"Ah, I wish not to fight. I will watch! Should be good."

Hmpp. Well then, you? Facing Narissa, I draw my rapier and whip it out diagonally to my side.

“I wouldn't back down from something I suggested.  Let’s go” 

I draw my dagger and twirl it.

”You can call quits whenever you please” 

I quickly scoot my little brewing kit a safe enough distance away so as not to be knocked over, settle back down, and get ready to watch, tail quietly tapping the ground.

"Free show, what a treat!"

I walk towards Demitric, thrust out my left arm and shout "BLINDNESS!"

I then poke him in the eyes with my right hand.

Sleight of Hand: 15

Acrobatics: 20

I scoot next to the kind tiefling. 

"Definitely rooting for the bard."

"Watch out Demitric! He has a hand!"

Jared does a nice bait and switch, but unfortunately Demitric moves too fast for him, and weaves out of the way.

Combat! 

(I will move Tungol next to Alteria on their round, and as long as she doesn't move, I won't roll initiative for her)

 Jared

Demitric

Narissa

Tungol 

I nod at my avian friend. "That was very naughty of Jared. I think I agree with rooting for Demitric, but Narissa looked kind of cool earlier as well... hmm"

I send a right hook to Demitric's rib cage.

Hit: 26 Dmg: 6

I attack with my rapier then use my dual weilding for a dagger!

R Attack: 19 Damage: 6

D attack: 15 Damage: 5

As Demitric winds up for a flurry of attacks, Jared nails him right in the solar plexus,winding him and causing both attacks to swing wide.

I put away my dagger and walk forward 10 ft, I cast a spell aimed towards Demitric 

(non lethal)

Burning Hands

Attack: 5 Dmg: 10

Saving throw

Dex: 19

As Narissa recoils her hand, a VERY charred Demitric slumps to the ground, dead on impact. Jared, being at the edge of the blast, got away with minor burns when he dove for cover.

(For future reference Faeth, you don't need an attack roll for burning hands, just a damage roll.)

Tungol, as the area lights up from the blast of fire, you can see a diminutive figure crouched near the oxen, harnessing them to the wagons. Jared sees him too, now facing the oxen.

Jared

Alteria

Goblin 1

Goblin 2

Demitric

Goblin 3

Narissa

Tungol

"I do not think Bard deserved that."

I then notice that there tiny figure.

"There isisomeone near the wagons!"

"Looks like you've got some fight in you after all" I say to Narissa.

Upon Tungol's warning, I spot the enemy by the wagon(darkvision).

"GOBLINS"

I pound my chest and let out a battlecry

Intimidation:5

As Jared's voice cracks like no teenager ever could, the Goblin he sees untenses and stands upright.

Goblin 3 gets a nasty smirk on his face. "C'mon boys, we don't need to tricky! We just kill 'em now and take both carts!" He shouts to the winds.

I suppose I will ready an attack for when a goblin gets closer. (since I hadn't yet acted last turn, right?)

Rapier:  12 Dmg: 11

You moved and took no action, so sure, I guess you can retro ready in this case.