Kae takes her other pocket knife out and lunges twice at the zombie that's still badgering her. Her first lunge nearly flicks the knife towards Zalos, and the second actually did leave her hand, though she managed to scramble a bit and catch it. "Eep! Normally I'm better with these things..."
Action:Attack zombie 3 with a dagger: Nat 1 to hit Bonus Action: Bonus attack zombie 3 with a dagger: 6 (2 + 4) to hit, 4 piercing damage
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Don't be mean. Rudeness is a vicious cycle, and it has to stop somewhere. Exceptions for things that are funny. Go to the current Competition of the Finest 'Brews! It's a cool place where cool people make cool things.
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Hearing no additional commentary from the mysterious voice, Zalos looked all the more wary while splintering attention between the fight at hand and eyeballing the group's surroundings. That was until eventually the pressing advance of the Zombies once again forced him to start trying to make more room and try puncturing the one's head. "Don't sweat it, Dollface. Just stick'em when ya can, shoulder'm shield first when ya can't." He advises over his shoulder.
Ac: Yklwa at remaining Zombie at Zombie #4. Attack: 6 Damage: 9 nonmagical piercing.
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Curerntly: Player In: Gimmond: Dwarf Fighter-2024 Arena(DM'd by Swiftgale) Lokk: Orc Rogue-Lost Mines of Phandelver: Shattered Obelisk(DM'd By Shieldhero)
Previously:
Player In: Xeno: Simic Hybrid Wizard/Artificer-Coliseum of Conquest: 6W-0L| Total Downs: 1 (Retired) Zalosultuvan: High-Elf "Park" Ranger - Road Trip(DM'd by leapingmountain)
DM In: Lost Mines of Phandelver (Formerly run by Ceekay77) - Completed
Of the three attempts at attacks, Eddie's is the only one that connects. The zombie bursts into flames and falls. Zombie Fortitude: 17
The flames are extinguished by the putrid body fluids that burst from the Zombie. It gets back up.
Out of the woods burst a small thin human male. The light from the electronic torch he is holding glistens off his long matted greasy hair. He is wearing glasses, a dirty white "Bon Jovi" T-shirt, jeans and sneakers. His face is dirty and blemished. "What tha hell is going on?!" he shouts. The zombies stop moving.
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Under his breath, Zalos darkly muttered, "Helm give me strength."He then looks up and with his shield arm waves at the man. "Yo! Evening sir. Safe to say these walking barf bags belong to you?" He calls out while straining to remember the legality of owning/using undead in the region. Although if ultimately he had a say in things, the answer would be a hard 'no'. "Because it seems they've been, like, 'causing all sorts of trouble for folk."
Curerntly: Player In: Gimmond: Dwarf Fighter-2024 Arena(DM'd by Swiftgale) Lokk: Orc Rogue-Lost Mines of Phandelver: Shattered Obelisk(DM'd By Shieldhero)
Previously:
Player In: Xeno: Simic Hybrid Wizard/Artificer-Coliseum of Conquest: 6W-0L| Total Downs: 1 (Retired) Zalosultuvan: High-Elf "Park" Ranger - Road Trip(DM'd by leapingmountain)
DM In: Lost Mines of Phandelver (Formerly run by Ceekay77) - Completed
Kae doesn't really know the first thing about the legality of the situation, but she does know the first thing about keeping brains within their respective skulls. That first thing just so happens to be "not having zombies nearby."
"Yeah, uhm, I mean, we were just minding our business, checking out an area that definitely doesn't signal that it's dangerous or guarded or even owned or anything like that. Then a bunch of zombies pop out and start doing zombie kung-fu on us! I mean, doesn't matter if you've got a permit or whatever, harboring walking corpses that hate life and will attack all people on sight is totally not cool. Especially when you don't have a 'beware of dead people that shamble, sprint, groan, and occasionally consume grey matter' sign out front."
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Don't be mean. Rudeness is a vicious cycle, and it has to stop somewhere. Exceptions for things that are funny. Go to the current Competition of the Finest 'Brews! It's a cool place where cool people make cool things.
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The man stands there, his mouth gaping open as he surveys the seen around you. He then looks up at you. "What are you people doing here?" he asks. You can hear the anger rising in his voice.
Curerntly: Player In: Gimmond: Dwarf Fighter-2024 Arena(DM'd by Swiftgale) Lokk: Orc Rogue-Lost Mines of Phandelver: Shattered Obelisk(DM'd By Shieldhero)
Previously:
Player In: Xeno: Simic Hybrid Wizard/Artificer-Coliseum of Conquest: 6W-0L| Total Downs: 1 (Retired) Zalosultuvan: High-Elf "Park" Ranger - Road Trip(DM'd by leapingmountain)
DM In: Lost Mines of Phandelver (Formerly run by Ceekay77) - Completed
"We're, uh, just here as a favor to somebody who used to live here. Y'know, seeing how the whole place is doing. There were reports of some spooky ghost singing, but I suppose that was an illusion, huh?"
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Don't be mean. Rudeness is a vicious cycle, and it has to stop somewhere. Exceptions for things that are funny. Go to the current Competition of the Finest 'Brews! It's a cool place where cool people make cool things.
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He looks from each of you then back. "You come inta my place, kill my employees," he starts yelling. The pitch of his voice rises a few octaves as he starts to rant. "It will take me months ta find a dead guy ta replace them you destroyed. You MFer's don't know who yer dealing with!"
"Kill 'em boys and take their stuff" this dirty hippy of a man says to his zombies. Initiative order: Zombie 1: 18 Kae: 13 Dirty Hippy: 11 Zal: 10 Eddie: 6 Zombie 2 & 3: 0
Zombie 1 lashes out at Eddie. Hit: 21 Damage, if hits: 3
"Ugh, great. No rest for the weary..." Kae takes two swipes at the zombie that's still badgering her, while glaring at the necromancer that seems to have joined the fight.
Look at what you've done. You spoiled it. You have nobody to blame but yourself. Go sit and think about your actions.
Don't be mean. Rudeness is a vicious cycle, and it has to stop somewhere. Exceptions for things that are funny. Go to the current Competition of the Finest 'Brews! It's a cool place where cool people make cool things.
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Seeing, or at least hearing Eddie fall in seeming response to the gablagook the hippie belts out, Zal lets out a frustrated sigh and say, "Not cool, man! Not. Flipping. Cool! If you think you're gonna get away with this crap, you got another thing coming!" He then shoots Kae a look over his shoulder. "Sorry, dollface. But shit for brains over there needs dealing with 'fore he slings more spells. Get to Eddie if you can, and you guys scram! Or better yet, take off altogether. Let -them- know."He declares, and provided he could rush the man's position at the price of risking a few swipes from the undead throng gathered about, he'd do so. Otherwise, he'd double down on trying to finish off the zombie Eddie assaulted before moving all the same for the mage's position.
Ma: Using full 30ft to get into melee with the wizard if possible. Ac: Hippie Guy. Attack: 17 Damage: 6 nonmagical piercing from both weapon and favored Foe.
If not otherwise able to get in melee with hippie guy, he'll trying to finish zombie3 before moving as close as he can to the hippie, again risking any Attack of opportunities along the way.
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Curerntly: Player In: Gimmond: Dwarf Fighter-2024 Arena(DM'd by Swiftgale) Lokk: Orc Rogue-Lost Mines of Phandelver: Shattered Obelisk(DM'd By Shieldhero)
Previously:
Player In: Xeno: Simic Hybrid Wizard/Artificer-Coliseum of Conquest: 6W-0L| Total Downs: 1 (Retired) Zalosultuvan: High-Elf "Park" Ranger - Road Trip(DM'd by leapingmountain)
DM In: Lost Mines of Phandelver (Formerly run by Ceekay77) - Completed
Kae takes her other pocket knife out and lunges twice at the zombie that's still badgering her. Her first lunge nearly flicks the knife towards Zalos, and the second actually did leave her hand, though she managed to scramble a bit and catch it. "Eep! Normally I'm better with these things..."
Look at what you've done. You spoiled it. You have nobody to blame but yourself. Go sit and think about your actions.
Don't be mean. Rudeness is a vicious cycle, and it has to stop somewhere. Exceptions for things that are funny.
Go to the current Competition of the Finest 'Brews! It's a cool place where cool people make cool things.
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Hearing no additional commentary from the mysterious voice, Zalos looked all the more wary while splintering attention between the fight at hand and eyeballing the group's surroundings. That was until eventually the pressing advance of the Zombies once again forced him to start trying to make more room and try puncturing the one's head. "Don't sweat it, Dollface. Just stick'em when ya can, shoulder'm shield first when ya can't." He advises over his shoulder.
Curerntly:
Player In:
Gimmond: Dwarf Fighter-2024 Arena(DM'd by Swiftgale)
Lokk: Orc Rogue-Lost Mines of Phandelver: Shattered Obelisk(DM'd By Shieldhero)
Previously:
Player In:
Xeno: Simic Hybrid Wizard/Artificer-Coliseum of Conquest: 6W-0L| Total Downs: 1 (Retired)
Zalosultuvan: High-Elf "Park" Ranger - Road Trip(DM'd by leapingmountain)
DM In:
Lost Mines of Phandelver (Formerly run by Ceekay77) - Completed
"No stress Kae Kae, hitting these things seem to be about the only thing I'm good at, so here goes nothing"
Action: Eddie yells "Go flame Go" but nothing happens to his sword and he attacks Zombie 3. To hit: 18, Damage: 10 (sneak attack:4).
Of the three attempts at attacks, Eddie's is the only one that connects.
The zombie bursts into flames and falls.
Zombie Fortitude: 17
The flames are extinguished by the putrid body fluids that burst from the Zombie.
It gets back up.
Out of the woods burst a small thin human male. The light from the electronic torch he is holding glistens off his long matted greasy hair. He is wearing glasses, a dirty white "Bon Jovi" T-shirt, jeans and sneakers. His face is dirty and blemished.
"What tha hell is going on?!" he shouts.
The zombies stop moving.
Under his breath, Zalos darkly muttered, "Helm give me strength." He then looks up and with his shield arm waves at the man. "Yo! Evening sir. Safe to say these walking barf bags belong to you?" He calls out while straining to remember the legality of owning/using undead in the region. Although if ultimately he had a say in things, the answer would be a hard 'no'. "Because it seems they've been, like, 'causing all sorts of trouble for folk."
Curerntly:
Player In:
Gimmond: Dwarf Fighter-2024 Arena(DM'd by Swiftgale)
Lokk: Orc Rogue-Lost Mines of Phandelver: Shattered Obelisk(DM'd By Shieldhero)
Previously:
Player In:
Xeno: Simic Hybrid Wizard/Artificer-Coliseum of Conquest: 6W-0L| Total Downs: 1 (Retired)
Zalosultuvan: High-Elf "Park" Ranger - Road Trip(DM'd by leapingmountain)
DM In:
Lost Mines of Phandelver (Formerly run by Ceekay77) - Completed
Kae doesn't really know the first thing about the legality of the situation, but she does know the first thing about keeping brains within their respective skulls. That first thing just so happens to be "not having zombies nearby."
"Yeah, uhm, I mean, we were just minding our business, checking out an area that definitely doesn't signal that it's dangerous or guarded or even owned or anything like that. Then a bunch of zombies pop out and start doing zombie kung-fu on us! I mean, doesn't matter if you've got a permit or whatever, harboring walking corpses that hate life and will attack all people on sight is totally not cool. Especially when you don't have a 'beware of dead people that shamble, sprint, groan, and occasionally consume grey matter' sign out front."
Look at what you've done. You spoiled it. You have nobody to blame but yourself. Go sit and think about your actions.
Don't be mean. Rudeness is a vicious cycle, and it has to stop somewhere. Exceptions for things that are funny.
Go to the current Competition of the Finest 'Brews! It's a cool place where cool people make cool things.
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The man stands there, his mouth gaping open as he surveys the seen around you.
He then looks up at you.
"What are you people doing here?" he asks. You can hear the anger rising in his voice.
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Everyone give me a Perception Roll, please.
Curerntly:
Player In:
Gimmond: Dwarf Fighter-2024 Arena(DM'd by Swiftgale)
Lokk: Orc Rogue-Lost Mines of Phandelver: Shattered Obelisk(DM'd By Shieldhero)
Previously:
Player In:
Xeno: Simic Hybrid Wizard/Artificer-Coliseum of Conquest: 6W-0L| Total Downs: 1 (Retired)
Zalosultuvan: High-Elf "Park" Ranger - Road Trip(DM'd by leapingmountain)
DM In:
Lost Mines of Phandelver (Formerly run by Ceekay77) - Completed
"We're, uh, just here as a favor to somebody who used to live here. Y'know, seeing how the whole place is doing. There were reports of some spooky ghost singing, but I suppose that was an illusion, huh?"
Look at what you've done. You spoiled it. You have nobody to blame but yourself. Go sit and think about your actions.
Don't be mean. Rudeness is a vicious cycle, and it has to stop somewhere. Exceptions for things that are funny.
Go to the current Competition of the Finest 'Brews! It's a cool place where cool people make cool things.
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He looks from each of you then back.
"You come inta my place, kill my employees," he starts yelling. The pitch of his voice rises a few octaves as he starts to rant. "It will take me months ta find a dead guy ta replace them you destroyed. You MFer's don't know who yer dealing with!"
His initiative: 11
"Kill 'em boys and take their stuff" this dirty hippy of a man says to his zombies.
Initiative order:
Zombie 1: 18
Kae: 13
Dirty Hippy: 11
Zal: 10
Eddie: 6
Zombie 2 & 3: 0
Zombie 1 lashes out at Eddie.
Hit: 21
Damage, if hits: 3
Zombie 1 connects and Eddie takes 3 h.p. of damage.
Kae is up!
"Ugh, great. No rest for the weary..." Kae takes two swipes at the zombie that's still badgering her, while glaring at the necromancer that seems to have joined the fight.
Look at what you've done. You spoiled it. You have nobody to blame but yourself. Go sit and think about your actions.
Don't be mean. Rudeness is a vicious cycle, and it has to stop somewhere. Exceptions for things that are funny.
Go to the current Competition of the Finest 'Brews! It's a cool place where cool people make cool things.
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Kae takes 2 swipes at the nearest zombie. She connecting both times but both seemed to be glancing blows.
The Necromancer pulls something from his pocket and throws it into the air while yelling out "Nap Time!".
Sleep Effect: 30
Eddie feels the uncontrollable urge to fall asleep and does so.
Zal may act!
Seeing, or at least hearing Eddie fall in seeming response to the gablagook the hippie belts out, Zal lets out a frustrated sigh and say, "Not cool, man! Not. Flipping. Cool! If you think you're gonna get away with this crap, you got another thing coming!" He then shoots Kae a look over his shoulder. "Sorry, dollface. But shit for brains over there needs dealing with 'fore he slings more spells. Get to Eddie if you can, and you guys scram! Or better yet, take off altogether. Let -them- know." He declares, and provided he could rush the man's position at the price of risking a few swipes from the undead throng gathered about, he'd do so. Otherwise, he'd double down on trying to finish off the zombie Eddie assaulted before moving all the same for the mage's position.
Curerntly:
Player In:
Gimmond: Dwarf Fighter-2024 Arena(DM'd by Swiftgale)
Lokk: Orc Rogue-Lost Mines of Phandelver: Shattered Obelisk(DM'd By Shieldhero)
Previously:
Player In:
Xeno: Simic Hybrid Wizard/Artificer-Coliseum of Conquest: 6W-0L| Total Downs: 1 (Retired)
Zalosultuvan: High-Elf "Park" Ranger - Road Trip(DM'd by leapingmountain)
DM In:
Lost Mines of Phandelver (Formerly run by Ceekay77) - Completed
Zal rushes forward and strikes the Hippy Mage. Though his attack connected it didn't do much damage.
Zombie 3 & 4 attack Zal:
Zombie 3: 6
Damage, if hits: 5
Zombie 4: 22
Damage, if hits: 4
Both attacks miss:
Top of the Combat Round:
Zombie 2 attacks Kae: 10
Damage, if hits: 7
The zombie hits Kae hard but she remains on her feet.
Kae may act!