"Maybe this Mr. Tim will give us some flowers, so we can like, get out of here."

"No, I'm not scared, shut up!"

"I just want pizza time, dude."

"I am getting an attack of the munchies, Bro. I could totally go for a Pepperoni Bacon Supreme. So what's up with this Tim dude? Is he like Evil Santa or something?"

“The best bodyguards?” Lillie gives a small laugh as she (very carefully) examines the box on the right (she’s standing 10ft away, not today box of possible evil). “No offense, but two tortles acting as ninjas with a very unhealthy pizza obsession as my bodyguards? No thank you.”

Investigation: 17

(Haha! Unhealthy pizza obsession! Updating when i return to my location of dwelling)

"Dude! Unhealthy?! Pizza is a balance of all the major food groups: bread, meat, sauce, onions and no-anchovies!"

The box, Lillie, from a distance, appears to have been quickly constructed out of simple planks and has the shape of a coffin. It does NOT smell like pizza.

Lillie laughs at her friends claim of pizza actually being healthy as she unsheathes her rapier. “If that’s what you want to believe, darling.”

She extends her arm with the rapier gripped tightly, getting closer to the box of need be, and pokes at it to see if there is a seam in which she could open it. If possible to open it with her rapier, she will.

With your rapier, and maybe a little grunting, you're able to lift the lid off the coffin, and it clatters to the floor.

*dun dun dunnnnnn*

Raff bounces over to the coffin and hides next to it so he can like ambush the fake vampire wearing a  mask.

stealth check 22

Inside the coffin issss...???!!!?!? Not anchovies, but..

A semi-preserved body of a half-elf teenage boy. A large badge of blood covers his shirt. His hands lay along his sides and, even though he is dead, you do not feel he is at peace. A small wooden chest sits at his feet. 

You can hear skittering noises coming from the stairs you took to get down here.

Inside the coffin, written in blood, says: I asked mommy and daddy about Herbert - why he spent so much time in his room and never let anyone in. They had no answer.

"Ah ha! Dude! a clue!" Raff takes the chest and opens it "Sorry little dead dude, we might need this. As long as it isn't something totally bogus."

A mist begins to flow from the chest as you open it. You suddenly realize that this may have been a bad idea, so you quickly attempt to close the chest. The mist seems to be pushing back, and even worse, opening the chest further. The mist gathers, and soon a form appears. A blood red, winged demonic creature manifests right next to Lillie. His fiery eyes stare directly at Raff as he raises his halberd in preparation for battle.

Mr. Tim initiative: 5

**** you dice roller.

Lillie, my dear, can you please make a DC14 Con save for me, please?

“Raff, no, wait—“ And it was too late. Lillie squeaked in fear at the figure, her legs locked into place.

Con save: 14

Very nice! Nothing happens. You avoided something bad.

“Thank the Gods.” Lillie breathes, pointing her rapier at the demon. Her legs may be shaky but she’s going to try her best!

Initiative: 24

so...we rolling initiative to fight the ghost demon now right?

If so then Ren rolls a 9

Yup. It's you all versus Mr. Tim.

Lillie20, Mikey11, Ren9, MrTim1, ?!?!??!

Lillie you can go. You gotz the nat20. LOL.

"Dude, check it! It's like some kind of demon-mist-dude! Well - it's time to kick some shell!" Mikey exclaimed and reached for his nunchaku.

Initiative: 6

“Okay, so like, I really don’t wanna hurt you, uh, Tim, maybe we could be friends?” She gives a crooked smile to the demon, very obviously nervous. “Wanna, uh, hear a joke?”

“What do demons eat for breakfast?” She casts hideous laughter. “Deviled eggs..!”

((Wis dc of 13 Cwispy))