"How convenient, my cool informant Steph hadn't given me a good truth for you yet. Okay... I dare you.... To break all minor laws. Nothing a big time archdevil contract needs you to do, I won't infringe on their domain. But let's say the law is to drive at 70mph, you need to go at 80. A sign that says 'stand on the right' means you need to be on the left. That kinda thing."
Leucis stares coldly at Lucifer for a moment. “I.. accept your dare. On one condition… if the minor law is obviously dangerous to break - such as ‘Do not enter this property, armed guards on patrol’ - I am not required to break that rule.” Leucis seems far more agitated by this dare than someone who routinely commits crimes on the job aught to be.
Caiman raises an eyebrow. “That doesn’t seem so bad.”
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"How ya feeling buddy?" Aovin asks, slightly hanging onto him
“I… don’t know.” He says, his voice hollow. “But I’m stronger now. Much stronger.”
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"I uhh...anyways, the wedding attracted some demons and they kind of murdered everyone because my wards failed. "
Zaza starts sweating
Lucifer rests his chin on his hand. "Yeah, tell us more about that."
"....do I have to?"
"There's the dungeons, I guess."
*In which case I get to use my dungeon sequence*
"That would be a yes. So umm...I got married in a demiplane that a friend of mine created, but the friend said there were lots of demons in said demiplane. And I neglected to tell my husband..and I set up wards, but I kind of knew that they wouldn't work, but I had a bad nights sleep. So then the demons came...and..umm...yeah."
"I uhh...anyways, the wedding attracted some demons and they kind of murdered everyone because my wards failed. "
Zaza starts sweating
Lucifer rests his chin on his hand. "Yeah, tell us more about that."
"....do I have to?"
"There's the dungeons, I guess."
*In which case I get to use my dungeon sequence*
"That would be a yes. So umm...I got married in a demiplane that a friend of mine created, but the friend said there were lots of demons in said demiplane. And I neglected to tell my husband..and I set up wards, but I kind of knew that they wouldn't work, but I had a bad nights sleep. So then the demons came...and..umm...yeah."
"That's kinda dark. And weird. Demons and devils shouldn't be separate things, it feels like a silly distinction. What was the friend called?"
"I uhh...anyways, the wedding attracted some demons and they kind of murdered everyone because my wards failed. "
Zaza starts sweating
Lucifer rests his chin on his hand. "Yeah, tell us more about that."
"....do I have to?"
"There's the dungeons, I guess."
*In which case I get to use my dungeon sequence*
"That would be a yes. So umm...I got married in a demiplane that a friend of mine created, but the friend said there were lots of demons in said demiplane. And I neglected to tell my husband..and I set up wards, but I kind of knew that they wouldn't work, but I had a bad nights sleep. So then the demons came...and..umm...yeah."
"That's kinda dark. And weird. Demons and devils shouldn't be separate things, it feels like a silly distinction. What was the friend called?"
"No, the friend who created the demiplane. I guess it's not directly relevant, you don't have to say. I feel like that's enough. Your laziness led to the death of your husband, good enough for me. Now, what boon did you want?" Lucifer scratches the side of his nose, reaching for his Mario Kart game
"No, the friend who created the demiplane. I guess it's not directly relevant, you don't have to say. I feel like that's enough. Your laziness led to the death of your husband, good enough for me. Now, what boon did you want?" Lucifer scratches the side of his nose, reaching for his Mario Kart game
Alloy scrunches their fist, but knows better than to do anything. They're hating being under Lucifer's thumb
"Okay, but if it's borderline - you don't think any armed guards will see you if you're only there for a second - then you still have to break it."
Chilling kinda vibe.
“Agreed.”
I can’t remember what’s supposed to go here.
"Good show."
Hector feels the dare coat him like an oily film. Then Lucifer says, "We have a rule here where nobody is allowed to stand on their head."
Chilling kinda vibe.
Caiman raises an eyebrow. “That doesn’t seem so bad.”
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
“I… don’t know.” He says, his voice hollow. “But I’m stronger now. Much stronger.”
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
"What do you mean?" Aovin asks curiously
"I uhh...anyways, the wedding attracted some demons and they kind of murdered everyone because my wards failed. "
Zaza starts sweating
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Lucifer winks. "For him, petty rules may as well be a love interest."
Chilling kinda vibe.
"Wait, you were married?"
Lucifer rests his chin on his hand. "Yeah, tell us more about that."
Chilling kinda vibe.
"....do I have to?"
N/A
*When with Aedwin he becomes lawful softie*
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"There's the dungeons, I guess."
*In which case I get to use my dungeon sequence*
Chilling kinda vibe.
Alloy will impose themselves in front of Zaza. "They said their truth, Lucifer. Are you a devil of your word?"
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"The whole truth, with all the important details!"
Chilling kinda vibe.
"That would be a yes. So umm...I got married in a demiplane that a friend of mine created, but the friend said there were lots of demons in said demiplane. And I neglected to tell my husband..and I set up wards, but I kind of knew that they wouldn't work, but I had a bad nights sleep. So then the demons came...and..umm...yeah."
N/A
"That's kinda dark. And weird. Demons and devils shouldn't be separate things, it feels like a silly distinction. What was the friend called?"
Chilling kinda vibe.
"He never told me."
N/A
"No, the friend who created the demiplane. I guess it's not directly relevant, you don't have to say. I feel like that's enough. Your laziness led to the death of your husband, good enough for me. Now, what boon did you want?" Lucifer scratches the side of his nose, reaching for his Mario Kart game
Chilling kinda vibe.
Alloy scrunches their fist, but knows better than to do anything. They're hating being under Lucifer's thumb
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