"Only if you give me The Banjo first. Also, for the third time, I AM NOT A BOUNTY HUNTER! I AM A PRIVATE DETECTIVE AND THEY ARE TWO COMPLETELY SEPARATE THINGS! ALSO, IF YOU APPARENTLY DON'T KNOW WHERE HE IS, THEN WHY WERE YOU WITH HIM AT THE MAGIC SHOP?! I'm going to stop yelling now; screaming is murder on the voice box."
"Oh my fa--CAUSE I KNOW MAGICS!! Ya screw neck bastid! And it is a open store! Not some secret, evil market! Normal people sometimes talk when shopping and recognize famous person, sometimes, happening to be in same place! NOW! If you don't follow agreement. Or try to weasel out with BS logic. It will be I that hunts you down next. And I won't be as pleasant next time." Marmaduke states flatly before holding out the banjo. As soon as its taken she starts shoo'ing him away. "Now go crazy whatever you are."
(Oh that wasn't about that. That was to decide whether or not she cast expeditious retreat to help run him down.)
Ignoring the now visibly throbbing vein in her forehead, Marmaduke lets out a long, tired breath before making her way up to the bar. "Give me yer strongest, and just... just keep it coming." She sighs again. "Also, who do I talk to about a new door?"
Harmond hands Marm a mug of Orcish Ale. "This stuff is pretty strong though I prefer the elvish variety. And about a door, you can talk to the secretary."
"Elven wine? Pah! Those aren't proper drinks.... not 'less you want to go mad for a bit." She takes a curt swig. "And about outsider breaking door? You ban them?"
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When you realize you're doing too much: Signature.
Marmaduke, you aren't actually renting a room at The Glory (they don't have rooms to let). If you want a free bed in the Coliseum they're downstairs. If you want to let a room at the inn in town for 2 gold a day, you may. Or I suppose the Coliseum might let a room in the lower levels for the same price, though they'd be smaller and less pleasant.
She then asks her Papa if they can bet together on the next fight, "Can we bet 10 gold on Rothander being the 1st to fall, and 10 gold on Jessica and Church to win, Papa?"
"Only if you give me The Banjo first. Also, for the third time, I AM NOT A BOUNTY HUNTER! I AM A PRIVATE DETECTIVE AND THEY ARE TWO COMPLETELY SEPARATE THINGS! ALSO, IF YOU APPARENTLY DON'T KNOW WHERE HE IS, THEN WHY WERE YOU WITH HIM AT THE MAGIC SHOP?! I'm going to stop yelling now; screaming is murder on the voice box."
Walton Gibson - Human Cleric, Level 1
(Marmaduke doesn't like Basil's nicknames.)
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"Oh my fa--CAUSE I KNOW MAGICS!! Ya screw neck bastid! And it is a open store! Not some secret, evil market! Normal people sometimes talk when shopping and recognize famous person, sometimes, happening to be in same place! NOW! If you don't follow agreement. Or try to weasel out with BS logic. It will be I that hunts you down next. And I won't be as pleasant next time." Marmaduke states flatly before holding out the banjo. As soon as its taken she starts shoo'ing him away. "Now go crazy whatever you are."
When you realize you're doing too much: Signature.
"Did you happen to see where he went when he left?"
Walton Gibson - Human Cleric, Level 1
Marmaduke groans and just slams the door in Banjo Man's face.
When you realize you're doing too much: Signature.
Banjo Man casts false life on himself
7
And rams that door
17
Walton Gibson - Human Cleric, Level 1
Dexterity Saving Throw: 17 if at advantage from hearing the spell being cast past door 21.
(To avoid being knocked down by the door opening)
"Oh you've done it now!"
She flings another set of magical darts: 11.
When you realize you're doing too much: Signature.
"I CAME PREPARED THIS TIME YOU SOULLESS FIEND!"
Banjo Man grabs his banjo and sprints right back out the door and out of the building.
Walton Gibson - Human Cleric, Level 1
Wisdom Saving Throw: 2.
(So... Freaking... Lucky...)
When you realize you're doing too much: Signature.
(Note: false life isn't an offensive spell, so no saving throw required.)
Walton Gibson - Human Cleric, Level 1
(Oh that wasn't about that. That was to decide whether or not she cast expeditious retreat to help run him down.)
Ignoring the now visibly throbbing vein in her forehead, Marmaduke lets out a long, tired breath before making her way up to the bar. "Give me yer strongest, and just... just keep it coming." She sighs again. "Also, who do I talk to about a new door?"
When you realize you're doing too much: Signature.
Keygella will bet the following:
100 gp on Jessica and Winsome winning
300 gp on Jessica dropping Rothander
Keygella lvl 4 fighter arena (3W-1L)
o no that aint good
Better run and hide Banjo man
Banjo Man continues his sprinting session to his office, where he barricades the door with a box, the only thing in there even resembling furniture.
Walton Gibson - Human Cleric, Level 1
(S/N: It wasn't that Marmaduke didn't like the names. I just wanted to make references to other things.)
When you realize you're doing too much: Signature.
Harmond hands Marm a mug of Orcish Ale. "This stuff is pretty strong though I prefer the elvish variety. And about a door, you can talk to the secretary."
Mission success: Banjo Retrieved
The Banjo Man Chronicles part yeet: frog babies eating chocolate pie or You Know I Had To Do It To 'Em
The only witness was a bust. New plan: go talk to that shopkeeper.
But that's a task for another day.
Walton Gibson - Human Cleric, Level 1
"Elven wine? Pah! Those aren't proper drinks.... not 'less you want to go mad for a bit." She takes a curt swig. "And about outsider breaking door? You ban them?"
When you realize you're doing too much: Signature.
Marmaduke, you aren't actually renting a room at The Glory (they don't have rooms to let). If you want a free bed in the Coliseum they're downstairs. If you want to let a room at the inn in town for 2 gold a day, you may. Or I suppose the Coliseum might let a room in the lower levels for the same price, though they'd be smaller and less pleasant.
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Harmond says, "The Coliseum gives free rooms to contestants. I assume that's where you're staying so talk to Truth."
(What!? But Calgin's out there. Nylah loves him.)
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