"Excellent! Now, the last time I was attacked by seagulls and pirates at the same time, we lost seven men to scurvy halfway through the fight. Have you had fresh fruit and vegetables recently?"
Khaira glares at them both. "Help us or get below decks. Our lives - all of our lives - are at stake here."
He winks, "Poseidon ain't getting you out of that, but I'll try to help. I have a little experience with pirates."
Akakios curses, but in a family-friendly way. "Why did I have to get stuck on the ship with two idiots?"
He sticks out a hand, sticky from spilled alcohol and sweat. "Cap'n Geoffrey Rush, at yer service. You have the sound of a landlubber to you!"
Akakios gives a respectful nod, but doesn't shake his hand. "I'm a detective, from Meletis. My name's Akakios."
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A large seagull swoops down and snatches up Geoffrey’s hat in a surprising feat of strength. It lets out a harsh caw and returns to the sky, dropping it into the ocean. More seagulls are amassing overhead.
Geoffrey screams, "No!"
Shaking his fist at the bird, he dives into the sea to try and recover his hat
One of the oarsman grabs the back of his tunic in panic. “Hey man, look out! It’s not worth it- look at those waves! Plus those pirate’s’ll get you!”
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"Excellent! Now, the last time I was attacked by seagulls and pirates at the same time, we lost seven men to scurvy halfway through the fight. Have you had fresh fruit and vegetables recently?"
Akakios gives a respectful nod, but doesn't shake his hand. "I'm a detective, from Meletis. My name's Akakios."
"A detective?! Well then, I am most certainly a legal man, I paid fair prices for my travel with definitely genuine coin."
Deception: 9
*Insight: 21.*
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A large seagull swoops down and snatches up Geoffrey’s hat in a surprising feat of strength. It lets out a harsh caw and returns to the sky, dropping it into the ocean. More seagulls are amassing overhead.
Geoffrey screams, "No!"
Shaking his fist at the bird, he dives into the sea to try and recover his hat
One of the oarsman grabs the back of his tunic in panic. “Hey man, look out! It’s not worth it- look at those waves! Plus those pirate’s’ll get you!”
"Nothing is worth more to me than my hat!" He grabs some loose rope and ties it round his waist. "I'm going in, haul me up when I've got my hat, and not before!"
Akakios gives a respectful nod, but doesn't shake his hand. "I'm a detective, from Meletis. My name's Akakios."
"A detective?! Well then, I am most certainly a legal man, I paid fair prices for my travel with definitely genuine coin."
Deception: 9
*Insight: 16.*
"I don't care about liars or cheats. Using counterfeit coins is wrong, but it's not under my jurisdiction. I'm responsible for investigating murders."
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Akakios gives a respectful nod, but doesn't shake his hand. "I'm a detective, from Meletis. My name's Akakios."
"A detective?! Well then, I am most certainly a legal man, I paid fair prices for my travel with definitely genuine coin."
Deception: 9
*First encounter with a police affiliated individual and his first thought is to immediately lie about his taxes*
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
A large seagull swoops down and snatches up Geoffrey’s hat in a surprising feat of strength. It lets out a harsh caw and returns to the sky, dropping it into the ocean. More seagulls are amassing overhead.
Geoffrey screams, "No!"
Shaking his fist at the bird, he dives into the sea to try and recover his hat
One of the oarsman grabs the back of his tunic in panic. “Hey man, look out! It’s not worth it- look at those waves! Plus those pirate’s’ll get you!”
"Nothing is worth more to me than my hat!" He grabs some loose rope and ties it round his waist. "I'm going in, haul me up when I've got my hat, and not before!"
“I-“ he sighs. “Fine! But be fast!” He tightly wraps a rope around Geoffrey’s waist and holds it.
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"I don't care about liars or cheats. Using counterfeit coins is wrong, but it's not under my jurisdiction. I'm responsible for investigating murders."
"Oh, they all deserved it, don't you worry!"
"Who did you kill? Was it in self-defense?"
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“I-“ he sighs. “Fine! But be fast!” He tightly wraps a rope around Geoffrey’s waist and holds it.
Rush dives into the waves and swims towards his hat as fast as possible.
*Swim speed? And make an athletics check, as well as a perception check to find your hat*
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“I-“ he sighs. “Fine! But be fast!” He tightly wraps a rope around Geoffrey’s waist and holds it.
Rush dives into the waves and swims towards his hat as fast as possible.
The seagulls seem to be almost chuckling at this.
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Akakios looks back and forth between them and the pirates. "I don't have time for this right now."
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"Excellent! Now, the last time I was attacked by seagulls and pirates at the same time, we lost seven men to scurvy halfway through the fight. Have you had fresh fruit and vegetables recently?"
Chilling kinda vibe.
Akakios gives a respectful nod, but doesn't shake his hand. "I'm a detective, from Meletis. My name's Akakios."
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If there was no light, people wouldn't fear the dark.
One of the oarsman grabs the back of his tunic in panic. “Hey man, look out! It’s not worth it- look at those waves! Plus those pirate’s’ll get you!”
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
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Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
"A detective?! Well then, I am most certainly a legal man, I paid fair prices for my travel with definitely genuine coin."
Deception: 11
Chilling kinda vibe.
Brontes looks utterly bemused.
I can’t remember what’s supposed to go here.
*Insight: 21.*
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"Nothing is worth more to me than my hat!" He grabs some loose rope and ties it round his waist. "I'm going in, haul me up when I've got my hat, and not before!"
Chilling kinda vibe.
"I don't care about liars or cheats. Using counterfeit coins is wrong, but it's not under my jurisdiction. I'm responsible for investigating murders."
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If there was no light, people wouldn't fear the dark.
Brontes is currently huddled against the side of the ship, breathing fast and looking everywhere at once so fast he might get neck injury.
I can’t remember what’s supposed to go here.
*First encounter with a police affiliated individual and his first thought is to immediately lie about his taxes*
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
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Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
"Oh, they all deserved it, don't you worry!"
Chilling kinda vibe.
*It's the funniest way forward*
Chilling kinda vibe.
“I-“ he sighs. “Fine! But be fast!” He tightly wraps a rope around Geoffrey’s waist and holds it.
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
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Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
"Who did you kill? Was it in self-defense?"
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Rush dives into the waves and swims towards his hat as fast as possible.
Chilling kinda vibe.
"It was entirely justified, thank you very much!"
Chilling kinda vibe.
*Swim speed? And make an athletics check, as well as a perception check to find your hat*
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
The seagulls seem to be almost chuckling at this.
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
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Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
"Yes? Excellent, you should have no problems then!"
Chilling kinda vibe.
Akakios looks back and forth between them and the pirates. "I don't have time for this right now."
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If there was no light, people wouldn't fear the dark.