Sizing up the situation... Gremryl spins his morning stars in a lazy pattern, seeming unconcerned.
“Aye, our weapons and gear ye be wanting... I’ll counter and offer your lives to you by walking away and seeking prey elsewhere....actually Have you a moment to hear the word of Moradin?”
He spins his stars faster in anticipation of the coming violence...
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I'd also like to address the leader by saying: "Steady on, fellow dark dweller. We mean you no harm. Nobody has to die here to day. In fact, your party seems distressed. Perhaps we can help you if you'll just tell me what the problem is..."
Orc Leader - "Hahahaha! Oh? You want to help us, young tiefling? You can drop all your gear, and gold and walk the **** away slowly. We need the money. Got mouths to feed. Renny over there has 6 mouths to feed. We're ready to take what we need. Choice is yours. But make it quick. We're also hungry."
Gremryl speaks with a fierceness as he attempts to intimidate the leader of these raiders. Unfortunately, the Orc leader grew up in harsh conditions in his adolescent years and became highly intolerable to threats in his later years.
Orc Leader - "Oh! The little Dwarf thinks he gets a say, does he? That's adorable, little Dwarf. Drop your toys and walk away with your life. You're all testing my patience..."
As the attention in the cave is centered on the dialogue between the Orc leader, Morgana, and Gremryl, Elmo sees an opportunity to quietly slip into the background, unnoticed. Unfortunately, as he begins to do so, he trips over himself clumsily and makes a loud crashing sound that seems to echo for miles into the cave, both ways. All eyes are now focused squarely on Elmo as he sheepishly looks up from the floor, first at his companions and then around the room at the orcs. The 'mad' Orc starts to laugh hysterically.
Orc Leader - "This is going to be easier than I thought. Hahahaha!" *sigh* "But seriously, I won't ask again. Your gold, all of it. If that isn't enough then we'll take your weapons too. Let's see how much you got first, though."
Elmo stands up with dignity. He dusts himself off and starts unbuckling his pants while feigning surrendering his gear. "I think I speak for my companions here when I say..." Elmo turns, drops his pants, and moons the orc leader. Elmo Slaps his ass, "You want what we got? Come and get it ye bloody shites!" he pulls up his pants and stands bravely* behind Grem.
”hey you back there, by moradins balls you gonna stand there and flap that drow cockholster all day or ye gonna make a move? You want me Stars.. I reckon they want you blood!! Ye kolbold boning, drow boot licking sorry excuse for an Orc!!!”
Gremryl casts Bane on the three Orcs in front of him. Each of them become afflicted by the spell. Then the Paladin rushes forward to close the distance between himself and the Orcs.
Buppido moves towards the two Orcs on his side of the group and attacks Orc Raider (4) with his Short Spear. He's able to connect and then attempts to trip the target into a prone position. The Orc Raider uses his brute strength to free himself of the hook before it can take him down. "Damnit!" says Buppido furiously.
During the back and forth I'll drop my kindness act and menacingly ask the leader "Do you know what happens to an orc that you light on fire?....The same thing that happens to everything else...."
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I want to use my cross bow (I should have one by god, I have mentioned at least 5 time in various threads and have not gotten a bloody response) and attack the orc who Buppido engaged for sneak attack damage. here is my attack roll: 12 (Do I get advantage? I rolled as if I did, if im wrong ill reroll) here is my damage roll: 8. here is the sneak attack damage: 8
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do I get another attack for my bonus action? If not Id like to use my cunning action to step behind the closest creature one size arger than me (grem, morg, or any npc would work) and stealth, stealth check: 8
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Sizing up the situation... Gremryl spins his morning stars in a lazy pattern, seeming unconcerned.
“Aye, our weapons and gear ye be wanting... I’ll counter and offer your lives to you by walking away and seeking prey elsewhere....actually Have you a moment to hear the word of Moradin?”
He spins his stars faster in anticipation of the coming violence...
Gonna roll an intimidation check
Gremryl - Roll me an Intimidation check but roll me an Initiative check first.
Morgana? Initiative roll, please.
14
That's my initiative.
I'd also like to address the leader by saying: "Steady on, fellow dark dweller. We mean you no harm. Nobody has to die here to day. In fact, your party seems distressed. Perhaps we can help you if you'll just tell me what the problem is..."
My persuasion check is 13
(Gremryl - roll for initiative please)
Orc Leader - "Hahahaha! Oh? You want to help us, young tiefling? You can drop all your gear, and gold and walk the **** away slowly. We need the money. Got mouths to feed. Renny over there has 6 mouths to feed. We're ready to take what we need. Choice is yours. But make it quick. We're also hungry."
"no reasoning with Orcs... "
intimidation check
11
initiative
23
while they are talking Elmo would like to slip behind his companions so that he is concealed from the orcs and stealth. 13
That was a natural 1
Elmo stands up with dignity. He dusts himself off and starts unbuckling his pants while feigning surrendering his gear. "I think I speak for my companions here when I say..." Elmo turns, drops his pants, and moons the orc leader. Elmo Slaps his ass, "You want what we got? Come and get it ye bloody shites!" he pulls up his pants and stands bravely* behind Grem.
Is the orc leader on my side of the cavern?
Gremryl looks at the Orc leader
”hey you back there, by moradins balls you gonna stand there and flap that drow cockholster all day or ye gonna make a move? You want me Stars.. I reckon they want you blood!! Ye kolbold boning, drow boot licking sorry excuse for an Orc!!!”
After Grems sweet burn, Elmo throws his arms up, laughs hysterically, and jaunts back and fourth behind Grem like a hype man in a World Star video.
Orc Leader - "Oi, Halfling. Your gonna get my spear right up your ass!"
COMBAT INITIATED
Initiative Order:
Gremryl Stonebreaker
Buppido
Elmo Lightpocket
Sarith Kzekarit
Orc Leader
Morgana
Stool
Shuushar (Pacifist - will not attack)
Orc Raider (1)
Orc Raider (2)
Orc Raider (3)
Orc Raider (4)
Orc Raider (5)
“That’s where your wrong Orc... you’ll be visiting you ancestors today... by Moradins Anger”
and with that Gremryl the Paladin takes two steps forward and casts [spell.]Bane[/spell] . on the orc leader and the two orcs in front of him.
(You can get the spell or skill to be a hover-over description by using "[spell.]Bane[/spell.]" but without the "." after "spell".)
Bane
Gremryl casts Bane on the three Orcs in front of him. Each of them become afflicted by the spell. Then the Paladin rushes forward to close the distance between himself and the Orcs.
Buppido moves towards the two Orcs on his side of the group and attacks Orc Raider (4) with his Short Spear. He's able to connect and then attempts to trip the target into a prone position. The Orc Raider uses his brute strength to free himself of the hook before it can take him down. "Damnit!" says Buppido furiously.
Initiative Order:
Gremryl StonebreakerBuppidoElmo Lightpocket - You're up!
Sarith Kzekarit
Orc Leader
Morgana
Stool
Shuushar (Pacifist - will not attack)
Orc Raider (1)
Orc Raider (2)
Orc Raider (3)
Orc Raider (4)
Orc Raider (5)
During the back and forth I'll drop my kindness act and menacingly ask the leader "Do you know what happens to an orc that you light on fire?....The same thing that happens to everything else...."
I want to use my cross bow (I should have one by god, I have mentioned at least 5 time in various threads and have not gotten a bloody response) and attack the orc who Buppido engaged for sneak attack damage. here is my attack roll: 12 (Do I get advantage? I rolled as if I did, if im wrong ill reroll) here is my damage roll: 8. here is the sneak attack damage: 8
do I get another attack for my bonus action? If not Id like to use my cunning action to step behind the closest creature one size arger than me (grem, morg, or any npc would work) and stealth, stealth check: 8