"Ah well." She sips her pint and slides back onto the table. "I should probably earn the money to pay for my keep."
"Don't you steal from the rich?"
"No, think of it more as uplifting the downtrodden." She pulls off her cloak, revealing loose trousers and a tank top. Onto the table she sets down a crossbow, quiver of bolts, a dagger, a rapier, another dagger and a curious blade formed of a single piece of iron. It has two blades jutting from each end of the handle, curved and wickedly sharp. Both blades are etched with Elvish writing. Then she starts stretching off.
"You.. carry a lot of weapons with you."
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Dag walks over to buy a beer, then stops himself and pulls out a complex distilling system
"If everyone waits for 30 days, I can brew some beer for us."
"My parents said I shouldn't drink until I was twenty one."
"Alcohol tastes horrible. You're not missing out."
"Oh, alright, then!"
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She winks and says, "Sometimes the downtrodders need a little persuading to go away."
*I just like the scenes where characters pull an improbable number of weapons from their person.*
*lego batman*
Nick raises an eyebrow but doesn't comment.
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Jubal finishes stretching and puts down a bowl with a few coppers and silvers in it in front of her. She begins to do a few backflips, front flips, walking on her hands and cartwheeling up onto tables, like a busker trying to get passersby to throw in some coins.
*Because, hey, why not? Money! Chris, should I make an acrobatics check?*
*If Steph can do it, so can I. Chris, does he get any moolah or coins from this? Just more than Steph's character would make me happy.*
Nick has his lute case open for generous donations
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Jubal stops and waves over the pair of them. "I think that if we coordinated my acrobatics and you're dancing along with Nick's lute, we could make more money than we ever would individually. Split the proceeds equally. How's that sounding to you?"
Jubal stops and waves over the pair of them. "I think that if we coordinated my acrobatics and you're dancing along with Nick's lute, we could make more money than we ever would individually. Split the proceeds equally. How's that sounding to you?"
Nick stops playing for a minute. "Are we splitting it threeway?"
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
Jubal stops and waves over the pair of them. "I think that if we coordinated my acrobatics and you're dancing along with Nick's lute, we could make more money than we ever would individually. Split the proceeds equally. How's that sounding to you?"
Nick stops playing for a minute. "Are we splitting it threeway?"
Dag nods.
"The seahorse represents me and my financial interests. so sure."
Jubal stops and waves over the pair of them. "I think that if we coordinated my acrobatics and you're dancing along with Nick's lute, we could make more money than we ever would individually. Split the proceeds equally. How's that sounding to you?"
Nick stops playing for a minute. "Are we splitting it threeway?"
Dag nods.
"The seahorse represents me and my financial interests. so sure."
Jubal find and she starts doing flips and suchlike again, this time around a dancing seahorse.
Nick plays his lute while beatboxing. He spits some bars about seahorses and elves.
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
Jubal stops and waves over the pair of them. "I think that if we coordinated my acrobatics and you're dancing along with Nick's lute, we could make more money than we ever would individually. Split the proceeds equally. How's that sounding to you?"
Nick stops playing for a minute. "Are we splitting it threeway?"
Dag nods.
"The seahorse represents me and my financial interests. so sure."
Jubal find and she starts doing flips and suchlike again, this time around a dancing seahorse.
Nick speaks in her mind. Try breakdancing.
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Dag is giving hand signals to his seahorse for every move
*Ok give me a sec*
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Nick raps, the first part slower the second part faster.
"Syngnathidae, bustin moves like we in y2k, got the fresh moves up on my ride today, Breakin down like a club cliche, it's movin day
Put you on the shelf, Jubal poppin off, Not your average elf, got knives sharp gonna do you right off, Break it down, keep it tight, we aint gonna be here for more than tonight, Riding in on my hella bike, don't even try to fight."
He uses the speaker on his motorcycle for better sound.
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"You.. carry a lot of weapons with you."
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making a smoothie for meta
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Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
"Oh, alright, then!"
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If there was no light, people wouldn't fear the dark.
She winks and says, "Sometimes the downtrodders need a little persuading to go away."
*I just like the scenes where characters pull an improbable number of weapons from their person.*
Chilling kinda vibe.
*lego batman*
Nick raises an eyebrow but doesn't comment.
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
Jubal finishes stretching and puts down a bowl with a few coppers and silvers in it in front of her. She begins to do a few backflips, front flips, walking on her hands and cartwheeling up onto tables, like a busker trying to get passersby to throw in some coins.
*Because, hey, why not? Money! Chris, should I make an acrobatics check?*
Chilling kinda vibe.
*If Steph can do it, so can I. Chris, does he get any moolah or coins from this? Just more than Steph's character would make me happy.*
Nick has his lute case open for generous donations
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
*I call it crowd funding and it's desperate given how much adventurers tend to make.*
Chilling kinda vibe.
The seahorse begins dancing, and places a bowl for donations as well
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Jubal stops and waves over the pair of them. "I think that if we coordinated my acrobatics and you're dancing along with Nick's lute, we could make more money than we ever would individually. Split the proceeds equally. How's that sounding to you?"
Chilling kinda vibe.
Nick stops playing for a minute. "Are we splitting it threeway?"
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
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Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
Dag nods.
"The seahorse represents me and my financial interests. so sure."
N/A
Jubal find and she starts doing flips and suchlike again, this time around a dancing seahorse.
Chilling kinda vibe.
The seahorse busts out some moves.
N/A
Nick plays his lute while beatboxing. He spits some bars about seahorses and elves.
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
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Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
*WRITE THEM OUT!*
Dag is giving hand signals to his seahorse for every move
N/A
Nick speaks in her mind. Try breakdancing.
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
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Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
*Ok give me a sec*
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making a smoothie for meta
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Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
She gives it a shot, mixing in elements of rhythmic gymnastics.
Chilling kinda vibe.
Nick raps, the first part slower the second part faster.
"Syngnathidae, bustin moves like we in y2k,
got the fresh moves up on my ride today,
Breakin down like a club cliche, it's movin day
Put you on the shelf, Jubal poppin off,
Not your average elf, got knives sharp gonna do you right off,
Break it down, keep it tight, we aint gonna be here for more than tonight,
Riding in on my hella bike, don't even try to fight."
He uses the speaker on his motorcycle for better sound.
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
Performance all 3 pls
NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN
Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG
Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science]
Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews!
Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya!
Characters (Outdated)