*circle could we maybe idk let me have a half goat spirit or something? Cause at this rate I feel a goat dragon spirit would be the funniest combo ever*
I ask the chef for one 10 - piece Chicken McNugget and a Big Mac.
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I'm just your everyday dungeon master. Ignore that jar full of souls. And those bones in the corner are just props, don't worry. I'm definitely NOT a lich. Definitely.
Yes, I like beholders. Yes, I curated an exquisite personality for commoner #2864. Yes, my catchphrase is "are you sure?"
I ask the chef for one 10 - piece Chicken McNugget and a Big Mac.
*also what kinda breakfast is that?*
"Sorry, I meant a chicken McMuffin" I say as soon as they finish cooking my nuggets.
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I'm just your everyday dungeon master. Ignore that jar full of souls. And those bones in the corner are just props, don't worry. I'm definitely NOT a lich. Definitely.
Yes, I like beholders. Yes, I curated an exquisite personality for commoner #2864. Yes, my catchphrase is "are you sure?"
I look at the sad remains of the boy who ate enough food to starve New York. I say to him: “Why on earth did you eat 50 pounds of Bacon and Eggs?!? You could’ve just eaten what was needed.”
The Chef comes into the room with a displeased look on his face, he then says: “Who ate my supply of Bacon in the back?” Eyes turn to Relon.
I look at the sad remains of the boy who ate enough food to starve New York. I say to him: “Why on earth did you eat 50 pounds of Bacon and Eggs?!? You could’ve just eaten what was needed.”
The Chef comes into the room with a displeased look on his face, he then says: “Who ate my supply of Bacon in the back?” Eyes turn to Relon.
I’d give the chef a sheepish grin and would say “ it was good bacon I couldn’t resist such a fine delicacy”
I glare at Relon, I also apologize to the chef about his supply of bacon. He then kindly asked us to leave his establishment and to never come back. I glare at Relon as the chef was talking.
I glare at Relon, I also apologize to the chef about his supply of bacon. He then kindly asked us to leave his establishment and to never come back. I glare at Relon as the chef was talking.
I’d begin shoveling food from the first wheelbarrow down my throat
Steadily going through one wheel barrow after another until all were gone. In about 10 mins
*circle could we maybe idk let me have a half goat spirit or something? Cause at this rate I feel a goat dragon spirit would be the funniest combo ever*
*well back to eating a return’s out of business *
I ask the chef for one 10 - piece Chicken McNugget and a Big Mac.
I'm just your everyday dungeon master. Ignore that jar full of souls. And those bones in the corner are just props, don't worry. I'm definitely NOT a lich. Definitely.
Yes, I like beholders. Yes, I curated an exquisite personality for commoner #2864. Yes, my catchphrase is "are you sure?"
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*ur just gonna ignore the food massacre 😂 *
*also what kinda breakfast is that?*
"Sorry, I meant a chicken McMuffin" I say as soon as they finish cooking my nuggets.
I'm just your everyday dungeon master. Ignore that jar full of souls. And those bones in the corner are just props, don't worry. I'm definitely NOT a lich. Definitely.
Yes, I like beholders. Yes, I curated an exquisite personality for commoner #2864. Yes, my catchphrase is "are you sure?"
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I’d sigh with pleasure after eating “ wonder what’s gonna be for brunch”
I look at the sad remains of the boy who ate enough food to starve New York. I say to him: “Why on earth did you eat 50 pounds of Bacon and Eggs?!? You could’ve just eaten what was needed.”
The Chef comes into the room with a displeased look on his face, he then says: “Who ate my supply of Bacon in the back?” Eyes turn to Relon.
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I’d give the chef a sheepish grin and would say “ it was good bacon I couldn’t resist such a fine delicacy”
I glare at Relon, I also apologize to the chef about his supply of bacon. He then kindly asked us to leave his establishment and to never come back. I glare at Relon as the chef was talking.
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I’d also add for the bunny boy “that was my minimum. Now if worse comes to worse I can survive off body fat alone for about a day or two”
I respond to Relon: “So you are a Goat/Dragon/Bear hybrid now? Plus, have you looked at me? I am a girl”
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*where did u get bear from?*
*cause most animals can go a few days without food*
* wait ur character is a girl?!?*
“ hehe whoops “
*(alright now I really gotta know who alls characters are what gender? That way I use the correct pronouns)*
*My character sheet is in my signature.*
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