Super Mario Galaxy Italian Civil War

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Quote from cynophobia_ >>

Misty step 30 ft to get out of the cylinder, run up and smack you a few more times.

Attack: 28 Damage: 20 + 23
Attack: 37 Damage: 20 + 13

Attack: 34 Damage: 16 + 23 make a STR save

 15

 You drop your staff of power again

Feel better soon Cyno

Oppurtunity attack: Luigi uses his final smash

Quote from MoneyLaundering >>

shield spell reaction, murder kids for fun ig.

 Attack: Unable to parse dice roll. Damage: Unable to parse dice roll. + Unable to parse dice roll.

ok so all of cynos last hit didnt happen

Luigis Final Smash lasts: Unable to parse dice roll. Rounds

Turn 1: run away 40 feet, uses twinned eldritch blast and quickened eldritch blast
Attack: Unable to parse dice roll. Unable to parse dice roll.  Damage: Unable to parse dice roll. force Unable to parse dice roll. necrotic.
Attack: Unable to parse dice roll. Unable to parse dice roll.  Damage: Unable to parse dice roll. force Unable to parse dice roll. necrotic.
Attack: Unable to parse dice roll. Unable to parse dice roll.  Damage: Unable to parse dice roll. force Unable to parse dice roll. necrotic.
Attack: Unable to parse dice roll. Unable to parse dice roll.  Damage: Unable to parse dice roll. force Unable to parse dice roll. necrotic.
Attack: Unable to parse dice roll. Unable to parse dice roll.  Damage: Unable to parse dice roll. force Unable to parse dice roll. necrotic.
Attack: Unable to parse dice roll. Unable to parse dice roll.  Damage: Unable to parse dice roll. force Unable to parse dice roll. necrotic.
Attack: Unable to parse dice roll. Unable to parse dice roll.  Damage: Unable to parse dice roll. force Unable to parse dice roll. necrotic.
Attack: Unable to parse dice roll. Unable to parse dice roll.  Damage: Unable to parse dice roll. force Unable to parse dice roll. necrotic.
Attack: Unable to parse dice roll. Unable to parse dice roll.  Damage: Unable to parse dice roll. force Unable to parse dice roll. necrotic.
Attack: Unable to parse dice roll. Unable to parse dice roll.  Damage: Unable to parse dice roll. force Unable to parse dice roll. necrotic.
Attack: Unable to parse dice roll. Unable to parse dice roll.  Damage: Unable to parse dice roll. force Unable to parse dice roll. necrotic.
Attack: Unable to parse dice roll. Unable to parse dice roll.  Damage: Unable to parse dice roll. force Unable to parse dice roll. necrotic.

they are suspended in the air right in front of marios faceass

Quote from MoneyLaundering>>

Turn 1: run away 40 feet, uses twinned eldritch blast and quickened eldritch blast
Attack: 34 32  Damage: 20 force 5 necrotic.
Attack: 20 22  Damage: 17 force 1 necrotic.
Attack: 18 20  Damage: 20 force 6 necrotic.
Attack: 32 17  Damage: 22 force 1 necrotic.
Attack: 26 24  Damage: 22 force 2 necrotic.
Attack: 20 21  Damage: 20 force 4 necrotic.
Attack: 20 25  Damage: 13 force 2 necrotic.
Attack: 28 19  Damage: 18 force 6 necrotic.
Attack: 34 29  Damage: 21 force 1 necrotic.
Attack: 35 29  Damage: 21 force 4 necrotic.
Attack: 24 33  Damage: 19 force 1 necrotic.
Attack: 36 24  Damage: 18 force 6 necrotic.

4 hits

Quote from MoneyLaundering >>

Turn 1: run away 40 feet, uses twinned eldritch blast and quickened eldritch blast
Attack: 34 32  Damage: 20 force 5 necrotic.
Attack: 20 22  Damage: 17 force 1 necrotic.
Attack: 18 20  Damage: 20 force 6 necrotic.
Attack: 32 17  Damage: 22 force 1 necrotic.
Attack: 26 24  Damage: 22 force 2 necrotic.
Attack: 20 21  Damage: 20 force 4 necrotic.
Attack: 20 25  Damage: 13 force 2 necrotic.
Attack: 28 19  Damage: 18 force 6 necrotic.
Attack: 34 29  Damage: 21 force 1 necrotic.
Attack: 35 29  Damage: 21 force 4 necrotic.
Attack: 24 33  Damage: 19 force 1 necrotic.
Attack: 36 24  Damage: 18 force 6 necrotic.

they are suspended in the air right in front of marios faceass

Quote from MoneyLaundering >>

Turn 1: run away 40 feet, uses twinned eldritch blast and quickened eldritch blast
Attack: 34 32  Damage: 20 force 5 necrotic.
Attack: 20 22  Damage: 17 force 1 necrotic.
Attack: 18 20  Damage: 20 force 6 necrotic.
Attack: 32 17  Damage: 22 force 1 necrotic.
Attack: 26 24  Damage: 22 force 2 necrotic.
Attack: 20 21  Damage: 20 force 4 necrotic.
Attack: 20 25  Damage: 13 force 2 necrotic.
Attack: 28 19  Damage: 18 force 6 necrotic.
Attack: 34 29  Damage: 21 force 1 necrotic.
Attack: 35 29  Damage: 21 force 4 necrotic.
Attack: 24 33  Damage: 19 force 1 necrotic.
Attack: 36 24  Damage: 18 force 6 necrotic.

they are suspended in the air right in front of marios faceass

 2 of them crit (hexblade curse), thats an extra ermmm Unable to parse dice roll. necrotic and Unable to parse dice roll. force.

62 damage total

Attack: Unable to parse dice roll. Damage: Unable to parse dice roll. force Unable to parse dice roll.  necrotic
Attack: Unable to parse dice roll. Damage: Unable to parse dice roll. force Unable to parse dice roll.  necrotic
Attack: Unable to parse dice roll. Damage: Unable to parse dice roll. force Unable to parse dice roll.  necrotic
Attack: Unable to parse dice roll. Damage: Unable to parse dice roll. force Unable to parse dice roll.  necrotic
Attack: Unable to parse dice roll. Damage: Unable to parse dice roll. force Unable to parse dice roll.  necrotic
Attack: Unable to parse dice roll. Damage: Unable to parse dice roll. force Unable to parse dice roll.  necrotic
Attack: Unable to parse dice roll. Damage: Unable to parse dice roll. force Unable to parse dice roll.  necrotic
Attack: Unable to parse dice roll. Damage: Unable to parse dice roll. force Unable to parse dice roll.  necrotic
Attack: Unable to parse dice roll. Damage: Unable to parse dice roll. force Unable to parse dice roll.  necrotic
Attack: Unable to parse dice roll. Damage: Unable to parse dice roll. force Unable to parse dice roll.  necrotic
Attack: Unable to parse dice roll. Damage: Unable to parse dice roll. force Unable to parse dice roll.  necrotic
Attack: Unable to parse dice roll. Damage: Unable to parse dice roll. force Unable to parse dice roll.  necrotic

Quote from MoneyLaundering >>

Attack: 35 Damage: 13 force 3  necrotic
Attack: 27 Damage: 14 force 2  necrotic
Attack: 33 Damage: 22 force 3  necrotic
Attack: 35 Damage: 21 force 4  necrotic
Attack: 34 Damage: 17 force 2  necrotic
Attack: 33 Damage: 16 force 6  necrotic
Attack: 24 Damage: 13 force 3  necrotic
Attack: 35 Damage: 21 force 3  necrotic
Attack: 35 Damage: 14 force 2  necrotic
Attack: 32 Damage: 15 force 6  necrotic
Attack: 30 Damage: 19 force 6  necrotic
Attack: 25 Damage: 13 force 6  necrotic

 4 hexblade crits no way. thats uh Unable to parse dice roll. force Unable to parse dice roll. necrotic extra 

lets go again! 
Attack: Unable to parse dice roll. Damage: Unable to parse dice roll. force Unable to parse dice roll. necrotic
Attack: Unable to parse dice roll. Damage: Unable to parse dice roll. force Unable to parse dice roll. necrotic
Attack: Unable to parse dice roll. Damage: Unable to parse dice roll. force Unable to parse dice roll. necrotic
Attack: Unable to parse dice roll. Damage: Unable to parse dice roll. force Unable to parse dice roll. necrotic
Attack: Unable to parse dice roll. Damage: Unable to parse dice roll. force Unable to parse dice roll. necrotic
Attack: Unable to parse dice roll. Damage: Unable to parse dice roll. force Unable to parse dice roll. necrotic
Attack: Unable to parse dice roll. Damage: Unable to parse dice roll. force Unable to parse dice roll. necrotic
Attack: Unable to parse dice roll. Damage: Unable to parse dice roll. force Unable to parse dice roll. necrotic
Attack: Unable to parse dice roll. Damage: Unable to parse dice roll. force Unable to parse dice roll. necrotic
Attack: Unable to parse dice roll. Damage: Unable to parse dice roll. force Unable to parse dice roll. necrotic
Attack: Unable to parse dice roll. Damage: Unable to parse dice roll. force Unable to parse dice roll. necrotic
Attack: Unable to parse dice roll. Damage: Unable to parse dice roll. force Unable to parse dice roll. necrotic

Quote from MoneyLaundering >>

lets go again! 
Attack: 25 Damage: 21 force 3 necrotic
Attack: 27 Damage: 13 force 5 necrotic
Attack: 36 Damage: 25 force 2 necrotic
Attack: 18 Damage: 21 force 4 necrotic
Attack: 32 Damage: 13 force 6 necrotic
Attack: 34 Damage: 22 force 1 necrotic
Attack: 32 Damage: 21 force 3 necrotic
Attack: 34 Damage: 15 force 2 necrotic
Attack: 35 Damage: 17 force 5 necrotic
Attack: 29 Damage: 18 force 5 necrotic
Attack: 33 Damage: 19 force 2 necrotic
Attack: 33 Damage: 21 force 5 necrotic

 1 regular crit thats Unable to parse dice roll. extra necrotic, 1 hexblade crit thats Unable to parse dice roll. force Unable to parse dice roll. necrotic

You get 2 more rounds of that

Luigi moves another 40 feet away, casts heal for 70 hp back, and quickened eldritch blast
Attack: Unable to parse dice roll. Damage: Unable to parse dice roll. + Unable to parse dice roll. necrotic
Attack: Unable to parse dice roll. Damage: Unable to parse dice roll. + Unable to parse dice roll. necrotic
Attack: Unable to parse dice roll. Damage: Unable to parse dice roll. + Unable to parse dice roll. necrotic
Attack: Unable to parse dice roll. Damage: Unable to parse dice roll. + Unable to parse dice roll. necrotic

forgot to add the bonus reroll mb

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Luigi moves another 40 feet away, casts heal for 70 hp back, and quickened eldritch blast
Attack: 2 Damage: 19 + 6 necrotic
Attack: 17 Damage: 16 + 6 necrotic
Attack: 14 Damage: 17 + 3 necrotic
Attack: 13 Damage: 17 + 6 necrotic

 All four miss

One more round

Final turn: luigi moves another 40 feet away and casts mirror images on himself to summon 3 mirror images.  bonus action to quickened eldritch sppam again
Attack: Unable to parse dice roll. Damage: Unable to parse dice roll. force + Unable to parse dice roll. necrotic
Attack: Unable to parse dice roll. Damage: Unable to parse dice roll. force + Unable to parse dice roll. necrotic
Attack: Unable to parse dice roll. Damage: Unable to parse dice roll. force + Unable to parse dice roll. necrotic
Attack: Unable to parse dice roll. Damage: Unable to parse dice roll. force + Unable to parse dice roll. necrotic