Lucius notices the bandit refer to Ollanius as brother and questions to himself, why would he call him that? Making a mental note of that before swept back into the chaos.
Lucius tries to finish off the Bandit tormented with laughter on the floor. He casts eldritch blast at the bandit:
Attack: 22 Damage: 11
Then to finish him off he moves next to the bandit he draws his short sword and attacks the bandit with his bonus action:
Brand smiles at Ollanius and claps his hands as he sits to count out the gold. He chucks the earrings into his backpack to sell and distribute later. Remembering a song the priests used to sing when training in the summer in full gear, he alters it slightly and begins singing softly to himself as he counts.
"Two plus two is four minus one that's three quick maths, Everyday man's in the cave, smoke bandits. See that girl in the robe, that girl is a Wizzy. When the spell went pew pew pew, you man be fallin. Hold tight, Olly, My brudda. He's got the clubby, big thing. Hold tight, Lulu. He's got the eldie boltz. We trap trap trap on the letter. Movin' that wheaties, Grain krispies....I tell bandits evil not hot, I tell bandits evil not hot. I tell them Repent your sins and they tell me priest evil is hot....Our weapons go woosh, pop pop, ka ka ka, skidi ki pop pop and a pu pu brr booom, ski ya, pew pew schwing schwing schwing, poom poom and they regret their sins in death... "
As Brand sings his butchered song, he splits up the money using his quick math and some weirdness that makes some higher denominations of coins change to lower denominations. A trade secret of alms collectors. Brand then hands out the evenly split money.
"Here you all go"
Brand hands each member of the party 3x GP, 7x EP, 13x SP, 26x CP.
Brand then takes all the weapons and gear from the bandits and tosses them in his pack.
"Let's short rest before moving on, there is another path on this side of the bridge before we head to the bandit leader"
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Brand puts on his Red Cape and tosses the 4 short swords in his backpack for sale later.
"Tithes for our hard work."
Brand then grabs a chair and walks out the room and sits in front the Nothic who has killed the fleeing bandit.
"So, you got one fresh to rot and 3 more in the room behind me. Follow us and help us deal with the rest and you will have enough fresh to rot for a long time."
Brand sees the nothic's eye flit from side to side and it's scaly forehead seems to furrow as if deep in thought. He hears in his head...
"So much fresssssh fressssssh flessssssh. Warm, cooling, ssssssspoiling. Tempting tempting. If not here, sssssome may take the magic in the pit before I can get to it"
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The laughter turns more pained as the ice crackles along Bandit C's chest
The flail bites into Bandit B's shoulder. His knees buckle and he falls to the ground, bleeding and barely conscious
Ol frustrated at the stupidity of the 4 bandits takes out his rage on the final one standing (D).
To hit
8
Damage
12
Shrugging off the pain of combat Second Wind
11
The cowering bandit manages to avoid the blow
Wis save 5
Bandit C can't get his laughter under control and is still rolling on the floor
Bandit D puts his hands up to Ollanius
"Brother, I don't want any part in this. Please just let me take my winnings and go"
Lucius notices the bandit refer to Ollanius as brother and questions to himself, why would he call him that? Making a mental note of that before swept back into the chaos.
Lucius tries to finish off the Bandit tormented with laughter on the floor. He casts eldritch blast at the bandit:
Attack: 22 Damage: 11
Then to finish him off he moves next to the bandit he draws his short sword and attacks the bandit with his bonus action:
Attack: 15 Damage: 1
The eldritch blast punches into the chest of the incapacitated Redbrands, stopping his heart with the force of the hit. His laughter stops instantly.
Bandit B receives an icy blast from Val’s staff
Cantrip Ray of Frost
6
Damage
5
Emily speller
Brand looks at Val as the Ray of Frost hits the floor next to him.
"Careful!"
Kicks Bandit B in the neck to end his misery.
Unarmed Strike
Attack 23 Damage 2
“You DARE call me BROTHER! THE LIKES OF YOU HAVE NO HONOUR!”
Infuriated Ol overhead swings the spiked club of Klarg down on the simpering bandit.
To hit
17
Damage
13
Bandit B's neck snaps from the force of Brand's kick as he is semi-conscious and unable to brace for it
Ollanius' club connects with Bandit D's outstretched arm. The spikes bite into his flesh and his arm falls limp to his side
Bandit D disengages and runs out past Ollanius and Lucius, hauling open the door with his working arm.
A few seconds after he goes out the door, you all hear a quickly muffled scream and all goes silent
The total amounts to 75 cp, 55 sp, 22 ep, 15 gp, and the gold earring set with a tiny ruby is worth 30 gp
Ol collects a red cape for each of his companions. Hands the loot to Brand.
‘divide this up and let us leave this space. I believe our friend wishes to assist in cleaning up this room’
he walks to the exit
‘I believe we should gamble on skeletons’
Brand smiles at Ollanius and claps his hands as he sits to count out the gold. He chucks the earrings into his backpack to sell and distribute later. Remembering a song the priests used to sing when training in the summer in full gear, he alters it slightly and begins singing softly to himself as he counts.
"Two plus two is four minus one that's three quick maths, Everyday man's in the cave, smoke bandits. See that girl in the robe, that girl is a Wizzy. When the spell went pew pew pew, you man be fallin. Hold tight, Olly, My brudda. He's got the clubby, big thing. Hold tight, Lulu. He's got the eldie boltz. We trap trap trap on the letter. Movin' that wheaties, Grain krispies....I tell bandits evil not hot, I tell bandits evil not hot. I tell them Repent your sins and they tell me priest evil is hot....Our weapons go woosh, pop pop, ka ka ka, skidi ki pop pop and a pu pu brr booom, ski ya, pew pew schwing schwing schwing, poom poom and they regret their sins in death... "
As Brand sings his butchered song, he splits up the money using his quick math and some weirdness that makes some higher denominations of coins change to lower denominations. A trade secret of alms collectors. Brand then hands out the evenly split money.
"Here you all go"
Brand hands each member of the party 3x GP, 7x EP, 13x SP, 26x CP.
Brand then takes all the weapons and gear from the bandits and tosses them in his pack.
"Let's short rest before moving on, there is another path on this side of the bridge before we head to the bandit leader"
Brand puts on his Red Cape and tosses the 4 short swords in his backpack for sale later.
"Tithes for our hard work."
Brand then grabs a chair and walks out the room and sits in front the Nothic who has killed the fleeing bandit.
"So, you got one fresh to rot and 3 more in the room behind me. Follow us and help us deal with the rest and you will have enough fresh to rot for a long time."
Persuasion check 8
Brand sees the nothic's eye flit from side to side and it's scaly forehead seems to furrow as if deep in thought. He hears in his head...
"So much fresssssh fressssssh flessssssh. Warm, cooling, ssssssspoiling. Tempting tempting. If not here, sssssome may take the magic in the pit before I can get to it"