Welcome to the Gelded Goblin. Pull up a chair, order a flagon of ale and share a song or two as we take a short rest from adventure.
What is the Gelded Goblin? First and foremost it is a tavern where weary travellers might meet between adventures to share a song or a tale (In character). Don't think you have to be a bard to take the stage. Just wander in, order a drink and take your turn. Feel free to interact with the other patrons and the staff and who knows over time the Gelded Goblin might even produce some adventures of its own....
FAQ :
Where is the Tavern? The Gelded Goblin is a magical place existing between realities in a pocket dimension of its own. As such it draws patrons from worlds across the D&D multiverse.
Who runs the Gelded Goblin? The current manager is one Rattleskin Smith a strange troll-like creature of unusual talents. Nobody knows who truly owns the place, perhaps we all do. Bar staff come and go so please feel free to invent your own when you post.
Who can use the Tavern? Anyone who "gets it" can get in. This is a creative environment for role paying and sharing creative poetry and prose based on your in game adventures, while at the same time creating an adventure of our own in this magical tavern environment. Feel free to roll dice, run mini games or even have the odd brawl. As long as you pay for the damages!!
Rattleskin flicks a greasy rag over the bar and takes a sip on his flagon as the patrons filter in. It has been a slow night so far at the Gelded Goblin but he has no doubt that trade will pick up soon... it always does.
For several hours the stage remains empty and then a Firbolg takes the stage. A druid by the looks of him, twigs sticking out of his hair and mice poking out of his threadbare green jacket. The Firbolg taps the thaumaturgy stick and the room gives a collective wince at the feedback.
"Ello? er my name is Baralum... and erm I wanted to share a little thing I wrote about a fight we got into not so long back.. I erm..." a moments silence as the Firbolg closes his eyes and collects his thoughts..
"Well here it is then..."
"Now this is the story all about how Our campaign got flipped upside down And I’d like to take a minute, just sit right there I’ll tell you how we killed the boss and gave our DM a scare
One player down and our plan in motion We roped in the guards before we had the notion To bring along a wizard from the magic shop Then on to the tavern for a short rest stop
Now ready for the fight we swaggered out of the hood To go and find the guys who were up to no good First we sent a bat and he got dusted Then went Xarv and he was nearly busted
But dragons are proud and dragons are brave So back Xarv went despite the close shave He lured out the boss with performance skill And dick face fell for the act until..
A few bad rolls brought his trick to and end But he’s bought the time he needed for his friends And while Xarv took one for the team The others charged in with a battle scream
Baralum and Doc began the slaughter With the help of the guard captain and his bad ass daughter To the north they charged with payback owed Doc riding Baralum as a giant toad
Battle was joined and Xarv was raised He was just unconscious gods be praised All except Helm who is a spiteful dick He bullies poor Doc and makes her sick
But back to the battle we were taking hits If we all died here it would be the pits Then the boss went down in a surprising grapple Then Doc charged in and poured a poisoned Snapple
Right down his neck without a fuss While Baralum beat him as an Octopus Moments before we had called a retreat And now on the ground the boss was beat How’d you wanna do this? Came Potters cry And Xarv froze the bastard and we watched him die The Doc came along and removed his head While Baralum inked him to make sure he was dead
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Welcome to the Gelded Goblin. Pull up a chair, order a flagon of ale and share a song or two as we take a short rest from adventure.
What is the Gelded Goblin? First and foremost it is a tavern where weary travellers might meet between adventures to share a song or a tale (In character). Don't think you have to be a bard to take the stage. Just wander in, order a drink and take your turn. Feel free to interact with the other patrons and the staff and who knows over time the Gelded Goblin might even produce some adventures of its own....
FAQ :
Where is the Tavern? The Gelded Goblin is a magical place existing between realities in a pocket dimension of its own. As such it draws patrons from worlds across the D&D multiverse.
Who runs the Gelded Goblin? The current manager is one Rattleskin Smith a strange troll-like creature of unusual talents. Nobody knows who truly owns the place, perhaps we all do. Bar staff come and go so please feel free to invent your own when you post.
Who can use the Tavern? Anyone who "gets it" can get in. This is a creative environment for role paying and sharing creative poetry and prose based on your in game adventures, while at the same time creating an adventure of our own in this magical tavern environment. Feel free to roll dice, run mini games or even have the odd brawl. As long as you pay for the damages!!
So here we go... let's see if it works
DM - Warlock of Firetop Mountain
Rattleskin flicks a greasy rag over the bar and takes a sip on his flagon as the patrons filter in. It has been a slow night so far at the Gelded Goblin but he has no doubt that trade will pick up soon... it always does.
For several hours the stage remains empty and then a Firbolg takes the stage. A druid by the looks of him, twigs sticking out of his hair and mice poking out of his threadbare green jacket. The Firbolg taps the thaumaturgy stick and the room gives a collective wince at the feedback.
"Ello? er my name is Baralum... and erm I wanted to share a little thing I wrote about a fight we got into not so long back.. I erm..." a moments silence as the Firbolg closes his eyes and collects his thoughts..
"Well here it is then..."
"Now this is the story all about how
Our campaign got flipped upside down
And I’d like to take a minute, just sit right there
I’ll tell you how we killed the boss and gave our DM a scare
One player down and our plan in motion
We roped in the guards before we had the notion
To bring along a wizard from the magic shop
Then on to the tavern for a short rest stop
Now ready for the fight we swaggered out of the hood
To go and find the guys who were up to no good
First we sent a bat and he got dusted
Then went Xarv and he was nearly busted
But dragons are proud and dragons are brave
So back Xarv went despite the close shave
He lured out the boss with performance skill
And dick face fell for the act until..
A few bad rolls brought his trick to and end
But he’s bought the time he needed for his friends
And while Xarv took one for the team
The others charged in with a battle scream
Baralum and Doc began the slaughter
With the help of the guard captain and his bad ass daughter
To the north they charged with payback owed
Doc riding Baralum as a giant toad
Battle was joined and Xarv was raised
He was just unconscious gods be praised
All except Helm who is a spiteful dick
He bullies poor Doc and makes her sick
But back to the battle we were taking hits
If we all died here it would be the pits
Then the boss went down in a surprising grapple
Then Doc charged in and poured a poisoned Snapple
Right down his neck without a fuss
While Baralum beat him as an Octopus
Moments before we had called a retreat
And now on the ground the boss was beat
How’d you wanna do this? Came Potters cry
And Xarv froze the bastard and we watched him die
The Doc came along and removed his head
While Baralum inked him to make sure he was dead
DM - Warlock of Firetop Mountain