry. The Grim Reaper can add +5 to its AC when a Creature it can see makes an attack against it
Copyrighted by Darryl's Magic Shoppe. At Death's request. So this isn't our fault.
Disclaimer : It's not our fault the storm giant can throw these. DM's fault if that happens and you all die. Copyright Daryll's magic shoppe 2020.
It's a no, isn't it? I just made it to be dumb.... actually, Imma stop posting ideas for a while.
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I am part of the Cult of Grammar. Respect us. Or we will find the slightest mistake in your grammar, and never let you forget it. Clones would have saved Star Wars, and Kylo Ren sucks. MAKE THE EMPIRE GREAT AGAIN!!! I am a stormtrooper, and the Skywalker family is made of nothing but idiots who are insane. Cough Anakin and Luke Skywalker Cough
It's a no, isn't it? I just made it to be dumb.... actually, Imma stop posting ideas for a while.
It's a good idea, it's just that it was too broken for this thread. So I kept the Brokenness but toned it down a bit and made it defeatable.
All of mine are broken..
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I am part of the Cult of Grammar. Respect us. Or we will find the slightest mistake in your grammar, and never let you forget it. Clones would have saved Star Wars, and Kylo Ren sucks. MAKE THE EMPIRE GREAT AGAIN!!! I am a stormtrooper, and the Skywalker family is made of nothing but idiots who are insane. Cough Anakin and Luke Skywalker Cough
Welcome to Daryll's Magic Shoppe your one stop shop for all your basic magical needs
This is unbreakable. It is a staff that does 1d-100000000 slashing damage
Copyright.
Disclaimer :Not out fault tat you healled the boss because you thought this did damage, instead of healing.damage, Slappi Copyright Daryll's magic shoppe 2020.
This is UnBreakable.
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I am part of the Cult of Grammar. Respect us. Or we will find the slightest mistake in your grammar, and never let you forget it. Clones would have saved Star Wars, and Kylo Ren sucks. MAKE THE EMPIRE GREAT AGAIN!!! I am a stormtrooper, and the Skywalker family is made of nothing but idiots who are insane. Cough Anakin and Luke Skywalker Cough
Welcome to Daryll's Magic Shoppe your one stop shop for all your basic magical needs
This is unbreakable. It is a staff that does 1d-100000000 slashing damage
Copyright.
Disclaimer :Not out fault tat you healled the boss because you thought this did damage, instead of healing.damage, Slappi Copyright Daryll's magic shoppe 2020.
This is UnBreakable.
If I could say one thing, stop using such huge numbers? Or small in this case cause negative.
Also, Imma make an attempt at some serious Homebrew ( Strange, I know. )
But first an interest check for a set of swords from three forgotten kingdom ( From the Shadowfell, Feywild, and the Material Plane ), Forged by a God, A Demon, And Mortal Men ( Separately not all at once )
Weapon (shortsword), varies (requires attunement by a Dependent on which sword you get)
Three Swords, from three forgotten kingdoms.
For the Purposes of casting, spells DC are your Current Level +5 but can be no greater than 18 and no less than 10, and they have 4 + Your Wisdom Modifier to hit
Roll a d100
( 1-33 ) Sword of the Righteous ( Sword of the Forgotten Kingdom in the Feywild )
The Sword of the Righteous can be any Sword. Only Good Aligned Creatures can attune to this sword.
This sword deals an extra 1d12 Radiant damage
A Creature attuned to this sword can cast the following spells without material components, and can be cast from the sword
For the Vindictive DM:
Welcome to Daryll's Magic Shoppe your one stop shop for all your basic magical needs
This wand has 800000000 charges. Each charge can be used once to summon a Tarrasque.
THIS IS OWNED BY DARRYL'S MAGIC SHOPPE
Disclaimer : This item is to be used at the DM's digression. Not our fault the barbarian broke it and summoned 800000000 tarrasques, Copyright Daryll's magic shoppe 2020. Not available in some campaigns.
I am part of the Cult of Grammar. Respect us. Or we will find the slightest mistake in your grammar, and never let you forget it.
Clones would have saved Star Wars, and Kylo Ren sucks.
MAKE THE EMPIRE GREAT AGAIN!!! I am a stormtrooper, and the Skywalker family is made of nothing but idiots who are insane. Cough Anakin and Luke Skywalker Cough
Don't even TRY to argue with me about Star Wars.
This isn't a homebrew thread, this is a troll item thread.
I am part of the Cult of Grammar. Respect us. Or we will find the slightest mistake in your grammar, and never let you forget it.
Clones would have saved Star Wars, and Kylo Ren sucks.
MAKE THE EMPIRE GREAT AGAIN!!! I am a stormtrooper, and the Skywalker family is made of nothing but idiots who are insane. Cough Anakin and Luke Skywalker Cough
Don't even TRY to argue with me about Star Wars.
Yes, but they're supposed to be funny. Not just random and weird.
All stars fade. Some stars forever fall.
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If there was no light, people wouldn't fear the dark.
Yep
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This has the seal of approval of me.
** Player: What is it?
DM: It's a rod of Incineration.
Player: OOH! OOH! I USE IT ON THE MINOTAUR!
DM: OK. Take 10d6 damage.**
Join the Oboe Orchestra!
Semicolons are the most addictive punctuation mark there is; and also one of the most helpful.
If you like grammar, go to the Cult of Grammar, for grammatical sticklers. And my grammar may not be perfect, okay, but SHHHHHHH!!!
The HLE; my homebrew monster/character.
What about mine? Or are they just dumber than we are supposed to have?
I am part of the Cult of Grammar. Respect us. Or we will find the slightest mistake in your grammar, and never let you forget it.
Clones would have saved Star Wars, and Kylo Ren sucks.
MAKE THE EMPIRE GREAT AGAIN!!! I am a stormtrooper, and the Skywalker family is made of nothing but idiots who are insane. Cough Anakin and Luke Skywalker Cough
Don't even TRY to argue with me about Star Wars.
:P Fixed it ( Kinda )
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Better than my original one.
I am part of the Cult of Grammar. Respect us. Or we will find the slightest mistake in your grammar, and never let you forget it.
Clones would have saved Star Wars, and Kylo Ren sucks.
MAKE THE EMPIRE GREAT AGAIN!!! I am a stormtrooper, and the Skywalker family is made of nothing but idiots who are insane. Cough Anakin and Luke Skywalker Cough
Don't even TRY to argue with me about Star Wars.
Dang, you guys are making a lot. Can't just let you do all the work.
The Book
Welcome to Daryll's Magic Shoppe your one stop shop for all your basic magical needs
This is a fairly normal book. Reading it gives you +1 intelligence for 24 hours ( Effect can only be used once per day ). If a PC with the Barbarian Class, or with a Chaotic alignment, reads this they take 2d10 psychic damage and are stunned for 1d4 hours. In these hours their alignment becomes Lawful Good and they gain the Flaw, " I will always follow the plan no matter what "
Disclaimer : Lovely, the Barbarian can now follow the plan. Copyright Daryll's magic shoppe 2020. Not available in some campaigns.
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So... How do I say this... I just found out all my items have charges... They don't need charges and I don't know why they're there. I'll go fix it, but for now...
Please Hold
We are Experiencing Technical Difficulties
Your call is important to us
Please Hold
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Never mind, It's fine.
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DEAAAAAAAATH:
Welcome to Daryll's Magic Shoppe your one stop shop for all your basic magical needs
Almost anyone who touches this will die a horrible death at the hands of the grim reaper.
Copyrighted by Darryl's Magic Shoppe. At Death's request. So this isn't our fault.
Disclaimer : It's not our fault the storm giant can throw these. DM's fault if that happens and you all die. Copyright Daryll's magic shoppe 2020.
I am part of the Cult of Grammar. Respect us. Or we will find the slightest mistake in your grammar, and never let you forget it.
Clones would have saved Star Wars, and Kylo Ren sucks.
MAKE THE EMPIRE GREAT AGAIN!!! I am a stormtrooper, and the Skywalker family is made of nothing but idiots who are insane. Cough Anakin and Luke Skywalker Cough
Don't even TRY to argue with me about Star Wars.
: Systems Online : Nikoli_Goodfellow Homebrew : My WIP Homebrew Class :
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( u u)
o/ \🥛🍪 Hey, take care of yourself alright?
It's a no, isn't it? I just made it to be dumb.... actually, Imma stop posting ideas for a while.
I am part of the Cult of Grammar. Respect us. Or we will find the slightest mistake in your grammar, and never let you forget it.
Clones would have saved Star Wars, and Kylo Ren sucks.
MAKE THE EMPIRE GREAT AGAIN!!! I am a stormtrooper, and the Skywalker family is made of nothing but idiots who are insane. Cough Anakin and Luke Skywalker Cough
Don't even TRY to argue with me about Star Wars.
It's a good idea, it's just that it was too broken for this thread. So I kept the Brokenness but toned it down a bit and made it defeatable.
: Systems Online : Nikoli_Goodfellow Homebrew : My WIP Homebrew Class :
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( u u)
o/ \🥛🍪 Hey, take care of yourself alright?
All of mine are broken..
I am part of the Cult of Grammar. Respect us. Or we will find the slightest mistake in your grammar, and never let you forget it.
Clones would have saved Star Wars, and Kylo Ren sucks.
MAKE THE EMPIRE GREAT AGAIN!!! I am a stormtrooper, and the Skywalker family is made of nothing but idiots who are insane. Cough Anakin and Luke Skywalker Cough
Don't even TRY to argue with me about Star Wars.
But think of it this way, as long as it isn't broken enough that nobody can UnBreak it, it's still a good idea. :)
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Welcome to Daryll's Magic Shoppe your one stop shop for all your basic magical needs
This is unbreakable. It is a staff that does 1d-100000000 slashing damage
Copyright.
Disclaimer :Not out fault tat you healled the boss because you thought this did damage, instead of healing.damage, Slappi Copyright Daryll's magic shoppe 2020.
This is UnBreakable.
I am part of the Cult of Grammar. Respect us. Or we will find the slightest mistake in your grammar, and never let you forget it.
Clones would have saved Star Wars, and Kylo Ren sucks.
MAKE THE EMPIRE GREAT AGAIN!!! I am a stormtrooper, and the Skywalker family is made of nothing but idiots who are insane. Cough Anakin and Luke Skywalker Cough
Don't even TRY to argue with me about Star Wars.
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Here's what I got so Far, please Review
Swords of the Three Forgotten Kingdoms
Three Swords, from three forgotten kingdoms.
For the Purposes of casting, spells DC are your Current Level +5 but can be no greater than 18 and no less than 10, and they have 4 + Your Wisdom Modifier to hit
Roll a d100
( 1-33 ) Sword of the Righteous ( Sword of the Forgotten Kingdom in the Feywild )
The Sword of the Righteous can be any Sword.
Only Good Aligned Creatures can attune to this sword.
This sword deals an extra 1d12 Radiant damage
A Creature attuned to this sword can cast the following spells without material components, and can be cast from the sword
At Will: Spare the Dying, Goodberry, Thaumaturgy
3/day: Detect Evil and Good, Lesser Restoration
1/day: Dispel Evil and Good
( 34-66 ) Sword of the Unfavorable ( Sword of the Forgotten Kingdom of the Shadowfell )
The Sword of the Unfavorable can be any sword.
Only Chaotic Aligned Creatures can attune to this sword
The Sword deals an extra 1d12 Necrotic Damage
A Creature Attuned to this sword can cast the following spells without Material Components, and can be cast from the sword
At Will: Eldritch Blast, Bane, False Life
3/day: Pass Without Trace, Ray of Enfeeblement
1/day: Vampiric Touch
( 67-99 ) Sword of the Fair ( Sword from the Forgotten Kingdom of the Material Plane )
The Sword of the Fair can be any Sword.
Only Neutral Aligned Creatures can Attune to this sword
This Sword deals an Extra 1d12 damage of it's type
A Creature Attuned to this sword can cast the following spells without Material Components, and can be cast from the sword
At Will: Detect Magic, Identify, Heroism
3/day: Calm Emotions, Suggestion
1/day: nondetection
( 100 ) Reroll ignoring rolls of 100 and apply the following based on what you get
( I plan to make these Sentient )
Light Bearer, Sword of the Elvish King Of Good ( Sword of the Righteous )
Shadow Walker, Sword of the Evil Commander of Shadows ( Sword of the Unfavorable )
The Unaligned, Sword of the Human King ( Sword of the Fair )
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