Dungeon of the Mad Mage (#9 PbP)

Evrik chuckles a bit at the loss of his servant as the anger rushes back at the sight of the drow warriors. "Where you fell one dark ladies, I shall raise two!" he screams at them. Then he grabs Myke with both heads and moves toward them ready to crush their souls, but he trips as he turns toward them and falls for a moment as the scene unravels before him. (Initiative: 2)

Negotiations are OVER =P

Alessandra99, Biggs21, Grianne15, Drow1, Drow3, Drow2, Drow4, Lythril4, Evrik1

Ra'iik init: 20

OU812’s Initiative: 18

Oh FFS...

OU812 apparently spends the few precious pre-battle seconds picking up Evrik and depositing him back on his feet, and points him towards the oncoming drow.

“THAT WAY, soldier!”

Alessandra99, Biggs21, Grianne15, Ra'iik15, Drow1, Drow3, Drow2, Drow4, OU8125, Lythril4, Evrik1

Initiative: 15

"Disgusting wench," Alessandra sneers in infernal, automatically sending two beams of Eldritch Blast straight for the first Drow to turn the corner as she activates her blade of ice.

Attack: 17 Damage: 7
Attack: 7 Damage: 9

She runs forward and strikes twice if she still stands (because the chances of me hitting are slim to none lol).

Attack: 15 Damage: 4
Attack: 14 Damage: 7

 ((Forgot my extra damage))
Extra 1: 5
Extra 2: 6

Ra'iik picks Drow 4.

"Alright, time to get my hands dirty!" In one giant leap, he jumps through the air, feinting with his first move, and going for a leg sweep; Attack: 9 Damage: 7 before following around with a double hammer fist to his target's stomach: Attack: 9 Damage: 7
The muscles Ra'iik uses to deliver such blows glow with divine light as he does so, hardening his knuckles and strengthening his muscles and tendons from his hands, right through his shoulder and down his back, the light fading the further away it gets from his fist. Smite damage: 12

He stands back up in a defensive stance, ready to parry anything off.

Whoever Lythril chooses as a target Wedge moves in to unleash the other half of his tank in absolute glee on the drow. Mr. Biggs follows in Aless's wake and puts his chip to work on smashing in heads from 10 feet away. "Here comes the boom!"

Booming Blow Attack: 11 Damage: 14 plus suffer an additional 15 thunder damage if they move.

Alessandra99, Biggs21, Grianne15, Dani15, Ra'iik15, Drow3, Drow2, OU8125, Lythril4, Evrik1

Alessandra makes EASY short work of Drow1, messily, spellwise and melee wise. Nice job.

Drow4, dodges Ra'iik's first blow, but crumbles under the assault of the second punch, breaking bone and puncturing organ. I thought you don't hit women? =P

Biggs, you miss bad lol. Too bad, too, because that spell looks cool.

Grianne: ??

Dani: ??

Dani? would you like to have some fun? If Dani says yes, Grianne polymorphs her into a Giant Ape. if not Grianne looks sad and disappointed and polymorphs herself into a giant ape. Either way there is now a giant ape.

Azrael had stayed back for a bit, still catching his breath, and recovering from the damage he had taken from the tricerevrik before, but once more drow had been mentioned, he stood and followed the others.

He had been about to cast Mirror Images on himself, before he saw that these drow were going down in less than 15 HP.... 

Initiative: 11

Still moving forward, though at a slightly halted pace, once he gets close enough, he'd cast Lightning Lure on whatever drow remained, for 10 (DC 14 STR save) Whispering out the words to the spell because he was still in a lot of pain despite the healing.

The Giant Ape that was once Danitriel looked down at herself and then gave Grianne an annoyed look as if it offended her vanity to be turned into an overgrown monkey. She shrugged and went to make the most of her new form throwing punches at the two remaining drow.

Attack: 29 Damage: 40

Attack: 14 Damage: 29

Alessandra99, Biggs21, Grianne15, Dani15, Ra'iik15, Azrael11, OU8125, Lythril4, Evrik1

Lightning Lure DC14: 2

The lightning lure no only fails terribly, thanks to The Weave, it completely backfires, shocking you instead for 10 damage. Not only THAT...

DaniApe's first hit slams into Azrael, sending him sprawling violently across the room. 

DaniApe's second hit flattens one of the drow completely into a pancake.

And that's how THOSE turns went. (Laughing on the floor)

My stomach hurts from laughing so much at this comedy of errors lol

OOC: Did you blokes leave any Drow for OU812 to play with?!

One is left I think. Also az is dead again.

Death save 1 2

[Sorry to offend your vanity, but we are not high enough in level to poly into a T-Rex]

Lythril rushes to Azrael and craddles his head against her armored bosom. She calls upon the powers of Rilifane and the enhancement of her Mithril Underwire, glowing with an updraft of sparkling green leaves.

cure wounds lvl2 + Underwire of Healing 14