"I stand with Fjolnir. Your terms are agreeable but we have business ot of town first shouldnt take more than 5 days and we'll be back with your mibe as our primary concern."
I think your offer is most reasonable Gundren, but consider this. That extra 2% saves us from having to do math. Looks around at the group Any of you good at math? Back to Gundren You could.... think of it as a retainer. With all we've accomplished so far, think of how valuable it would be to have us at your service as needed? Just a thought. 9 persuasion
Gundren puts a finger up and starts to say something to Fjolnir, then stops. He looks torn between admitting you have a good idea and not wanting to admit Harbin was right.
He winces when Az says 5 days.
He listens to Dirk's proposal. "Oh, yeah on second thought... No. How about ya help me with the mine, and I pay ya 10%? I'm not talkin' about it anymore. Go do what ya gotta do, just let me know when you're done." He walks past Harbin and points at his face as if to say "Not a word!" and sits on a desk.
Sildar chuckles, "Aww, Gundy. Ha ha. Don't be salty." He turns to the party. "Forgive him, he hasn't seen his brothers in over a week, and he'd just prefer they were found sooner than later."
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-We are all just one failed saving throw away from someone else's fantasy...
Dustfinger listens to the group rabble about which errand to take care of first, decides which one he has the best chance to take care of by himself, and gets up to leave... to go fight some orcs. Air guitars while screeching, "ORCFIGHTA! COMIN TO KILLYA WITH MY KNIIIIIIIIIIFFFEEEEEYAH"
You leave the small town of Phandalin, agreeing to Gundren's terms, some of you more begrudgingly so than others. 14
You head NNE, cutting across the plains to make good time, noshing on some bacon along the way. (makes me want to go on a bacon exclusive diet for a few days.) The day is uneventful and you decide to set up camp near the trail, just before you need to head due East toward Wyvern Tor, where Harbin thinks the Orc camp is.
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Overnight, during Dirk's watch, you hear a quiet screeching sound. It does not sound like something you've heard before. Roll perception.
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12. Perception
I guess if you want a hilariously canonical reason I'm not paying attention, it's because I"m carefully urinating on Dustfinger's boots, such that he should smell urine for a day or two unless he cleans his boots, not as to saturate him.
Az Emberi wakes up as five leathery winged creatures quickly swoop into the campsite. Their faces end in a proboscis type mouth and the closest thing these horrid beasts can be equated to is a cross between a bat and a mosquito.
Dirk and Az Emberi, as well as anyone once they are awake:
For Az Emberi: Yes, this is a beast and you can add it to your "creature's seen" notes. It is called a Stirge. It has a flying speed, so you won't be able to unlock it until level 8, but it's there.
I whip out my bagpipes and blast a rendition of Metallica with a prestigitation cast of fire streaming out the back ends. BA bardic inspiration on Az Emberi.
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I sleep in the nude. Absinthe is startled awake by the elaborate performance of Dirk, let out a loud growl as I jump to my feet and with no time to dawn clothes start slapping the shit out of which ever of those things I can reach first.
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Hymir hits 2 of them with his bacon fueled fiery attack. They burn up and die nearly instantly.
Absinthe gets up close and gets ready to swing with his Yklwa, and just as one gets in close he swings and skewers it.
As Absinthe is shaking the thing off his weapon another one dives at him. Attack: 14 Damage: 6 It drives its pointed mouth right into Absinthe's flesh and starts sucking his blood. Its claws dig into his abdomen as it attaches itself to him, and the creature starts to swell.
The other one flies down to Fjolnir and attempts the same. Attack: 21 Damage: 6 It succeeds as well and is now attached to him.
Anyone can use their action to detach a stirge from anyone, including themselves.
Round 1: Mosquito-bats! 21: Dirk 20: Absinthe (Has Stirge Attached) 20: Hymir 19: Stirges: 1) Attached to Absinthe 2) Attached to Fjolnir 17: Dustfinger (Prone) 13: Az Emberi (Prone / Bardic Inspiration) 4: Fjolnir (Prone / Has Stirge Attached)
"I stand with Fjolnir. Your terms are agreeable but we have business ot of town first shouldnt take more than 5 days and we'll be back with your mibe as our primary concern."
I think your offer is most reasonable Gundren, but consider this. That extra 2% saves us from having to do math. Looks around at the group Any of you good at math? Back to Gundren You could.... think of it as a retainer. With all we've accomplished so far, think of how valuable it would be to have us at your service as needed? Just a thought. 9 persuasion
Rainbow....... Mooo....
Gundren puts a finger up and starts to say something to Fjolnir, then stops. He looks torn between admitting you have a good idea and not wanting to admit Harbin was right.
He winces when Az says 5 days.
He listens to Dirk's proposal. "Oh, yeah on second thought... No. How about ya help me with the mine, and I pay ya 10%? I'm not talkin' about it anymore. Go do what ya gotta do, just let me know when you're done." He walks past Harbin and points at his face as if to say "Not a word!" and sits on a desk.
Sildar chuckles, "Aww, Gundy. Ha ha. Don't be salty." He turns to the party. "Forgive him, he hasn't seen his brothers in over a week, and he'd just prefer they were found sooner than later."
-We are all just one failed saving throw away from someone else's fantasy...
Absinthe chugs down the skull of Stormbrew he brought in with him.
I piggyback off of Gundren
Omg who let you inside are you even house broken "townmaster" I turn to the group this ******* guy I swear by the way I'm in
Chronomancy!!!
Dustfinger listens to the group rabble about which errand to take care of first, decides which one he has the best chance to take care of by himself, and gets up to leave... to go fight some orcs. Air guitars while screeching, "ORCFIGHTA! COMIN TO KILLYA WITH MY KNIIIIIIIIIIFFFEEEEEYAH"
Jumps up and slaps the hanging sign outside on his way out.
You leave the small town of Phandalin, agreeing to Gundren's terms, some of you more begrudgingly so than others. 14
You head NNE, cutting across the plains to make good time, noshing on some bacon along the way. (makes me want to go on a bacon exclusive diet for a few days.) The day is uneventful and you decide to set up camp near the trail, just before you need to head due East toward Wyvern Tor, where Harbin thinks the Orc camp is.
19 1 3 5
Overnight, during Dirk's watch, you hear a quiet screeching sound. It does not sound like something you've heard before. Roll perception.
-We are all just one failed saving throw away from someone else's fantasy...
Perception 16
12. Perception
I guess if you want a hilariously canonical reason I'm not paying attention, it's because I"m carefully urinating on Dustfinger's boots, such that he should smell urine for a day or two unless he cleans his boots, not as to saturate him.
Rainbow....... Mooo....
4 Perception
Perception: 17
Az Emberi wakes up as five leathery winged creatures quickly swoop into the campsite. Their faces end in a proboscis type mouth and the closest thing these horrid beasts can be equated to is a cross between a bat and a mosquito.
Dirk and Az Emberi, as well as anyone once they are awake:
For Az Emberi: Yes, this is a beast and you can add it to your "creature's seen" notes. It is called a Stirge. It has a flying speed, so you won't be able to unlock it until level 8, but it's there.
Initiative:
Stirges: 19
Absinthe: 20
Az Emberi: 13
Dirk: 21
Dustfinger: 17
Fjolnir: 4
Hymir: 20
Round 1: Mosquito-bats!
21: Dirk
20: Absinthe (Asleep / Prone)
20: Hymir (Asleep / Prone)
19: Stirges 20' East / 10' in the air
17: Dustfinger (Asleep / Prone)
13: Az Emberi (Prone)
4: Fjolnir (Asleep / Prone)
Dirk is up!
-We are all just one failed saving throw away from someone else's fantasy...
I whip out my bagpipes and blast a rendition of Metallica with a prestigitation cast of fire streaming out the back ends. BA bardic inspiration on Az Emberi.
Rainbow....... Mooo....
Everyone is awake.
Round 1: Mosquito-bats!
21: Dirk
20: Absinthe (Prone)
20: Hymir (Prone)
19: Stirges 20' East / 10' in the air
17: Dustfinger (Prone)
13: Az Emberi (Prone / Bardic Inspiration)
4: Fjolnir (Prone)
Absinthe and Hymir are up!
-We are all just one failed saving throw away from someone else's fantasy...
I sleep in the nude. Absinthe is startled awake by the elaborate performance of Dirk, let out a loud growl as I jump to my feet and with no time to dawn clothes start slapping the shit out of which ever of those things I can reach first.
Yklwa shit slap Attack: 9 Damage: 8
Backhand shit slap Attack: 7 Damage: 3
I get right under them or maybe a little off to the side and yell
I am fueled by BACON!!!
burning hands lvl 2 to hit as many as possible half on save DeX DC 13 14 fire damage
Chronomancy!!!
Hymir hits 2 of them with his bacon fueled fiery attack. They burn up and die nearly instantly.
Absinthe gets up close and gets ready to swing with his Yklwa, and just as one gets in close he swings and skewers it.
As Absinthe is shaking the thing off his weapon another one dives at him. Attack: 14 Damage: 6
It drives its pointed mouth right into Absinthe's flesh and starts sucking his blood. Its claws dig into his abdomen as it attaches itself to him, and the creature starts to swell.
The other one flies down to Fjolnir and attempts the same. Attack: 21 Damage: 6 It succeeds as well and is now attached to him.
Anyone can use their action to detach a stirge from anyone, including themselves.
Round 1: Mosquito-bats!
21: Dirk
20: Absinthe (Has Stirge Attached)
20: Hymir
19: Stirges:
1) Attached to Absinthe
2) Attached to Fjolnir
17: Dustfinger (Prone)
13: Az Emberi (Prone / Bardic Inspiration)
4: Fjolnir (Prone / Has Stirge Attached)
Dustfinger / Az Emberi / Fjolnir You're up!
-We are all just one failed saving throw away from someone else's fantasy...
Dustfinger hops up and sprays the back of the stirge on Absinthe's face with purple green energy.
EB 9 Damage 3
The stirge attached to Absinthe shrivels up and falls to the ground. The last one is feeding on Fjolnir.
Az Emberi and Fjolnir are up.
Round 1: Mosquito-bats!
21: Dirk
20: Absinthe (Has Stirge Attached)
20: Hymir
19: Stirge: AC 14 / HP 2 / Attached to Fjolnir
17: Dustfinger
13: Az Emberi (Prone / Bardic Inspiration)
4: Fjolnir (Prone / Has Stirge Attached)
-We are all just one failed saving throw away from someone else's fantasy...