And now for something completely different......(DM: Argent) [Random Character Generation]

The troglodyte licks their bloody claws in appreciation of what you taste like.

Attack: 11 Damage: 7

With a quick strike Sir Aldon skewers the troglodyte through the heart and it slumps to the ground.

its at that moment you hear that roar again and charging at the party you see a large brown bear!

They leap at Slate and attempt to snack on her!

[Bite: 7 Damage: 5 piercing damage]
[Claw: 23 Damage: 13 slashing damage]

Slate is up!

Slate

Slate's chainmail and shield did their job as the bear came out of nowhere, "Whoa, calm down momma...or possibly papa bear!" she then swung her warhammer around to try and pummel the bear with her warhammer sheathed in thunderous energy.

OOC: Casting Booming Blade and attacking the bear

Attack: 24 Damage: 8

The warhammer slices through the air and cracks the bear right between the eyes and they pause a moment and stare at Slate in stunned disbelief.

Iroona! Whatcha got?

Iroona, on her heels from the troglodyte's attack, flourishes a hand and a cloud of green vapor puffs at the creature. "You stink!" she shouts at it.

Action: Casts Poison Spray at the troglodyte. Con save vs DC 15 or 7 poison damage.

[CON save: 19]

The Troglodyte inhales the poison cloud like a heady perfume sprayed at him from a hidden perfume counter rep at a department store and wafts it towards their body to mingle with the stench already there and gives Iroona a toothy nod in thanks.

From the general direction where the bear came from you see another approching Troglodyte

Vonman - you're up!

Von disengages as he charges at the new bear, then runs away after Palaemon attacks and ducks into his tank. Bears? Who has tame bears?

Pal Attack: 11 Damage: 8

With a wet slap, Pal hits the bear across the face like a wet towel - the bear shakes their head flinging water everywhere and snarls at the retreating Vonman.

Back to the top of the round - Sir Aldon - there's a wet angry bear and another troglodyte still

Iroona looks about, then recites from some old book she has read, "I knew a hero named Bueller once, but he often could not be found, leaving the townspeople to cry plaintively, Bueller? Bueller? Bueller?"

(Crap. Sorry.)

Attack: 13 Damage: 12

(No worries, I'm barely treading water IRL right now, I get it. I tried to be humerus about it, cause I got no bone to pick!)

I was beginning to wonder if this game has lost peoples interest or become a hassle ... :(

OOC: Not for me, I check in every day multiple times per day :)

thanks MC - appreciate the support - maybe I need more games to play in to not make it seem like its dragging on - anyone got any room for one more? I've got a drunken master tabaxi monk with an obsession with cheese I'm interesting in playing :P

Nah, it’s good for me. More like my life has become a hassle

(also - Gmoat is creepin' this thread still :P maybe he needs to jump back in and play!)

OOC: Is it my turn?

No I need to figure out who Sir Aldon was attacking - I'll assume the bear so we can move on...

The bear staggers a bit under Sir Aldon's strike but remains on her paws.

She will then retaliate against Aldon 

[Bite: 10 Damage: 6 piercing damage]
[Claw: 12 Damage: 11 slashing damage]

Now Slate is up.......Wet angry bear, troglodyte etc.....

Slate

Seeing the wet bear Slate flicked her hand out and touched the bear infusing her hand with the magic of Talos!

OOC: Casting Shocking Grasp Attack: 16 Damage: Unable to parse dice roll.