*Oh yeah Baalze, I gotta ask, can someone else remove the spear from someone who gets hit by it? Pimento can play support all around with the occasional knife throw in-between as payment for starting this fight.*
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Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
*Oh yeah Baalze, I gotta ask, can someone else remove the spear from someone who gets hit by it? Pimento can play support all around with the occasional knife throw in-between as payment for starting this fight.*
*Absolutely, go for it.*
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
*Oh yeah Baalze, I gotta ask, can someone else remove the spear from someone who gets hit by it? Pimento can play support all around with the occasional knife throw in-between as payment for starting this fight.*
*Absolutely, go for it.*
*Fantastic, Pimento's going to try and keep everyone up and ready to fight.*
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Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
*Oh yeah Baalze, I gotta ask, can someone else remove the spear from someone who gets hit by it? Pimento can play support all around with the occasional knife throw in-between as payment for starting this fight.*
*Absolutely, go for it.*
*Fantastic, Pimento's going to try and keep everyone up and ready to fight.*
*Lydia's probably going to do something similar- she has Healing Word to use on her bonus actions, so maybe she can help keep the party alive(?)*
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Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
*Oh yeah Baalze, I gotta ask, can someone else remove the spear from someone who gets hit by it? Pimento can play support all around with the occasional knife throw in-between as payment for starting this fight.*
*Absolutely, go for it.*
*Fantastic, Pimento's going to try and keep everyone up and ready to fight.*
*Lydia's probably going to do something similar- she has Healing Word to use on her bonus actions, so maybe she can help keep the party alive(?)*
*Pimento's just going to be getting people up and using hide actions with his bonus actions, any time he has an action he's probably going to hold it or throw a knife for sneak attack damage.*
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Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
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Lydia sees the fight erupt from the back of the bar, not having expected things to escalate so quickly. She quickly mutters some words in an arcane tongue- a casting of Healing Word- as Nigel's wounds are somewhat mended (4 hit points restored). For her main action, though, she produces a bottle of acid from her coat pocket and runs right up to the paladin, attempting to smack them upside the head with the bottle. The glass vessel cracks with a booming sound, Lydia casting Booming Blade on top of her strike and spending one of her two Luck Points (from the Lucky Origin Feat her background gives her) to give her strike advantage.
16 to hit, 3 bludgeoning damage plus 5 acid damage, and if they move their next turn, the paladin takes an extra 2 thunder damage.
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Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
Lydia sees the fight erupt from the back of the bar, not having expected things to escalate so quickly. She quickly mutters some words in an arcane tongue- a casting of Healing Word- as Nigel's wounds are somewhat mended (7 hit points restored). For her main action, though, she produces a bottle of acid from her coat pocket and runs right up to the paladin, attempting to smack them upside the head with the bottle. The glass vessel cracks with a booming sound, Lydia casting Booming Blade on top of her strike and spending one of her two Luck Points (from the Lucky Origin Feat her background gives her) to give her strike advantage.
14 to hit, 4 bludgeoning damage plus 11 acid damage, and if they move their next turn, the paladin takes an extra 3 thunder damage.
He blocks her arm with his weapon, causing her to drop the bottle to his waiting hand. He tosses it behind him, killing yet another civilian. "You must think you're really something to step to a Knight of Fierre."
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
The sounds of screams, metal on metal, and roaring flames fills the air. Troll opens his eyes staring up at the ceiling. His lips move, mouthing words he hasn't spoken in a long, long time. He holds his fingers up to his face and watches as bark spreads from their tips, covering his palm, swallowing his wrist, inching up his arm, until his entire body is covered in a thick casing of bark. He groans as he heaves himself upright with the creaking of wood. The bark covering his body begins to boil and bubble, as if the body inside it was going through some sort of metamorphosis. He begins to look a lot less like a man and a lot more like a bear.
He used his bonus action to cast barkskin and then wild shaped into a brown bear with his action.
Pimento sees the lance blast through the counter and flinches to the side, grinning side before grabbing one of the bottles nearby, coming up from the counter and tossing it over at the head of the paladin, intent on the bottle shattering and getting glass all over his face before going back to hiding. (Improvised weapon, not sure what to do with the multiplier for Dex though) To hit:22 Damage:6 Sneak attack:5 Stealth:24
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Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
*YES! NAT 20! Pimento will never pay for his crimes! This man cannot be caught! All his friends are probably not going to be doing great though in a sec. Also, forgot to add my Dex, 9 damage + 4 actually.*
Pimento sees the lance blast through the counter and flinches to the side, grinning side before grabbing one of the bottles nearby, coming up from the counter and tossing it over at the head of the paladin, intent on the bottle shattering and getting glass all over his face before going back to hiding. (Improvised weapon, not sure what to do with the multiplier for Dex though) To hit:21 Damage:6 Sneak attack:4 Stealth:27
*Gretel will arrive when she arrives. I'll give her two turns, if you're alright with that*
The glass shatters against his head. He stumbles slightly, looking around wildly and getting alcohol in his eyes. He growls in pain. He has disadvantage on all his attacks next turn, which I'll get to in just a second.
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
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*Oh yeah Baalze, I gotta ask, can someone else remove the spear from someone who gets hit by it? Pimento can play support all around with the occasional knife throw in-between as payment for starting this fight.*
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12WUcdu6YBH2USIcmf48FCnLwDh_mGHZJZYZWwLLRzhA/edit?tab=t.0 (For when I'm gone.)
*If anyone goes down, I will complicate things immensely.*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
*Absolutely, go for it.*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
*Fantastic, Pimento's going to try and keep everyone up and ready to fight.*
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12WUcdu6YBH2USIcmf48FCnLwDh_mGHZJZYZWwLLRzhA/edit?tab=t.0 (For when I'm gone.)
*Oh no, I was gone when the combat started. I'll try my best to help with the fight, but we might indeed be screwed.*
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
*Oh we are definitely screwed, you can just jump in whenever, but Pimento has started things and made a horrible mistake doing so.*
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12WUcdu6YBH2USIcmf48FCnLwDh_mGHZJZYZWwLLRzhA/edit?tab=t.0 (For when I'm gone.)
*Lydia's probably going to do something similar- she has Healing Word to use on her bonus actions, so maybe she can help keep the party alive(?)*
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
*Pimento's just going to be getting people up and using hide actions with his bonus actions, any time he has an action he's probably going to hold it or throw a knife for sneak attack damage.*
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12WUcdu6YBH2USIcmf48FCnLwDh_mGHZJZYZWwLLRzhA/edit?tab=t.0 (For when I'm gone.)
*Y'all wanted brutal combat, and I provided.*
*Now, ADAPT OR DIE*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
*When I said brutal, I wasn't thinking about how I dumped CON, beginning to regret that.*
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12WUcdu6YBH2USIcmf48FCnLwDh_mGHZJZYZWwLLRzhA/edit?tab=t.0 (For when I'm gone.)
*So right now the initiative is Nigel, Pimento, Troll, Lydia, right? With the enemies tossed in there somewhere.*
*I was thinking that it's based on who takes their turn in combat first, not who posts first
Pimento
Enemies and Assassin
Nigel*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
*Troll and Lydia can go whenever they want*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
Lydia sees the fight erupt from the back of the bar, not having expected things to escalate so quickly. She quickly mutters some words in an arcane tongue- a casting of Healing Word- as Nigel's wounds are somewhat mended (4 hit points restored). For her main action, though, she produces a bottle of acid from her coat pocket and runs right up to the paladin, attempting to smack them upside the head with the bottle. The glass vessel cracks with a booming sound, Lydia casting Booming Blade on top of her strike and spending one of her two Luck Points (from the Lucky Origin Feat her background gives her) to give her strike advantage.
16 to hit, 3 bludgeoning damage plus 5 acid damage, and if they move their next turn, the paladin takes an extra 2 thunder damage.
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
He blocks her arm with his weapon, causing her to drop the bottle to his waiting hand. He tosses it behind him, killing yet another civilian. "You must think you're really something to step to a Knight of Fierre."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
*Oh okay. I'll go then.*
The sounds of screams, metal on metal, and roaring flames fills the air. Troll opens his eyes staring up at the ceiling. His lips move, mouthing words he hasn't spoken in a long, long time. He holds his fingers up to his face and watches as bark spreads from their tips, covering his palm, swallowing his wrist, inching up his arm, until his entire body is covered in a thick casing of bark. He groans as he heaves himself upright with the creaking of wood. The bark covering his body begins to boil and bubble, as if the body inside it was going through some sort of metamorphosis. He begins to look a lot less like a man and a lot more like a bear.
He used his bonus action to cast barkskin and then wild shaped into a brown bear with his action.
*Awesome, Pimento's turn.*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
*We ain't gonna wait for Gretel? Okay.*
Pimento sees the lance blast through the counter and flinches to the side, grinning side before grabbing one of the bottles nearby, coming up from the counter and tossing it over at the head of the paladin, intent on the bottle shattering and getting glass all over his face before going back to hiding. (Improvised weapon, not sure what to do with the multiplier for Dex though) To hit:22 Damage:6 Sneak attack:5 Stealth:24
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12WUcdu6YBH2USIcmf48FCnLwDh_mGHZJZYZWwLLRzhA/edit?tab=t.0 (For when I'm gone.)
*YES! NAT 20! Pimento will never pay for his crimes! This man cannot be caught! All his friends are probably not going to be doing great though in a sec. Also, forgot to add my Dex, 9 damage + 4 actually.*
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12WUcdu6YBH2USIcmf48FCnLwDh_mGHZJZYZWwLLRzhA/edit?tab=t.0 (For when I'm gone.)
*Gretel will arrive when she arrives. I'll give her two turns, if you're alright with that*
The glass shatters against his head. He stumbles slightly, looking around wildly and getting alcohol in his eyes. He growls in pain. He has disadvantage on all his attacks next turn, which I'll get to in just a second.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.