I'm a nerd who likes to read, build Gundam model kits, and play Minecraft.
I don't know what else to put here so here are all the threads I'm a part of:
CHB The cult of Jeff Vinstreb School for the Gifted (unfortunately dead) The Dragonclub (mostly dead) I CAST Feed the Mimic The Absolutely Anything Thread
Eyes: Left is Green and right is Hazel (I have heterochromia)
Skills: I’m an artist, Writing short stories, video gaming.
Hobbies: Fursuiting (I have a Full working Protogen Toshi fursuit, although i need to fix the visor) Drawing, reading, videogaming, role playing, D&D, Dungeon Mastering, and writing.
I have R.A.D (Reactive attachment disorder). I also have separation anxiety really bad. Usually when I have a good conversation with someone, a connection is made. Then when away, it causes stress and anxiety.
I'm just your everyday dungeon master. Ignore that jar full of souls. And those bones in the corner are just props, don't worry. I'm definitely NOT a lich. Definitely.
Yes, I like beholders. Yes, I curated an exquisite personality for commoner #2864. Yes, my catchphrase is "are you sure?"
Afternoon, lad! I'm just a silly little guy that's too smart for my own good. The tomato analogy is great for helping starters. I despise people who swear for the sake of it. I'm a lover, not a fighter. I love the Dover Demon! So easy to draw! And he's here with me in New England. I love cryptids, but have a particular fondness for the Dover Demon. I'm great at listening to people rant, and love to listen to them rant. I love propaganda. By that I mean I love the visuals and aesthetic. Lempdinger, God of humor, is a little rat that speaks in riddles and dad jokes I made.
How to speak Goobish, my language I invented.
ifmmp = hello
a in English = b in Goobish
b in English = c in Goobish
c in English = d in Goobish
and so on!
except, z in English = a in Goobish
funnily enough, I hate to decipher my own language.
I've been called aromantic, and I like to think of myself as mostly straight, and I have a thing for tomboys, the Pilsbury doughboy, Bilbo baggins, and Hannibal lecter
everyone meet my first son, Goober the eighth
don't ask who the mother is. now here's meet Hjandal the one-seeing, my second son
“No doubt I’ll tire of this eventually, but for now… I am content.” -Murtagh
if you're reading this, you either followed the link because you are a nice person who cares about others, or you are a weird freak like me who read the extended signature thread. if you're the first group, thank you for your wonderful contribution to this world! keep it up! if you're the second group, why the actual f**k? why would you read the thread for people to post their signatures on??? I just have nowords.
"all hail SnuggleMurder!" (ask me about it) PRAISE BOB! (ask me about it) PRAISE JEFF! (ask me about it)
u can call me Foalin, Fay, Fayalin ᛋᚢᛗᚨᚱᛒᚱᚨᚾᛏᛖᚱ(Elder Futhark runes. it means Sumarbrandr), That Idiot Over There, or just make up a nickname btw, if I'm being annoying and just generally a nuisance, or If you just don't like me, please tell me. I would rather know I'm not liked than have someone pretend to like me
this is the title conferred upon me by Golden_Axolotl_Dragon: That Lovely Little Fox Who Dances In The Nine Hells(click it) y'all are amazing people, keep it up, I love you all, and have a wonderful day/night/inter-dimensional, primordial, all-encompassing, never-ending darkness, and if you are reading this at 3:00 in the morning, go to sleep. you need it.
if you read this, PM me "Pro-Neo-Contra-Re-Anti-Trans-Inter-Sub-Intra-Circum-Pre-Auto-Over-Ex-Anti-Dis-Establishmentarianistical" Also PM me the word avacado
"It's getting out of view Give me the window next to you I'll make a coffee from The notes that you leave around the room I'll pour for two Then rinse it off me like The shadow of an undiscovered moon From miles away, that's getting closer every day It's getting out of view We'll clear the room We'll clear the room Punching all the lights out Life got me so stressed out Nobody wants to talk to me I want to talk to you Punching all the lights out Life got me so stressed out Nobody wants to talk to me I want to talk to you It's getting out of view Give me the window next to you We'll grow a garden with The notes that you hum without a tune I'll sing it too Then cast it off me like The vowels of an anagraphic doom I read before but I am certain to ignore It's getting out of view We'll see it through We'll see it through Punching all the lights out Life got me so stressed out Nobody wants to talk to me I want to talk to you Punching all the lights out Life got me so stressed out Nobody wants to talk to me I want to talk to you I want to talk to you Punching all the lights out Life got me so stressed out Nobody wants to talk to me I want to talk to you Punching all the lights out Life got me so stressed out Nobody wants to talk to me I want to talk to you I want to talk to you"
pronouns: ungrateful call me Fay “No doubt I’ll tire of this eventually, but for now… I am content.” -Murtagh "When Jenny says she's seen it all, she means from here to down the hall, and she is right in her own way. But I'm runnin', I'm runnin', I'm runnin' out of string, and I ruin, and I ruin, and I ruin everything.
fun fact, I got this name from my 2nd dnd character.
I'm mostly dm, who is a player some times. I have the eye of vecna, and can body swap with a leviathan at will, but it gets control of my body so… yeah.
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i am a god who is trapped in a cartoon, with saws for hands (and feet)!! active on I CAST....! and Jeff the Evil Roomba Cult, as well as planning to make my own cult.
Whoooo! I'm Tara, a short little chaos gremlin of a gay furry! I'm NB, any pronouns, like random chaos, and love arthropods. I looove wooly bears, and jumpers! I am your resident weird sometimes funny random side character that I hope you enjoy!
I swordfight (I HATE SNAP CUTS OH MY GOD WHO MADE THEM AGHHHH!H!>!?!?!?!?!?!), can do archery, and can get a non moving bull's-eye from like 20 feet away (IK I'm bad at it), and I need to learn how to axe throw. I climb, and yeah.
I'm Canadian, so yes I will complain about freezing and burning a lot.
I am a chaos gremlin.
I am a nerd (a gay nerd who's a furry that plays dnd?! *gasp*) and my meds are wearing off as I write this. I think you could tell. My favorite subjects are biology, english, french, and smth else I forget :D
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Proud owner of the Cult of Cults! MR SIR SNUGGLEMURDER IS OUR LORD!
Proud owner of that one old very dead very small rp threads about bugs! (Arthropleura)
Let's make a deal... You give me a title, and I shall be happy. And like... do smth... idk... why would I know?
As of now, my grand titles remain The Rainbow Cultist, The One Who Comes Back For a Little Snacc, and a plenty more. Shamefully, I got some in 2024, and since then, my memory has closed a door.
Whoooo! I'm Tara, a short little chaos gremlin of a gay furry! I'm NB, any pronouns, like random chaos, and love arthropods. I looove wooly bears, and jumpers! I am your resident weird sometimes funny random side character that I hope you enjoy!
I swordfight (I HATE SNAP CUTS OH MY GOD WHO MADE THEM AGHHHH!H!>!?!?!?!?!?!), can do archery, and can get a non moving bull's-eye from like 20 feet away (IK I'm bad at it), and I need to learn how to axe throw. I climb, and yeah.
I'm Canadian, so yes I will complain about freezing and burning a lot.
I am a chaos gremlin.
I am a nerd (a gay nerd who's a furry that plays dnd?! *gasp*) and my meds are wearing off as I write this. I think you could tell. My favorite subjects are biology, english, french, and smth else I forget :D
“No doubt I’ll tire of this eventually, but for now… I am content.” -Murtagh
if you're reading this, you either followed the link because you are a nice person who cares about others, or you are a weird freak like me who read the extended signature thread. if you're the first group, thank you for your wonderful contribution to this world! keep it up! if you're the second group, why the actual f**k? why would you read the thread for people to post their signatures on??? I just have nowords.
I'm a 14 yr oldcisgender male(possibly genderfluid or genderflux) , pronouns he/him/she/her/any(but you can call me basically anything, including "stupid")
I may be a combination of these things: aromantic,asexual, abrosexual, abroromantic, demisexual, demiromantic, cupioromantic, cupiosexual, akoiromantic, akoisexual, nebulasexual, nebularomantic
"all hail SnuggleMurder!" (ask me about it) PRAISE BOB! (ask me about it) PRAISE JEFF! (ask me about it)
im also a wannabe femboy, but that's besides the point, and I don't have any fem clothes and I cant do makeup so womp womp to me ig, don't tell anyone or make fun of me pls, I'm very insecure. in fact, please don't tease me or make fun of me AT ALL. I'm depressed, hate myself, hurt myself, generally feel like shit on a daily basis, and I do NOT feel guilt, remorse, or pity(or empathy/sympathy)
this is a thingy about me. I wrote it for Khan Academy(hint: click it) u can call me Foalin, Zabbaddee, Fay, ᛋᚢᛗᚨᚱᛒᚱᚨᚾᛏᛖᚱ(Elder Futhark runes. it means Sumarbrandr), That Idiot Over There, or just make up a nickname btw, if I'm being annoying and just generally a nuisance, or If you just don't like me, please tell me. I would rather know I'm not liked than have someone pretend to like me
y'all are amazing people, keep it up, I love you all, and have a wonderful day/night/inter-dimensional, primordial, all-encompassing, never-ending darkness, and if you are reading this at 3:00 in the morning, go to sleep. you need it.
i am a knight of craftmancy and fancy folkith of the inland pirate kingdom
huge fan of making characters and have been playing dnd for about a year and a half now, as well as planning a campaign for the summer, so if you have any ideas to help (as this is my first time DMing), PM me! also like reading, drawing, and playing video games. Chaos is my middle name, and fun is my game. if im being rude or annoying, feel free to let me know, as i dont exactly think before talking (or writing)
Hi! If you are reading this, you are a very nice person. I hope. For those who haven’t met me before, you can call me LinkArcher or just Link (which is not my real name). I use he/they pronouns.
I am a relative newbie to DDB, but not 5e. I’ve been playing for 5 years and DMing for 4 of those.
I have created a couple threads, but nothing too major. I mostly stick to Adohand’s, the DM threads, Forum games, and a couple others.
My threads:
- Cult of the Kimiko. Status: Dying, if not already dead.
- Cult Battle Royale. Status: Fading, but may someday be revived.
- Cult Battle Royale 2.0. Status: Faded into obscurity.
- Hogwarts Everlasting. Status: Meh. Not as active as I’d hoped.
- The World Dungeon. Status: A few fans, but nothing major
- Count as High as you can Before LinkArcher Posts! Status: Moderately active.
- What If? - Serious Scientific Answers to Absurd Hypothetical Questions. Status: Has some interest, moving slowly but steadily.
I am a Ravenclaw, a child of Athena, a bookworm, a nerd, a Lego fanatic, a rock climber, and a traveller.
If you wanna talk with me about something, please send me a PM. I’m open for roleplay, mock fights, or just chatting about mythology.
I’ve read Dragon Pearl, Percy Jackson, 39 Clues, City Spies, and more front to back more times than I can count. I can code semi-decently.
I love all sorts of furry, cute, animals (especially otters, red pandas, foxes, and cats), but I hate anything with more than 4 legs.
I’m a bit of a gamer, but I’m mostly sticking to Hogwarts Legacy and Fortnite nowadays. I spend my time in that game completing assignments, killing spiders, and searching for cute beasts. All while flying around on a broomstick. For Hogwarts Legacy, not Fortnite. Although that statement in funny for either game.
I also likely have ADHD, OCD, and autism, so if that can be a problem sometimes. I’m doing fine, but am always worried and always hungry. Also, I’m kinda questioning my gender, and I might be demiboy or gender faun, as suggested by Tana. That or Two-Spirited.
I simply adore baking TV shows, baking irl, and sitting back on a couch reading a good book while eating a snack.
Umm, what else? Oh yeah, titles! I’ve been dubbed the French Zeldian and the Fluffy Bowman by Golden!
If I could be any animal from mythology, I’d be a Nine-Tailed Fox. Kitsune/Gumiho for life!!!
Hope this finds you well, and remember, for every Natural 1, there is a Natural 20 to come.
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Foxy Lunar Archpriest. Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/They
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
Well, I guess I should start with my hobbies…lobsters, reading, D&D, Risk of Rain (1, 2, and Returns), world building, legislature, crustaceans, watermelon, sushi, spicy food, writing stupidly extended backstories, crustaceans, cats, rats, crustaceans, dragons, did I say crustaceans already?
I think I did, so what else should I talk about? My skills?
Huh, lemme think. I can code (Python 3) reasonably well. I’m a pretty good gamer (console and PC). I can probably be your lawyer, or be an effective judge (I ain’t interested in law school though).
Ah! Speaking of career choices, I plan on entering the Air Force for a few years (do my part for our nation!) then I’ll go to college (likely UC Davis) to study Food Science and specialize in Dairy.
“Dairy? Why dairy?” You might ask. Well I just find milk interesting. That simple.
I don’t really know what else to put on here so I’ll give you guys a quote from my campaign. The interpretation is up to you.
“GAAAHH!”
*heavy panting*
“B-brother… how could you? After all I’ve done for you? You’ve betrayed me again. I can’t believe it. Is it because of the worms? Those DAMN WORMS!?
“I’ve done nothing but help YOU! Everything I’ve ever done was for you! For you!”
“Yet you, in your selfishness, ignored your OWN BROTHER and chose VERMIN like THEM over ME! I AM YOUR ONLY BROTHER!!”
*pause, panting*
“Is it an apology you seek? Do you seek my reconciliation for the worms? Why would I? When you were the one who locked me up on this barren rock, destined to do nothing but build these USELESS GOLEMS FOR ETERNITY!!”
*silence*
“Remember who comforted you after Her death.”
“Remember who gave us a place on that godforsaken planet.”
“Remember who chased glass frogs in the sun with you.”
“Remember what we once were to each other.”
“Do you?”
“…because I do”
— Mithras, the BBEG of my campaign, after his brother killed him for his evil actions.
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I am the Sturgeon Man, AKA Sturgeon Dan.
With my Sturgeon Band, we’ll conquer the Sturgeon Land!
With my Sturgeon Bars, and m’ boy Bruno Mars,
The Sturgeon Dudes will send you Sturgeon [REDACTED]!
He shouldn't have gone so far in. Paco knew that. Everyone knows that. Yet he did anyways. He let his interest and curiosity get the better of him, and he was feeling the consequences of the decision he had made. See, almost two years ago, Paco1150 began Treading the Threads. He knew it was dangerous, but that didn't deter him, just made it all the more exciting. As a Thread-Treader, he saw new and extremely full threads, threads which had once been the height of the Kitchen, now fallen into dust, laying forgotten for eons, and those threads which never got any more than 1 page of replies. It made him detached from reality, from time, from those invisible strings that keep us together and keep us human. In order to Tread the Threads, one must go in between them first, through over one hundred pages containing thousands of threads. As is only necessary, something that stays somewhere for a long enough time begins to take on itself that place's reality. Things were not meant to live in a reality that is not their own, and because of this, the reality you are currently in begins to shape you toward itself. And these transitional, liminal spaces, such as the pages of Adohand's Kitchen, were never meant to have any permanent resident. It is a place meant to be passed through, not lived in. Paco, however, in his immature pride, ignored these facts, and continued in the pages for months at a time, only coming out occasionally to check on his friends. By the time he finally decided to come back to our reality, many of his friends had gone offline, and now the reality of his body no longer matched ours. He finally felt the full effects of his extended occupation while Treading the Threads, and there was no turning back. He was now cursed to forever live in the pages between the Threads, only ever able to occasionally check in when he could gather up the mental and material strength. He was now a liminal being, without normal human feeling, without any knowledge of the passing of time. He was beyond time now, in a place where time did not exist. Where one can just as easily access threads from 8 years ago as threads from 2 minutes ago, time becomes irrelevant. Paco1150 was now, forever, Treading the Threads.
(This lore is my excuse for no longer being online and probably only ever posting semi-normally in the Archives Thread.)
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Foxy Lunar Archpriest. Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/They
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
He shouldn't have gone so far in. Paco knew that. Everyone knows that. Yet he did anyways. He let his interest and curiosity get the better of him, and he was feeling the consequences of the decision he had made. See, almost two years ago, Paco1150 began Treading the Threads. He knew it was dangerous, but that didn't deter him, just made it all the more exciting. As a Thread-Treader, he saw new and extremely full threads, threads which had once been the height of the Kitchen, now fallen into dust, laying forgotten for eons, and those threads which never got any more than 1 page of replies. It made him detached from reality, from time, from those invisible strings that keep us together and keep us human. In order to Tread the Threads, one must go in between them first, through over one hundred pages containing thousands of threads. As is only necessary, something that stays somewhere for a long enough time begins to take on itself that place's reality. Things were not meant to live in a reality that is not their own, and because of this, the reality you are currently in begins to shape you toward itself. And these transitional, liminal spaces, such as the pages of Adohand's Kitchen, were never meant to have any permanent resident. It is a place meant to be passed through, not lived in. Paco, however, in his immature pride, ignored these facts, and continued in the pages for months at a time, only coming out occasionally to check on his friends. By the time he finally decided to come back to our reality, many of his friends had gone offline, and now the reality of his body no longer matched ours. He finally felt the full effects of his extended occupation while Treading the Threads, and there was no turning back. He was now cursed to forever live in the pages between the Threads, only ever able to occasionally check in when he could gather up the mental and material strength. He was now a liminal being, without normal human feeling, without any knowledge of the passing of time. He was beyond time now, in a place where time did not exist. Where one can just as easily access threads from 8 years ago as threads from 2 minutes ago, time becomes irrelevant. Paco1150 was now, forever, Treading the Threads.
(This lore is my excuse for no longer being online and probably only ever posting semi-normally in the Archives Thread.)
Feels like you’ve been treading them for quite a while, Paco…
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Wes (he/him): 14 y/o bisected bisexual + general f*ckup For what? For what? For what it's worth There's no more looking back, it's looking up or looking down I am currently on an exchange trip, sporadic posting for 2 weeks |------extended sig------|
Uh, hi! I write songs! Probably bad ones, but still. Here's a few:
[Basically a love song about dragons, it's weird]
[Verse 1]
I don't need to look to the sky
To find my star
Just need to look to my side,
And there you are
[Verse 2]
Yeah, baby, you don't need to hide
Who you are
Side by side
We'll go so far
[Chorus]
Heart in heart,
wing in wing
A brand new start,
and we start to sing
"Oh darling, we can go so high
Together
I want to soar through the sky
Forever (With you)
I love you unconditionally
I love you eternally"
[Verse 3]
I can't bear to be apart (from you)
It's breaking my heart (in two)
Our love is like art (it's true)
Oh, can I have a new start (with you)
Wing in wing
Where we start to sing
[Chorus]
"Oh, darling, we can go so high
Together
I want to soar through the sky
Forever (With you)
I love you unconditionally
Eternally"
[This is similar, and even maybe shares some lyrics, but isn't technically a dragon one]
I remember the day I met you
Like everything else was a lie,
and only you were true
Noticed you looked a little fe-line
My eyes met yours in a straight, line
But now we're growing apart
And it's breaking my heart
How you've gone so cold
You're making me feel as rotten as mold
But I don't think I can let, you, go
So
Please, don't push me away
I'm weak at the knees, don't know what I'll do
If you
Don't let
Me stay...
Your beauty may be a little strange,
But darling, I have never wanted you to change
Just wanted you to be as, you, are
Yeah, I know you can go, so, far
Never wanted you to hide
Just wanted to be by your side
So
Please, don't push me away
I'm weak at the knees, don't know what I'll do
If you
Don't let
Me stay...
What can I do but weather the storm
Wait for your heart to grow warm
Again
What can I do but leave you be
Until you can love me
Again
I'm losing hope
So deep underground
I'm out of rope
Dying without a sound
Without you Darling, can't you see it's true
I can't let you go
So
Please, don't push me away
I'm weak at the knees, don't know what I'll do
If you
Don't let
Me stay...
Because your beauty may be a little strange
But I've never, ever wanted you to change...
And maybe now you start to see
And maybe now we can be together
Forever
Unconditionally, eternally...
My loyalty
And your
Strange beauty...
['Over the Rainbow]
Somewhere over the rainbow
In a place that's always bright
Where we'll never be brought low
Together we'll stand in the light
Somewhere where it's not so cold
Somewhere where we don't feel so old
Yeah, we're going somewhere
Yeah, I'm gonna take you there
Take you
Somewhere over the rainbow
A place that's always bright
A place where we'll never be brought low
A place for us to stay tonight
So come with me
When there's so many colors
Our eyes can see
It's a place for you and me
Yeah, it's
Somewhere over the rainbow
Somewhere that's always bright
Somewhere where we'll never be brought low
Someplace that for us is just right...
[A shorter song about finding it hard to care anymore]
I'm starting to go a little numb
To what they all say
Used to say I'm smart, now they're all callin' me dumb
Just push their words away
Then I'll be okay
Why should I care
How they all fare
When they're all so fake
Throw 'em in the oven, leave it on bake
Not going to let 'em tell me how to live my life
If I'm bleeding, it'll be by my own knife
Because I just can't care no more
What they say
I'll be okay
Without them making me sore
Getting a little tired of all the words
Miss the days when battles were fought with swords
Yeah, these days aren't my kinda place
Evil hides behind a charming face
Give me the clearly bad
Easy to tell when someone's happy or sad
Nothing makes sense anymore
At least life's not a bore
But boy is it leaving me sore
I don't know if I can take it anymore...
[And this one I wrote while I was sleepy and it's based off of the meme featuring the character in my PFP so some people may quite dislike it for that]
[Verse 1]
Hey, it's a boy
Oh joy!
My eyes met his in a straight line
Probably looked weird, 'cause I'm fe-line
But then I said
Oh, can we play
Oh, isn't it clear
[Chorus]
Yeah, I like you
Yeah, I want you
Yeah, I need you
So do you like me
So do you want me
So do you need me
'Cause boy, if you do, then get over here
And let me give you a little something...
Mwah!
[Verse 2]
I'm a silly kinda guy
But I won't lie
I'm serious about you
Yeah, boy, it's true...
[Chorus]
Yeah, I like you
Yeah, I want you
Yeah, I need you
So do you like me
So do you want me
So do you need me
'Cause boy, if you do, then get over here
And let me give you a little something...
Mwah!
[Verse 3]
I don't want to push you
Even though I want you, ('Cause I do)
So tell me...
Do you want me
Do you need me
Do you love me
Can I have you
Can I hold you
Can I love you
Can I kiss you
'Cause
[Chorus]
Yeah, I like you (so much)
Yeah, I want you (so bad)
Yeah, I need you (in my arms)
So boy, won't you come over here
And let me give you a little something...
(Also, a friend asked me if they could put the last one in an AI song generator, and I let them, so if anyone's interested in hearing that, PM me I guess)
These are all probably terrible, I doubt I'm any good
Also none of them will be published 'cause anxiety lol
Uh, hi! I write songs! Probably bad ones, but still. Here's a few:
[Basically a love song about dragons, it's weird]
[Verse 1]
I don't need to look to the sky
To find my star
Just need to look to my side,
And there you are
[Verse 2]
Yeah, baby, you don't need to hide
Who you are
Side by side
We'll go so far
[Chorus]
Heart in heart,
wing in wing
A brand new start,
and we start to sing
"Oh darling, we can go so high
Together
I want to soar through the sky
Forever (With you)
I love you unconditionally
I love you eternally"
[Verse 3]
I can't bear to be apart (from you)
It's breaking my heart (in two)
Our love is like art (it's true)
Oh, can I have a new start (with you)
Wing in wing
Where we start to sing
[Chorus]
"Oh, darling, we can go so high
Together
I want to soar through the sky
Forever (With you)
I love you unconditionally
Eternally"
[This is similar, and even maybe shares some lyrics, but isn't technically a dragon one]
I remember the day I met you
Like everything else was a lie,
and only you were true
Noticed you looked a little fe-line
My eyes met yours in a straight, line
But now we're growing apart
And it's breaking my heart
How you've gone so cold
You're making me feel as rotten as mold
But I don't think I can let, you, go
So
Please, don't push me away
I'm weak at the knees, don't know what I'll do
If you
Don't let
Me stay...
Your beauty may be a little strange,
But darling, I have never wanted you to change
Just wanted you to be as, you, are
Yeah, I know you can go, so, far
Never wanted you to hide
Just wanted to be by your side
So
Please, don't push me away
I'm weak at the knees, don't know what I'll do
If you
Don't let
Me stay...
What can I do but weather the storm
Wait for your heart to grow warm
Again
What can I do but leave you be
Until you can love me
Again
I'm losing hope
So deep underground
I'm out of rope
Dying without a sound
Without you Darling, can't you see it's true
I can't let you go
So
Please, don't push me away
I'm weak at the knees, don't know what I'll do
If you
Don't let
Me stay...
Because your beauty may be a little strange
But I've never, ever wanted you to change...
And maybe now you start to see
And maybe now we can be together
Forever
Unconditionally, eternally...
My loyalty
And your
Strange beauty...
[A shorter song about finding it hard to care anymore]
I'm starting to go a little numb
To what they all say
Used to say I'm smart, now they're all callin' me dumb
Just push their words away
Then I'll be okay
Why should I care
How they all fare
When they're all so fake
Throw 'em in the oven, leave it on bake
Not going to let 'em tell me how to live my life
If I'm bleeding, it'll be by my own knife
Because I just can't care no more
What they say
I'll be okay
Without them making me sore
Getting a little tired of all the words
Miss the days when battles were fought with swords
Yeah, these days aren't my kinda place
Evil hides behind a charming face
Give me the clearly bad
Easy to tell when someone's happy or sad
Nothing makes sense anymore
At least life's not a bore
But boy is it leaving me sore
I don't know if I can take it anymore...
[And this one I wrote while I was sleepy and it's based off of the meme featuring the character in my PFP so some people may quite dislike it for that]
[Verse 1]
Hey, it's a boy
Oh joy!
My eyes met his in a straight line
Probably looked weird, 'cause I'm fe-line
But then I said
Oh, can we play
Oh, isn't it clear
[Chorus]
Yeah, I like you
Yeah, I want you
Yeah, I need you
So do you like me
So do you want me
So do you need me
'Cause boy, if you do, then get over here
And let me give you a little something...
Mwah!
[Verse 2]
I'm a silly kinda guy
But I won't lie
I'm serious about you
Yeah, boy, it's true...
[Chorus]
Yeah, I like you
Yeah, I want you
Yeah, I need you
So do you like me
So do you want me
So do you need me
'Cause boy, if you do, then get over here
And let me give you a little something...
Mwah!
[Verse 3]
I don't want to push you
Even though I want you, ('Cause I do)
So tell me...
Do you want me
Do you need me
Do you love me
Can I have you
Can I hold you
Can I love you
Can I kiss you
'Cause
[Chorus]
Yeah, I like you (so much)
Yeah, I want you (so bad)
Yeah, I need you (in my arms)
So boy, won't you come over here
And let me give you a little something...
*These are all probably terrible, I doubt I'm any good
Also none of them will be published 'cause anxiety lol*
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Foxy Lunar Archpriest. Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/They
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
Èist ri Arirang aig BTS!
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Um so I decided to make an extended sig so here
I'm a nerd who likes to read, build Gundam model kits, and play Minecraft.
I don't know what else to put here so here are all the threads I'm a part of:
CHB
The cult of Jeff
Vinstreb School for the Gifted (unfortunately dead)
The Dragonclub (mostly dead)
I CAST
Feed the Mimic
The Absolutely Anything Thread
I'll add links later
I created the Realm of Dragons Tavern
Praise Jeff!!!!!
Ni!
Creator of the Realm of Dragons Tavern
My Extended Sig
I’m a Male Straight Furry
My Fursona is a white protogen with blue accents.
He’s an uncommon Protogen and his name is Toshi.
He’s 5’9’’
Weight: 233
His wrists are lavalamp like
His visor displays show a kind blue face and on the sides blue crosses
Very fluffy hair and fur.
His tail is a long nanite tail and it has a tuft of fur on the end.
His side visor displays have solar panels on the sides.
He wears black gloves with cuts at the fingertip.
Skills: First aid, hand to hand combat, engineering, and emotional support.
Hobbies: being an entertainer and making others smile
____________________________________________________________________________
Real Life Me
I’m a Red Head
I’m 5’6’’
Weight: 168
Eyes: Left is Green and right is Hazel (I have heterochromia)
Skills: I’m an artist, Writing short stories, video gaming.
Hobbies: Fursuiting (I have a Full working Protogen Toshi fursuit, although i need to fix the visor) Drawing, reading, videogaming, role playing, D&D, Dungeon Mastering, and writing.
I have R.A.D (Reactive attachment disorder). I also have separation anxiety really bad. Usually when I have a good conversation with someone, a connection is made. Then when away, it causes stress and anxiety.
Claimed by SilverRaccoon3
EXTENDED SIGNATURE
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I see you've arrived.
I really didn't expect anybody to find this. You're quite the detective. Well, welcome to my crypt.
The Crypt of Dead Character Sheets
Over here is my phylactery. All the souls of my former players stay in here.
Care to JOIN THEM???
No? Okay then.
Here's my teleportation circles. These let me move all over the forums in a blink of an eye.
Circle to Zaidan
Circle to The Academy
*Oops, nothing else. teleportation circles are expensive, okay?*
Over in the corner is my brewing station. nothing good so far, mostly just experiments. a few promising magic items, but nothing publish-worthy.
Here's my gaming setup. this thing has helped me defeat ganon (3 times),
conquer the end dimension,
become a pokemon champion in two different regions,
and play 7 different final fantasy games. (I-VII, if you must know)
Oh yeah. all the memories.
And this. Ohh, this one's my favorite. the Dungeon Master's Spellbook.
This is where I store all of my campaign ideas, all of my plans, all of- what?
No, you can't look! This is private info!
Well, that's the tour! And no, you can't leave.
YOUR'E TRAPPED FOREVER! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Wait, you know Dimension Door? Really?
DANGIT!
Fine, leave. just please don't tell anybody about this place...
Pinky Promise?
I'm just your everyday dungeon master. Ignore that jar full of souls. And those bones in the corner are just props, don't worry. I'm definitely NOT a lich. Definitely.
Yes, I like beholders. Yes, I curated an exquisite personality for commoner #2864. Yes, my catchphrase is "are you sure?"
.-. .- -. -.. --- -- / -- --- .-. ... . / -.-. --- -.. . .-.-.-
PM "Avocado" to Pug_With_Big_Weapons for a prize.
Don't touch the Jar
Afternoon, lad! I'm just a silly little guy that's too smart for my own good. The tomato analogy is great for helping starters. I despise people who swear for the sake of it. I'm a lover, not a fighter. I love the Dover Demon! So easy to draw! And he's here with me in New England. I love cryptids, but have a particular fondness for the Dover Demon. I'm great at listening to people rant, and love to listen to them rant. I love propaganda. By that I mean I love the visuals and aesthetic. Lempdinger, God of humor, is a little rat that speaks in riddles and dad jokes I made.
How to speak Goobish, my language I invented.
ifmmp = hello
a in English = b in Goobish
b in English = c in Goobish
c in English = d in Goobish
and so on!
except, z in English = a in Goobish
funnily enough, I hate to decipher my own language.
I've been called aromantic, and I like to think of myself as mostly straight, and I have a thing for tomboys, the Pilsbury doughboy, Bilbo baggins, and Hannibal lecter
everyone meet my first son, Goober the eighth
don't ask who the mother is. now here's meet Hjandal the one-seeing, my second son
good. now meet Parker, my third son.
No more posting. Sorry!
“No doubt I’ll tire of this eventually, but for now… I am content.” -Murtagh
if you're reading this, you either followed the link because you are a nice person who cares about others, or you are a weird freak like me who read the extended signature thread.
if you're the first group, thank you for your wonderful contribution to this world! keep it up!
if you're the second group, why the actual f**k? why would you read the thread for people to post their signatures on??? I just have no words.
"all hail SnuggleMurder!" (ask me about it)
PRAISE BOB! (ask me about it)
PRAISE JEFF! (ask me about it)
u can call me Foalin, Fay, Fayalin ᛋᚢᛗᚨᚱᛒᚱᚨᚾᛏᛖᚱ(Elder Futhark runes. it means Sumarbrandr), That Idiot Over There, or just make up a nickname
btw, if I'm being annoying and just generally a nuisance, or If you just don't like me, please tell me. I would rather know I'm not liked than have someone pretend to like me
this is the title conferred upon me by Golden_Axolotl_Dragon: That Lovely Little Fox Who Dances In The Nine Hells(click it)
y'all are amazing people, keep it up, I love you all, and have a wonderful day/night/inter-dimensional, primordial, all-encompassing, never-ending darkness, and if you are reading this at 3:00 in the morning, go to sleep. you need it.
Hello, all! I am Golden_Axolotl_Dragon's familiar, after a little conversation...
if you read this, PM me "Pro-Neo-Contra-Re-Anti-Trans-Inter-Sub-Intra-Circum-Pre-Auto-Over-Ex-Anti-Dis-Establishmentarianistical"
Also PM me the word avacado
"It's getting out of view
Give me the window next to you
I'll make a coffee from
The notes that you leave around the room
I'll pour for two
Then rinse it off me like
The shadow of an undiscovered moon
From miles away, that's getting closer every day
It's getting out of view
We'll clear the room
We'll clear the room
Punching all the lights out
Life got me so stressed out
Nobody wants to talk to me
I want to talk to you
Punching all the lights out
Life got me so stressed out
Nobody wants to talk to me
I want to talk to you
It's getting out of view
Give me the window next to you
We'll grow a garden with
The notes that you hum without a tune
I'll sing it too
Then cast it off me like
The vowels of an anagraphic doom
I read before but I am certain to ignore
It's getting out of view
We'll see it through
We'll see it through
Punching all the lights out
Life got me so stressed out
Nobody wants to talk to me
I want to talk to you
Punching all the lights out
Life got me so stressed out
Nobody wants to talk to me
I want to talk to you
I want to talk to you
Punching all the lights out
Life got me so stressed out
Nobody wants to talk to me
I want to talk to you
Punching all the lights out
Life got me so stressed out
Nobody wants to talk to me
I want to talk to you
I want to talk to you"
pronouns: ungrateful call me Fay
“No doubt I’ll tire of this eventually, but for now… I am content.” -Murtagh
"When Jenny says she's seen it all, she means from here to down the hall, and she is right in her own way.
But I'm runnin', I'm runnin', I'm runnin' out of string, and I ruin, and I ruin, and I ruin everything.
Hello all! I am Golden_Axolotl_Dragon's familiar, after a little conversation...
extended sig(click it) :3
hi
Extended signature
Hi I’m mossa! Here is my extended signature.
fun fact, I got this name from my 2nd dnd character.
I'm mostly dm, who is a player some times. I have the eye of vecna, and can body swap with a leviathan at will, but it gets control of my body so… yeah.
i am a god who is trapped in a cartoon, with saws for hands (and feet)!! active on I CAST....! and Jeff the Evil Roomba Cult, as well as planning to make my own cult.
alignment: chaotic good.
https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/off-topic/adohands-kitchen/3153-extended-signature-thread?page=20&srsltid=AfmBOooRkd7DyJ7F_a6PnbfKQ69VPiDjZJBdpetul5PJfECJVllwp_YO
Hey! Uh! I'm alive!
Whoooo! I'm Tara, a short little chaos gremlin of a gay furry! I'm NB, any pronouns, like random chaos, and love arthropods. I looove wooly bears, and jumpers! I am your resident weird sometimes funny random side character that I hope you enjoy!
I swordfight (I HATE SNAP CUTS OH MY GOD WHO MADE THEM AGHHHH!H!>!?!?!?!?!?!), can do archery, and can get a non moving bull's-eye from like 20 feet away (IK I'm bad at it), and I need to learn how to axe throw. I climb, and yeah.
I'm Canadian, so yes I will complain about freezing and burning a lot.
I am a chaos gremlin.
I am a nerd (a gay nerd who's a furry that plays dnd?! *gasp*) and my meds are wearing off as I write this. I think you could tell. My favorite subjects are biology, english, french, and smth else I forget :D
TRANS FLAGS
Proud owner of the Cult of Cults! MR SIR SNUGGLEMURDER IS OUR LORD!
Proud owner of that one old very dead very small rp threads about bugs! (Arthropleura)
Proud owner of Ascend to Godhood!
Proud owner of the April 2024 Mafia Game!
Proud owner of LobbyOfTarrasque(LOT)!
Proud owner of The most random stuff in D&D sessions!
Proud owner of Sitalliuku’s Sheet of Secrets (Pls help me with it!)
Proud mod of the once living TGOS!
Proud mod of the very dead TSF!
Proud True Vessel of Mr Sir Snugglemurder!
🖤💛🤍💜 🩷💛🩵 ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜
Let's make a deal... You give me a title, and I shall be happy. And like... do smth... idk... why would I know?
As of now, my grand titles remain The Rainbow Cultist, The One Who Comes Back For a Little Snacc, and a plenty more. Shamefully, I got some in 2024, and since then, my memory has closed a door.
Anyways, deal with this massive text block now:
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Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
'Naner Day, Tuesday, March 3rd, 2026
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Salem has dubbed me Fellow Pancake of The Fox.
Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
Does anyone know Morse code?
Extended signature
Mr SirSnuggleMurder?
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
'Naner Day, Tuesday, March 3rd, 2026
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Salem has dubbed me Fellow Pancake of The Fox.
Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
hello! if you followed this, then welcome! (Well, if ur reading this, you did follow it but whatever)
call me chara, or charas acomplice
i am 14, and he/him (not sure what else to add here lol)
currently in jeff the evil roomba cult, and cult of the party wizard
i am a knight of craftmancy and fancy folkith of the inland pirate kingdom
huge fan of making characters and have been playing dnd for about a year and a half now, as well as planning a campaign for the summer, so if you have any ideas to help (as this is my first time DMing), PM me! also like reading, drawing, and playing video games. Chaos is my middle name, and fun is my game. if im being rude or annoying, feel free to let me know, as i dont exactly think before talking (or writing)
he/him|call me Chara (more known), or void
PM me the word AVACADO
LORD AND MASTER OF THE VOID.
Hi! If you are reading this, you are a very nice person. I hope. For those who haven’t met me before, you can call me LinkArcher or just Link (which is not my real name). I use he/they pronouns.
I am a relative newbie to DDB, but not 5e. I’ve been playing for 5 years and DMing for 4 of those.
I have created a couple threads, but nothing too major. I mostly stick to Adohand’s, the DM threads, Forum games, and a couple others.
My threads:
- Cult of the Kimiko. Status: Dying, if not already dead.
- Cult Battle Royale. Status: Fading, but may someday be revived.
- Cult Battle Royale 2.0. Status: Faded into obscurity.
- Neverending Arena. Status: Quite popular, 200+ pages!
- Hogwarts Everlasting. Status: Meh. Not as active as I’d hoped.
- The World Dungeon. Status: A few fans, but nothing major
- Count as High as you can Before LinkArcher Posts! Status: Moderately active.
- What If? - Serious Scientific Answers to Absurd Hypothetical Questions. Status: Has some interest, moving slowly but steadily.
I am a Ravenclaw, a child of Athena, a bookworm, a nerd, a Lego fanatic, a rock climber, and a traveller.
If you wanna talk with me about something, please send me a PM. I’m open for roleplay, mock fights, or just chatting about mythology.
I’ve read Dragon Pearl, Percy Jackson, 39 Clues, City Spies, and more front to back more times than I can count. I can code semi-decently.
I love all sorts of furry, cute, animals (especially otters, red pandas, foxes, and cats), but I hate anything with more than 4 legs.
I’m a bit of a gamer, but I’m mostly sticking to Hogwarts Legacy and Fortnite nowadays. I spend my time in that game completing assignments, killing spiders, and searching for cute beasts. All while flying around on a broomstick. For Hogwarts Legacy, not Fortnite. Although that statement in funny for either game.
I also likely have ADHD, OCD, and autism, so if that can be a problem sometimes. I’m doing fine, but am always worried and always hungry. Also, I’m kinda questioning my gender, and I might be demiboy or gender faun, as suggested by Tana. That or Two-Spirited.
I simply adore baking TV shows, baking irl, and sitting back on a couch reading a good book while eating a snack.
Umm, what else? Oh yeah, titles! I’ve been dubbed the French Zeldian and the Fluffy Bowman by Golden!
If I could be any animal from mythology, I’d be a Nine-Tailed Fox. Kitsune/Gumiho for life!!!
Hope this finds you well, and remember, for every Natural 1, there is a Natural 20 to come.
Hiya! You can call me Link. Here’s a bit about me:
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Foxy Lunar Archpriest. Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/They
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
Èist ri Arirang aig BTS!Hmm… An extended signature? How do I start?
Well, I guess I should start with my hobbies…lobsters, reading, D&D, Risk of Rain (1, 2, and Returns), world building, legislature, crustaceans, watermelon, sushi, spicy food, writing stupidly extended backstories, crustaceans, cats, rats, crustaceans, dragons, did I say crustaceans already?
I think I did, so what else should I talk about? My skills?
Huh, lemme think. I can code (Python 3) reasonably well. I’m a pretty good gamer (console and PC). I can probably be your lawyer, or be an effective judge (I ain’t interested in law school though).
Ah! Speaking of career choices, I plan on entering the Air Force for a few years (do my part for our nation!) then I’ll go to college (likely UC Davis) to study Food Science and specialize in Dairy.
“Dairy? Why dairy?” You might ask. Well I just find milk interesting. That simple.
I don’t really know what else to put on here so I’ll give you guys a quote from my campaign. The interpretation is up to you.
“GAAAHH!”
*heavy panting*
“B-brother… how could you? After all I’ve done for you? You’ve betrayed me again. I can’t believe it. Is it because of the worms? Those DAMN WORMS!?
“I’ve done nothing but help YOU! Everything I’ve ever done was for you! For you!”
“Yet you, in your selfishness, ignored your OWN BROTHER and chose VERMIN like THEM over ME! I AM YOUR ONLY BROTHER!!”
*pause, panting*
“Is it an apology you seek? Do you seek my reconciliation for the worms? Why would I? When you were the one who locked me up on this barren rock, destined to do nothing but build these USELESS GOLEMS FOR ETERNITY!!”
*silence*
“Remember who comforted you after Her death.”
“Remember who gave us a place on that godforsaken planet.”
“Remember who chased glass frogs in the sun with you.”
“Remember what we once were to each other.”
“Do you?”
“…because I do”
— Mithras, the BBEG of my campaign, after his brother killed him for his evil actions.
I am the Sturgeon Man, AKA Sturgeon Dan.
With my Sturgeon Band, we’ll conquer the Sturgeon Land!
With my Sturgeon Bars, and m’ boy Bruno Mars,
The Sturgeon Dudes will send you Sturgeon [REDACTED]!
TLDR: I'm mostly inactive now. Trapped Treading the Threads forever is the official lore reason.
Status: Treading the Threads Forever
"Even though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death,
I will fear no evil: for thou art with me"
Nice!
Hiya! You can call me Link. Here’s a bit about me:
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Foxy Lunar Archpriest. Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/They
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
Èist ri Arirang aig BTS!Feels like you’ve been treading them for quite a while, Paco…
Wes (he/him): 14 y/o bisected bisexual + general f*ckup
For what? For what? For what it's worth
There's no more looking back, it's looking up or looking down
I am currently on an exchange trip, sporadic posting for 2 weeks
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I have Wes_, yet I have not tread anywhere near all of them, and I doubt I ever will.
Status: Treading the Threads Forever
"Even though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death,
I will fear no evil: for thou art with me"
My Extended Signature to hold all current and future homebrew and maps:
Hombrew:
The Umbravore
Fencing Golem
Maps:
Snow Ravine Battlemap
D&D enthusiast who has roped all his friends into the game
(He/Him)
Stuff about me: I think purple is the best color (specifically dark purple), I'm the DM for my friend group,
I like making homebrew, painting minis (When I have time), and creating maps with Inkarnate
Homebrew and Map links are in my extended signature which you can get to by clicking this long sentence.
Uh, hi! I write songs! Probably bad ones, but still. Here's a few:
[Basically a love song about dragons, it's weird]
[Verse 1]
I don't need to look to the sky
To find my star
Just need to look to my side,
And there you are
[Verse 2]
Yeah, baby, you don't need to hide
Who you are
Side by side
We'll go so far
[Chorus]
Heart in heart,
wing in wing
A brand new start,
and we start to sing
"Oh darling, we can go so high
Together
I want to soar through the sky
Forever (With you)
I love you unconditionally
I love you eternally"
[Verse 3]
I can't bear to be apart (from you)
It's breaking my heart (in two)
Our love is like art (it's true)
Oh, can I have a new start (with you)
Wing in wing
Where we start to sing
[Chorus]
"Oh, darling, we can go so high
Together
I want to soar through the sky
Forever (With you)
I love you unconditionally
Eternally"
[This is similar, and even maybe shares some lyrics, but isn't technically a dragon one]
I remember the day I met you
Like everything else was a lie,
and only you were true
Noticed you looked a little fe-line
My eyes met yours in a straight, line
But now we're growing apart
And it's breaking my heart
How you've gone so cold
You're making me feel as rotten as mold
But I don't think I can let, you, go
So
Please, don't push me away
I'm weak at the knees, don't know what I'll do
If you
Don't let
Me stay...
Your beauty may be a little strange,
But darling, I have never wanted you to change
Just wanted you to be as, you, are
Yeah, I know you can go, so, far
Never wanted you to hide
Just wanted to be by your side
So
Please, don't push me away
I'm weak at the knees, don't know what I'll do
If you
Don't let
Me stay...
What can I do but weather the storm
Wait for your heart to grow warm
Again
What can I do but leave you be
Until you can love me
Again
I'm losing hope
So deep underground
I'm out of rope
Dying without a sound
Without you Darling, can't you see it's true
I can't let you go
So
Please, don't push me away
I'm weak at the knees, don't know what I'll do
If you
Don't let
Me stay...
Because your beauty may be a little strange
But I've never, ever wanted you to change...
And maybe now you start to see
And maybe now we can be together
Forever
Unconditionally, eternally...
My loyalty
And your
Strange beauty...
['Over the Rainbow]
Somewhere over the rainbow
In a place that's always bright
Where we'll never be brought low
Together we'll stand in the light
Somewhere where it's not so cold
Somewhere where we don't feel so old
Yeah, we're going somewhere
Yeah, I'm gonna take you there
Take you
Somewhere over the rainbow
A place that's always bright
A place where we'll never be brought low
A place for us to stay tonight
So come with me
When there's so many colors
Our eyes can see
It's a place for you and me
Yeah, it's
Somewhere over the rainbow
Somewhere that's always bright
Somewhere where we'll never be brought low
Someplace that for us is just right...
[A shorter song about finding it hard to care anymore]
I'm starting to go a little numb
To what they all say
Used to say I'm smart, now they're all callin' me dumb
Just push their words away
Then I'll be okay
Why should I care
How they all fare
When they're all so fake
Throw 'em in the oven, leave it on bake
Not going to let 'em tell me how to live my life
If I'm bleeding, it'll be by my own knife
Because I just can't care no more
What they say
I'll be okay
Without them making me sore
Getting a little tired of all the words
Miss the days when battles were fought with swords
Yeah, these days aren't my kinda place
Evil hides behind a charming face
Give me the clearly bad
Easy to tell when someone's happy or sad
Nothing makes sense anymore
At least life's not a bore
But boy is it leaving me sore
I don't know if I can take it anymore...
[And this one I wrote while I was sleepy and it's based off of the meme featuring the character in my PFP so some people may quite dislike it for that]
[Verse 1]
Hey, it's a boy
Oh joy!
My eyes met his in a straight line
Probably looked weird, 'cause I'm fe-line
But then I said
Oh, can we play
Oh, isn't it clear
[Chorus]
Yeah, I like you
Yeah, I want you
Yeah, I need you
So do you like me
So do you want me
So do you need me
'Cause boy, if you do, then get over here
And let me give you a little something...
Mwah!
[Verse 2]
I'm a silly kinda guy
But I won't lie
I'm serious about you
Yeah, boy, it's true...
[Chorus]
Yeah, I like you
Yeah, I want you
Yeah, I need you
So do you like me
So do you want me
So do you need me
'Cause boy, if you do, then get over here
And let me give you a little something...
Mwah!
[Verse 3]
I don't want to push you
Even though I want you, ('Cause I do)
So tell me...
Do you want me
Do you need me
Do you love me
Can I have you
Can I hold you
Can I love you
Can I kiss you
'Cause
[Chorus]
Yeah, I like you (so much)
Yeah, I want you (so bad)
Yeah, I need you (in my arms)
So boy, won't you come over here
And let me give you a little something...
(Also, a friend asked me if they could put the last one in an AI song generator, and I let them, so if anyone's interested in hearing that, PM me I guess)
These are all probably terrible, I doubt I'm any good
Also none of them will be published 'cause anxiety lol
Oh, and I'm on some other sites:
Bye now!
Extended Signature: Here
Fun thread I found: DDB Memes
I is a feline pancake
The fish is Jeffery, he is not dead but he is mine forever
*Gives you a standing ovation!*
Hiya! You can call me Link. Here’s a bit about me:
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Foxy Lunar Archpriest. Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/They
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
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