He points to where Margarita was looking. “There. They should pick a name like Deathrow Marauder’s Union or something.”
Margarita nods, "It's definitely scarier! Thanks for doing all this, it means a lot. When you're in corporate as long as I was...."
As you all presumably walk over to the palace guards, brandishing 'Equal Pay, Equal Rights' and 'Same Bones As The Rest Of You' banners, a couple of the skeletons take note. A gnomish skeleton steps forward and behind him towers the bones of a Minotaur who looks around before staring at you travellers in the ground
Margarita looks over for a split second in the opposite direction, at the palace guards but then says, "Well then, shall we get going?"
“Wait. Don’t we need to speak with the palace guards first?” Caiman’s voice is deeper, echoed by his nasty looking crocodilian helmet. He made his way down the stairs, the sound of clanking armor accompanying him. His boots sound like they could crush skulls. And loose steps in staircases.
"We need to speak to Skellybones Worker's Union. I have not the foggiest where they are."
He points to where Margarita was looking. “There. They should pick a name like Deathrow Marauder’s Union or something.”
"Deathrow Maurader's Union? That sounds as ridiculous as the Skellybones Worker's Union."
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He points to where Margarita was looking. “There. They should pick a name like Deathrow Marauder’s Union or something.”
Margarita nods, "It's definitely scarier! Thanks for doing all this, it means a lot. When you're in corporate as long as I was...."
As you all presumably walk over to the palace guards, brandishing 'Equal Pay, Equal Rights' and 'Same Bones As The Rest Of You' banners, a couple of the skeletons take note. A gnomish skeleton steps forward and behind him towers the bones of a Minotaur who looks around before staring at you travellers in the ground
"Hey there friends" aovin smiles, "So, were here to ask that you make your name more intimidating. Will make it more likely for your union to succeed"
"Deathrow Maurader's Union? That sounds as ridiculous as the Skellybones Worker's Union."
Caiman scowls. “I was making a suggestion. If you’ve got a better one, by all means go ahead. If you even have the capacity for a serious thought in your head.”
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"Deathrow Maurader's Union? That sounds as ridiculous as the Skellybones Worker's Union."
Caiman scowls. “I was making a suggestion. If you’ve got a better one, by all means go ahead. If you even have the capacity for a serious thought in your head.”
"They're palace guards, so what about the Infernal Guards' Association, or Infernal Guards' Union? Simple, effective, gets the point across. It's easy to say, easy to abbreviate, and it states exactly who it's for and what it is. The most successful unions have names that keep the superfluous out."
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Darold the Mud Dauber says: _ _ it's still spooky season | )/ ) \\ |//,' it's always spooky season (")(_)---"()=--(\\ \)
"Deathrow Maurader's Union? That sounds as ridiculous as the Skellybones Worker's Union."
Caiman scowls. “I was making a suggestion. If you’ve got a better one, by all means go ahead. If you even have the capacity for a serious thought in your head.”
"They're palace guards, so what about the Infernal Guards' Association, or Infernal Guards' Union? Simple, effective, gets the point across. It's easy to say, easy to abbreviate, and it states exactly who it's for and what it is. The most successful unions have names that keep the superfluous out."
"Deathrow Maurader's Union? That sounds as ridiculous as the Skellybones Worker's Union."
Caiman scowls. “I was making a suggestion. If you’ve got a better one, by all means go ahead. If you even have the capacity for a serious thought in your head.”
"They're palace guards, so what about the Infernal Guards' Association, or Infernal Guards' Union? Simple, effective, gets the point across. It's easy to say, easy to abbreviate, and it states exactly who it's for and what it is. The most successful unions have names that keep the superfluous out."
“I don’t care about Infernal Unions right now, so yes Aris! Great idea! Revolutionary naming! We should get you a gold star sticker!”
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
"Deathrow Maurader's Union? That sounds as ridiculous as the Skellybones Worker's Union."
Caiman scowls. “I was making a suggestion. If you’ve got a better one, by all means go ahead. If you even have the capacity for a serious thought in your head.”
"They're palace guards, so what about the Infernal Guards' Association, or Infernal Guards' Union? Simple, effective, gets the point across. It's easy to say, easy to abbreviate, and it states exactly who it's for and what it is. The most successful unions have names that keep the superfluous out."
"The devils canteen!" Aovin says cheerfully
“That sounds like a nice inn to visit.” Caiman replies genuinely.
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"Deathrow Maurader's Union? That sounds as ridiculous as the Skellybones Worker's Union."
Caiman scowls. “I was making a suggestion. If you’ve got a better one, by all means go ahead. If you even have the capacity for a serious thought in your head.”
"They're palace guards, so what about the Infernal Guards' Association, or Infernal Guards' Union? Simple, effective, gets the point across. It's easy to say, easy to abbreviate, and it states exactly who it's for and what it is. The most successful unions have names that keep the superfluous out."
"The devils canteen!" Aovin says cheerfully
“That sounds like a nice inn to visit.” Caiman replies genuinely.
Alloy shivers. "Sorry, old trauma. A good name might be The Union of Blood, as every guard here shares a bond forged in blood and tears and battle."
"Deathrow Maurader's Union? That sounds as ridiculous as the Skellybones Worker's Union."
Caiman scowls. “I was making a suggestion. If you’ve got a better one, by all means go ahead. If you even have the capacity for a serious thought in your head.”
"They're palace guards, so what about the Infernal Guards' Association, or Infernal Guards' Union? Simple, effective, gets the point across. It's easy to say, easy to abbreviate, and it states exactly who it's for and what it is. The most successful unions have names that keep the superfluous out."
"The devils canteen!" Aovin says cheerfully
“That sounds like a nice inn to visit.” Caiman replies genuinely.
Alloy shivers. "Sorry, old trauma. A good name might be The Union of Blood, as every guard here shares a bond forged in blood and tears and battle."
“Again, I don’t think it matters. We can keep throwing names to them until one sticks.”
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“Well we, as a group, and literally Satan himself have all voted that the name sucks. Pick a new one, a more intimidating one. You’re all denizens of Hell for crying out loud.”
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“Well we, as a group, and literally Satan himself have all voted that the name sucks. Pick a new one, a more intimidating one. You’re all denizens of Hell for crying out loud.”
"Hey! That's rude and I don't value your opinion, metal man! Why should we have a dehumanising name just because of our profession or location?"
"Deathrow Maurader's Union? That sounds as ridiculous as the Skellybones Worker's Union."
Caiman scowls. “I was making a suggestion. If you’ve got a better one, by all means go ahead. If you even have the capacity for a serious thought in your head.”
"They're palace guards, so what about the Infernal Guards' Association, or Infernal Guards' Union? Simple, effective, gets the point across. It's easy to say, easy to abbreviate, and it states exactly who it's for and what it is. The most successful unions have names that keep the superfluous out."
“I don’t care about Infernal Unions right now, so yes Aris! Great idea! Revolutionary naming! We should get you a gold star sticker!”
"Caiman, you have no idea how proud I am of you. You learned how to make a joke!" Aris pats him on the back. "Good for you."
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"Do you actually support workers? Lucifer will kill Margarita if the name does not change."
"The job of a union in practical terms is to represent and fight for its members, not to strive for some abstract ideal towards worker solidarity. If 'Margarita' wants protection they should join their own union and let them represent her. And good luck!"
"Do you actually support workers? Lucifer will kill Margarita if the name does not change."
"The job of a union in practical terms is to represent and fight for its members, not to strive for some abstract ideal towards worker solidarity. If 'Margarita' wants protection they should join their own union and let them represent her. And good luck!"
"You would have Margarita die in exchange for the word "Skellybones". Alright. HEY! EVERYONE! DID YOU HEAR THAT! YOUR LIVES AREN'T EVEN WORTH A SINGLE WORD!"
Margarita nods, "It's definitely scarier! Thanks for doing all this, it means a lot. When you're in corporate as long as I was...."
As you all presumably walk over to the palace guards, brandishing 'Equal Pay, Equal Rights' and 'Same Bones As The Rest Of You' banners, a couple of the skeletons take note. A gnomish skeleton steps forward and behind him towers the bones of a Minotaur who looks around before staring at you travellers in the ground
Chilling kinda vibe.
"Deathrow Maurader's Union? That sounds as ridiculous as the Skellybones Worker's Union."
"Hey there friends" aovin smiles, "So, were here to ask that you make your name more intimidating. Will make it more likely for your union to succeed"
Caiman scowls. “I was making a suggestion. If you’ve got a better one, by all means go ahead. If you even have the capacity for a serious thought in your head.”
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Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
"They're palace guards, so what about the Infernal Guards' Association, or Infernal Guards' Union? Simple, effective, gets the point across. It's easy to say, easy to abbreviate, and it states exactly who it's for and what it is. The most successful unions have names that keep the superfluous out."
"The devils canteen!" Aovin says cheerfully
“I don’t care about Infernal Unions right now, so yes Aris! Great idea! Revolutionary naming! We should get you a gold star sticker!”
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
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Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
“That sounds like a nice inn to visit.” Caiman replies genuinely.
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Alloy shivers. "Sorry, old trauma. A good name might be The Union of Blood, as every guard here shares a bond forged in blood and tears and battle."
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“Again, I don’t think it matters. We can keep throwing names to them until one sticks.”
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The pair bristle at all this. "We happen to like being the Skellybones Workers' Union. We voted on it."
The little one grunts his approval
Chilling kinda vibe.
“Well we, as a group, and literally Satan himself have all voted that the name sucks. Pick a new one, a more intimidating one. You’re all denizens of Hell for crying out loud.”
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Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
"Do you actually support workers? Lucifer will kill Margarita if the name does not change."
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Luz Noceda would like to remind you that you're worth loving!
"Hey! That's rude and I don't value your opinion, metal man! Why should we have a dehumanising name just because of our profession or location?"
Chilling kinda vibe.
"Caiman, you have no idea how proud I am of you. You learned how to make a joke!" Aris pats him on the back. "Good for you."
"Why Skellybones?"
"The job of a union in practical terms is to represent and fight for its members, not to strive for some abstract ideal towards worker solidarity. If 'Margarita' wants protection they should join their own union and let them represent her. And good luck!"
Chilling kinda vibe.
"We're skeletons. We like the name Skellybones, it's great fun. Plus it's really annoying the boss, which is just satisfying."
Chilling kinda vibe.
"You would have Margarita die in exchange for the word "Skellybones". Alright. HEY! EVERYONE! DID YOU HEAR THAT! YOUR LIVES AREN'T EVEN WORTH A SINGLE WORD!"
Frequent Eladrin || They/Them, but accept all pronouns
Luz Noceda would like to remind you that you're worth loving!
The palace guards look around, wondering who this 'margarita' don is and why they're supposed to care
Chilling kinda vibe.